It may not be, but if you value your life, you better make that for her!
Mirabelscoty on
Many women crave the specific texture contrast of crunchy/spicy versus soft/sweet. By about 15 weeks, your baby’s taste buds are formed and they actually sample the flavors of the amniotic fluid.
SkylineZ83 on
I knew a girl who ate for some days brick lime.
MattDaaaaaaaaamon on
Is this your first time? The cravings are not about strictly nutrition. If you value your life, don’t pick on your wife. Let her feed that baby.
Meganrosax on
Nutrition is just a suggestion when your internal roommate starts demanding spicy waffles at 3:00 AM.
Personal_Coconut_668 on
And taco bell
MGB1013 on
For about 2 months with our first kid my wife ate Pizza Hut deep dish pizza and Brussels sprouts multiple nights a week. I would take the smell of eggos over living in a Brussels sprouts smelling house any day of the week. It was like living in a fart factory.
Turbulent-Let-2030 on
Whatever the baby wants, the baby gets
Sophiacarty on
Hot Cheetos and Eggos: Because your stomach wants a party, but your heartburn wants a war.
Chief_B33f on
My wife is at 25 weeks right now. The amount of cookies and cream ice cream we’ve gone through in the past two months…
Somewhere in Ben and Jerry’s HQ there’s got to be a sales graph with a spike right around the time my wife got pregnant
Faithymagz on
Is this nutrition? No. Is this the only thing that will prevent a total emotional meltdown? Absolutely.
Kimbellylaw on
The baby is 50% DNA and 50% Flamin’ Hot seasoning at this point.
squeezy102 on
Man, it was frozen dinner rolls and baked potatoes for my wife for our first, and then for our second it was gas station Coca Cola slushies.
Weirdest shit.
Mathratya on
The ‘Is this nutrition?’ guy is the perfect representation of every husband just trying to survive the third trimester without getting yelled at.
CanonicalCockatoo on
Are we at the era of youth slang yet where eggos just mean eggs?
maryleveling on
the baby is gonna come out already asking for a baja blast
issamaysinalah on
Damn these comments, didn’t know it was so common to just let pregnant women eat like shit, but if it’s to “calm them down” then I guess it’s worth it, might as well throw in a cigar and whiskey too
Great_Scott7 on
As a 52 year old male, I’m happy to know I’m just pregnant.
ThePhoenix29167 on
Do not question the cravings off a pregnant woman
Solerien on
As a stoner I can totally relate
Dinx81 on
Both times I could tell my fiancée was pregnant before she even had a clue, was due to food.
First one she was dipping strawberries into nacho cheese. Second one was because she got sick from smelling fried eggs.
chajo11 on
When I was pregnant, my favorite was spicy beef jerky dipped in ice cream! Lol. It was delicious.
BrianLkeABaws on
calories are calories, especially when you’re growing an entire new person. That said, make sure she’s still receiving the necessary prenatal care
ava_waifu on
girl dinner 😂
PlanetoidVesta on
If you’ve ever had hormonal cravings you know that the nutrition part is secondary
FlamingSquirrel101 on
Man I wish I could say the same, my wife is struggling to find anything she likes, and when she thinks she found something she takes a bite and then changes her mind 😅
ericnilla on
My mother developed pica, and craved Crayons. She knew better obviously, but she said it was horrible
DoubleDongle-F on
That’s actually the fetus talking, please excuse it for not knowing shit about fuck. It just has a button that says CALORIES PLS and hits it a lot.
Groupvenge on
Education on gut health and proper nutrition when pregnant along with how it affects your kiddo is pretty important. It helped my wife fight those cravings. Short term anger vs long term gain. We got ice cream i think twice in 9 months. Eat healthy and realize everything you two do is for your future kiddos health.
Fireball5- on
Or, what I saw my wife doing while pregnant, grinding up hot cheetos and dipping pickles in the hot Cheeto dust.
Seems like a perfect way to absolutely ruin pickles 🙁
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It may not be, but if you value your life, you better make that for her!
Many women crave the specific texture contrast of crunchy/spicy versus soft/sweet. By about 15 weeks, your baby’s taste buds are formed and they actually sample the flavors of the amniotic fluid.
I knew a girl who ate for some days brick lime.
Is this your first time? The cravings are not about strictly nutrition. If you value your life, don’t pick on your wife. Let her feed that baby.
Nutrition is just a suggestion when your internal roommate starts demanding spicy waffles at 3:00 AM.
And taco bell
For about 2 months with our first kid my wife ate Pizza Hut deep dish pizza and Brussels sprouts multiple nights a week. I would take the smell of eggos over living in a Brussels sprouts smelling house any day of the week. It was like living in a fart factory.
Whatever the baby wants, the baby gets
Hot Cheetos and Eggos: Because your stomach wants a party, but your heartburn wants a war.
My wife is at 25 weeks right now. The amount of cookies and cream ice cream we’ve gone through in the past two months…
Somewhere in Ben and Jerry’s HQ there’s got to be a sales graph with a spike right around the time my wife got pregnant
Is this nutrition? No. Is this the only thing that will prevent a total emotional meltdown? Absolutely.
The baby is 50% DNA and 50% Flamin’ Hot seasoning at this point.
Man, it was frozen dinner rolls and baked potatoes for my wife for our first, and then for our second it was gas station Coca Cola slushies.
Weirdest shit.
The ‘Is this nutrition?’ guy is the perfect representation of every husband just trying to survive the third trimester without getting yelled at.
Are we at the era of youth slang yet where eggos just mean eggs?
the baby is gonna come out already asking for a baja blast
Damn these comments, didn’t know it was so common to just let pregnant women eat like shit, but if it’s to “calm them down” then I guess it’s worth it, might as well throw in a cigar and whiskey too
As a 52 year old male, I’m happy to know I’m just pregnant.
Do not question the cravings off a pregnant woman
As a stoner I can totally relate
Both times I could tell my fiancée was pregnant before she even had a clue, was due to food.
First one she was dipping strawberries into nacho cheese. Second one was because she got sick from smelling fried eggs.
When I was pregnant, my favorite was spicy beef jerky dipped in ice cream! Lol. It was delicious.
calories are calories, especially when you’re growing an entire new person. That said, make sure she’s still receiving the necessary prenatal care
girl dinner 😂
If you’ve ever had hormonal cravings you know that the nutrition part is secondary
Man I wish I could say the same, my wife is struggling to find anything she likes, and when she thinks she found something she takes a bite and then changes her mind 😅
My mother developed pica, and craved Crayons. She knew better obviously, but she said it was horrible
That’s actually the fetus talking, please excuse it for not knowing shit about fuck. It just has a button that says CALORIES PLS and hits it a lot.
Education on gut health and proper nutrition when pregnant along with how it affects your kiddo is pretty important. It helped my wife fight those cravings. Short term anger vs long term gain. We got ice cream i think twice in 9 months. Eat healthy and realize everything you two do is for your future kiddos health.
Or, what I saw my wife doing while pregnant, grinding up hot cheetos and dipping pickles in the hot Cheeto dust.
Seems like a perfect way to absolutely ruin pickles 🙁