This belongs in r/im14andthisisdeep or r/comedycemetery
James1887 on
Didn’t they only work like 150 days a year because of all there feast days a religious holidays.
Used-Detective2661 on
We still have roosters waking us up in parts of Eastern Europe.
Charmingirl02 on
Bro really thinks he’s built like a knight after 3 hours of sleep and a piece of rye bread. Respect the grind.
Own_Entertainment164 on
Yeah but his labor was so inefficient. And he was dumb. He probably slept with that rooster from time and time again.
PygmeePony on
The 8-hour sleep was invented during the industrial revolution when factory workers were expected to get to work at a certain time.
BIG-STEPPER-88 on
Oh lord sleep within 50 meters of a rooster and its impossible to not wake up
Adamskispoor on
As someone who regularly wakes up before my alarm set at 6 AM, I feel like I’m the only early bird I’ve ever met aside my parents.
Haunting-Breakfast4 on
Hey, someone who deals with roosters here.
They do not care, they scream in the middle of the day for no apparent reason. Morning? Night? Evening? There is no pattern. One yelled RIGHT NOW, as i wrote this, it’s past noon.
Environmentalister on
There was no hourly time in medieval age, lol. Only daily time counting
sheepwshotguns on
okay, i know this is a joke sub, but ima get real serious with you guys about how to wake up. try this:
first, get some cheap led lights, put them under your bed and set an alarm for them to turn on when you want to wake up. use red or orange colors, they feel softer in the morning.
second, get one of those scented air diffusers that you can also set a timer for. put in something nice, like rosemary mint, frankincense, or ceder-wood, whatever you like. set that sucker to 1 minute BEFORE your lights.
set your phone alarm for like 2 minutes AFTER the lights as a backup. but i swear, after a week you wont even need the phone anymore. you’ll wake up easier, and happier.
Sad_Nectarine7457 on
In greek mythology the first rooster used to be a man, he was Ares’ lookout for his illicit romantic escapes with Aphrodite. He was mostly watching out against Helios (Titan of the sun and known snitch).
One day he fell asleep on the job; on that day Hephaestus and Helios snuck into their bedroom and covered them both in invisible chains + invited the rest of the Olympians to gawk at the lovers both naked.
The lookout felt so guilty for falling asleep and Ares was so angry with him that he was turned into the first rooster. He spent the rest of his bird life warning everyone whenever Helios (the sun) was approaching, and that’s why roosters call out so loudly at sunrise.
Canadian_Zac on
They also went to bed basically when the sun went down.
Too dark to see anything, and candles cost money.
mrdevlar on
People used to have totally different sleep schedules before the modern light bulb.
People used to sleep twice for one thing.
TransSapphicFurby on
Said like theres not a long history of people desperate to invent alarm clocks and even just paying people to walk around the town and wake them up
Legal_Ad_341 on
No mention of human alarm clocks?
Disappointed
Crusader_of_Heavens on
I have the power to wake up 5 minutes before my alarm
Daysleeper1234 on
I understand the joke, but you will hear COCKS singing their songs of domination (or wtf) hours before dawn. So if you relied solely on them, you would wake up 2 in the morning.
Jimbe_san on
Bro I sleep 10pm wake up 5am it’s not that hard and I’m fuckin gen Z like stop looking at your phone for two seconds and you will actually fall asleep not complain on the internet oh god I can’t sleep my sleep schedule is ruined I can’t fuck off
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bro said “time to labor” like he had a choice
This belongs in r/im14andthisisdeep or r/comedycemetery
Didn’t they only work like 150 days a year because of all there feast days a religious holidays.
We still have roosters waking us up in parts of Eastern Europe.
Bro really thinks he’s built like a knight after 3 hours of sleep and a piece of rye bread. Respect the grind.
Yeah but his labor was so inefficient. And he was dumb. He probably slept with that rooster from time and time again.
The 8-hour sleep was invented during the industrial revolution when factory workers were expected to get to work at a certain time.
Oh lord sleep within 50 meters of a rooster and its impossible to not wake up
As someone who regularly wakes up before my alarm set at 6 AM, I feel like I’m the only early bird I’ve ever met aside my parents.
Hey, someone who deals with roosters here.
They do not care, they scream in the middle of the day for no apparent reason. Morning? Night? Evening? There is no pattern. One yelled RIGHT NOW, as i wrote this, it’s past noon.
There was no hourly time in medieval age, lol. Only daily time counting
okay, i know this is a joke sub, but ima get real serious with you guys about how to wake up. try this:
first, get some cheap led lights, put them under your bed and set an alarm for them to turn on when you want to wake up. use red or orange colors, they feel softer in the morning.
second, get one of those scented air diffusers that you can also set a timer for. put in something nice, like rosemary mint, frankincense, or ceder-wood, whatever you like. set that sucker to 1 minute BEFORE your lights.
set your phone alarm for like 2 minutes AFTER the lights as a backup. but i swear, after a week you wont even need the phone anymore. you’ll wake up easier, and happier.
In greek mythology the first rooster used to be a man, he was Ares’ lookout for his illicit romantic escapes with Aphrodite. He was mostly watching out against Helios (Titan of the sun and known snitch).
One day he fell asleep on the job; on that day Hephaestus and Helios snuck into their bedroom and covered them both in invisible chains + invited the rest of the Olympians to gawk at the lovers both naked.
The lookout felt so guilty for falling asleep and Ares was so angry with him that he was turned into the first rooster. He spent the rest of his bird life warning everyone whenever Helios (the sun) was approaching, and that’s why roosters call out so loudly at sunrise.
They also went to bed basically when the sun went down.
Too dark to see anything, and candles cost money.
People used to have totally different sleep schedules before the modern light bulb.
People used to sleep twice for one thing.
Said like theres not a long history of people desperate to invent alarm clocks and even just paying people to walk around the town and wake them up
No mention of human alarm clocks?
Disappointed
I have the power to wake up 5 minutes before my alarm
I understand the joke, but you will hear COCKS singing their songs of domination (or wtf) hours before dawn. So if you relied solely on them, you would wake up 2 in the morning.
Bro I sleep 10pm wake up 5am it’s not that hard and I’m fuckin gen Z like stop looking at your phone for two seconds and you will actually fall asleep not complain on the internet oh god I can’t sleep my sleep schedule is ruined I can’t fuck off