Does it actually clip on or does it just kinda rest there. When you get to the bottom will it fall on your nose?
epidemicsaints on
Hot drinks are the worst. I will put my coffee down and go get the scissors.
rrertrdddfhj on
So why do you use it? What’s the point to have a mustache and drink beer if you can’t show your wet mustache to everybody?
TrumpDumper on
Adult sippy cup
TheRealHFC on
Sippy cup for men
That-Water-Guy on
I need one for non alcoholic beverages
MagnificoReattore on
I don’t know, man. We have a saying here “Di birra e di fregna il baffo s’impregna” which more or less means “in beer and pussy the mustache soaks”. Bad sign to preclude it beer.
ThatWasTheJawn on
But why?
rasputin6543 on
It feels like someone who needs this deserves neither a mustache, nor beer.
Axeti83 on
omg i need to get one of these for my dad! his mustache literally drips after every sip of coffee and it drives my mom crazy lol.
PolyJuicedRedHead on
“Daaaaam, Daniel!!”
schridoggroolz on
2012 hipster style
Leakyboatlouie on
Damn.
GUYF666 on
I think it’s called a dental dam
Turbulent-Agent9634 on
Just use a straw like a real bearded man.
The_Truthkeeper on
I’ve seen those for coffee/tea cups, but it never occurred to me that it would also be useful for beer.
BBA935 on
I have to use one of those with your Mom.
Borisof007 on
haha i’ve never seen one of these
bloohens on
You got soft hands don’t you boy
Remarkable_Dirt_9148 on
I prefer to get my whiskers wet
JLSmoove626 on
Lol do you like bring that with you from bar to bar??
idontknowjuspickone on
Why would you want a dry mustache?
Final-Wasabi187 on
Had mine about 10 years now.
KamikazeFox_ on

OP
AcrolloPeed on
Beer makes moustaches grow
Suitable-Lake-2550 on
I‘m a Dapper Dan man
Proof-Ad7788 on
The foam on my stache is like the peppermint after a meal
sbmellen on
You don’t call your ‘stache a ‘muff comb’?
chroniccranky on
Clippers keeps mine dry
eatmygout on
That’s gotta be the most hipster thing at the most hipster bar I’ve ever seen. But I’m old and I don’t know if hipsters are still a thing
retrospinkidd on
Oh hey! I used to work with a guy who started Whisker Dam with a few buddies. Wild to see it on here so many years later.
CupBeEmpty on
I used to have a ceramic coffee mug with that built into the lip.
death__cup on
good lord…
variousbreads on
Can’t you just.. tip the cup a bit less?
3Dartwork on
I have mine in the kitchen. Barely fits onto anything, including a pint. Barely stays on too. But I love it still since Mom gave it to me.
maybeinoregon on
Fascinating!
Do pubs have these or do you bring your own?
I-LOVE-TURTLES666 on
I don’t care bitch
roof_baby on
“bacon is a food group and I have a leather case for my toothbrush”
Crazynedflanders on
I need this
BadIdeaSociety on
Frankly…I would rather not have a mustache than deal with facial hair.
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Most interesting man in the world.. that you?
Does it actually clip on or does it just kinda rest there. When you get to the bottom will it fall on your nose?
Hot drinks are the worst. I will put my coffee down and go get the scissors.
So why do you use it? What’s the point to have a mustache and drink beer if you can’t show your wet mustache to everybody?
Adult sippy cup
Sippy cup for men
I need one for non alcoholic beverages
I don’t know, man. We have a saying here “Di birra e di fregna il baffo s’impregna” which more or less means “in beer and pussy the mustache soaks”. Bad sign to preclude it beer.
But why?
It feels like someone who needs this deserves neither a mustache, nor beer.
omg i need to get one of these for my dad! his mustache literally drips after every sip of coffee and it drives my mom crazy lol.
“Daaaaam, Daniel!!”
2012 hipster style
Damn.
I think it’s called a dental dam
Just use a straw like a real bearded man.
I’ve seen those for coffee/tea cups, but it never occurred to me that it would also be useful for beer.
I have to use one of those with your Mom.
haha i’ve never seen one of these
You got soft hands don’t you boy
I prefer to get my whiskers wet
Lol do you like bring that with you from bar to bar??
Why would you want a dry mustache?
Had mine about 10 years now.

OP
Beer makes moustaches grow
I‘m a Dapper Dan man
The foam on my stache is like the peppermint after a meal
You don’t call your ‘stache a ‘muff comb’?
Clippers keeps mine dry
That’s gotta be the most hipster thing at the most hipster bar I’ve ever seen. But I’m old and I don’t know if hipsters are still a thing
Oh hey! I used to work with a guy who started Whisker Dam with a few buddies. Wild to see it on here so many years later.
I used to have a ceramic coffee mug with that built into the lip.
good lord…
Can’t you just.. tip the cup a bit less?
I have mine in the kitchen. Barely fits onto anything, including a pint. Barely stays on too. But I love it still since Mom gave it to me.
Fascinating!
Do pubs have these or do you bring your own?
I don’t care bitch
“bacon is a food group and I have a leather case for my toothbrush”
I need this
Frankly…I would rather not have a mustache than deal with facial hair.
Like a sippy cup
Seems like a bitch move.