I’m sorry but that’s neither a volumetric flask nor a graduated cylinder.
ImTedLassosMustache on
That’s more than a whole bottle right there
thieh on
Second-rated chemist, that is. Everyone knows volumetric flasks gives you way more accurate measurements. /s
Queasy_Local_7199 on
Drinking over a bottle of wine in one night can definitely be an indication of something , lol
Initial_E on
Jesse we have to decant
austina419 on
Is that a “mega pint” of wine?
CraptainPoo on
the bag already does that
Dire_Hulk on
Does he check the measurement at eye level in order to observe the crown of the surface, as opposed to its outer edge, against the unit markings?
Lol
Donut_Whole on
A graduated cylinder may provide more accuracy.
lemur1985 on
Dedicated to watching his calorie intake?
SnooCheesecakes2743 on
Mmmhmm. Box o wine time indeed.
jadeelover on
the doctor said one glass
PersimmonDriver on
Franzia states right on the box that there’s 32 glasses in a box. Bullshit. I’ve never gotten more than 12.
redamou on
Good way of decanting wine.
_Cybernaut_ on
In college, I discovered that 500ml Erlenmeyer flasks made excellent drinkware: holds plenty, the mouth was wide enough to stuff ice cubes in, you can hold it by the neck to keep your drink from melting, and even a klutz like me would need to *try* to knock it over.
Best part? The school bought ‘em for me! Each semester, we were issued a book of “breakage chits” you used to replace whatever equipment you broke; if you ran out of chits, you could pay cash. Well, I was real good with my glassware, and used the chits to buy a few extra flasks ($0.75 each!).
johnsoninca on
Sure hope he doesn’t mix up his work and home beakers, seeing as there’s no label on that one.
johnsoninca on
Sure hope he doesn’t mix up his work and home beakers, seeing as there’s no label on that one.
bobbyvale on
Ah… “Cardboiraz”…. Right up there with vino collapso… Your step dad needs better wine.
electric29 on
I kept my chemist dad’s Martini setup made of lab equipment.
btvb71 on
What about 2nd wine, elevensies, late night snack?
TripleB33_v2 on
I’m an alcoholic dad, and I also do this with my vodka. I use a smaller, 100ml container.
wavygravy42 on
He’s got big hands. Your mom must take a beating at night
whatiswhonow on
They sell them with handles by the way…
lando210 on
That dude is getting blasted!
Budget-Box7914 on
Nobody who drinks wine out of a box drinks one “portion” of wine, unless the portion is “one box.” Bro just poured himself 5 glasses.
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1000ml of wine
That’s a healthy pour my guy
Franzia being called wine is a stretch.
Clearly doesn’t want to see Saturday
I’m sorry but that’s neither a volumetric flask nor a graduated cylinder.
That’s more than a whole bottle right there
Second-rated chemist, that is. Everyone knows volumetric flasks gives you way more accurate measurements. /s
Drinking over a bottle of wine in one night can definitely be an indication of something , lol
Jesse we have to decant
Is that a “mega pint” of wine?
the bag already does that
Does he check the measurement at eye level in order to observe the crown of the surface, as opposed to its outer edge, against the unit markings?
Lol
A graduated cylinder may provide more accuracy.
Dedicated to watching his calorie intake?
Mmmhmm. Box o wine time indeed.
the doctor said one glass
Franzia states right on the box that there’s 32 glasses in a box. Bullshit. I’ve never gotten more than 12.
Good way of decanting wine.
In college, I discovered that 500ml Erlenmeyer flasks made excellent drinkware: holds plenty, the mouth was wide enough to stuff ice cubes in, you can hold it by the neck to keep your drink from melting, and even a klutz like me would need to *try* to knock it over.
Best part? The school bought ‘em for me! Each semester, we were issued a book of “breakage chits” you used to replace whatever equipment you broke; if you ran out of chits, you could pay cash. Well, I was real good with my glassware, and used the chits to buy a few extra flasks ($0.75 each!).
Sure hope he doesn’t mix up his work and home beakers, seeing as there’s no label on that one.
Sure hope he doesn’t mix up his work and home beakers, seeing as there’s no label on that one.
Ah… “Cardboiraz”…. Right up there with vino collapso… Your step dad needs better wine.
I kept my chemist dad’s Martini setup made of lab equipment.
What about 2nd wine, elevensies, late night snack?
I’m an alcoholic dad, and I also do this with my vodka. I use a smaller, 100ml container.
He’s got big hands. Your mom must take a beating at night
They sell them with handles by the way…
That dude is getting blasted!
Nobody who drinks wine out of a box drinks one “portion” of wine, unless the portion is “one box.” Bro just poured himself 5 glasses.