phonetastic on March 27, 2026 12:17 pm someone call peta; their ridiculous ad campaign is coming true
badlawywr on March 27, 2026 12:17 pm Lasts longer than any other type of milk, does cat milk. No bugger’ll drink it.
_Rue_the_Day_ on March 27, 2026 12:24 pm That cat was milked just so you can have coffee. They should be the one complaining!
Wetstew_ on March 27, 2026 12:30 pm I don’t get it! Everyone love cats, but they don’t want to drink the cat’s milk?
AsanoSokato on March 27, 2026 12:41 pm Don’t worry, no one is milking cats! … Cat milk is made through a cold press process.
honey_badgers_rock on March 27, 2026 12:44 pm Dammit how is there no gif of the Simpsons “I was promised cat or higher” by Mayor Quimby?
Equivalent-Peanut-23 on March 27, 2026 12:46 pm  You promised me dog or higher!
virgilreality on March 27, 2026 1:05 pm They charge extra for that. Cats are notoriously hard to milk.
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Delicious, but labor intensive
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
barista doesn’t even know they’re famous
Purrfect
someone call peta; their ridiculous ad campaign is coming true
Lasts longer than any other type of milk, does cat milk. No bugger’ll drink it.
Well what are you going to do about it meow?
That looks like ice tea.
It’s economically viable lol. More nipples than oats
That cat was milked just so you can have coffee. They should be the one complaining!
“You promised me dog quality or better!”
Catboy Milk
“Well, cats have nipples, Greg.”
I don’t get it! Everyone love cats, but they don’t want to drink the cat’s milk?
Mmmm tangy
Lasts longer than any other type of milk….
Gimme my milk back bitch!
Cats have cute tiny nipples….
Don’t worry, no one is milking cats!
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Cat milk is made through a cold press process.
Dammit how is there no gif of the Simpsons “I was promised cat or higher” by Mayor Quimby?
Well, was it tasty?
You promised me dog or higher!
Same diff
Better than Malk. It’s choc full of vitamin R
Fucking Greg
That drink is 97.5% water, 2% oat milk and 0.5% coffee tannins
Free saucer included?
They charge extra for that. Cats are notoriously hard to milk.