The whole reason Jesus needs to come again is because he didn’t fulfill the prophecy of the messiah in the Hebrew Bible. The reason Jesus needs to come back is the same reason he’s not the messiah in Judaism to begin with.
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Jews believing a Messiah would come:
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My favorite joke about Jesus is “Only the Jews hate Jesus. Everyone else agrees that Jesus was a holy man, they just disagree on how.”
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I must have missed the part where an age of peace was ushered in. But I guess it’s fine if you can say that will only happen once everyone converts to your religion.
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Just to heads up anyone reading, Second coming according to Quran might not be like the Christian view. Quran doesn’t really specify the any “Second Coming”. Only(correct me if I am wrong) what he will say during Judgement day.
>And ˹on Judgment Day˺ Allah will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides Allah?” He will answer, “Glory be to You! How could I ever say what I had no right to say? If I had said such a thing, you would have certainly known it. You know what is ˹hidden˺ within me, but I do not know what is within You. Indeed, You ˹alone˺ are the Knower of all unseen.
5:116
>I never told them anything except what You ordered me to say: “Worship Allah—my Lord and your Lord!” And I was witness over them as long as I remained among them. But when You took me, You were the Witness over them—and You are a Witness over all things.
5:117
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Neither of those are true
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Canaanites: “You all stole our Storm god, War god, and Paternal god and used polymerization on them”
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and then jesus is like “all of you are wrong” and does something liberal
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Aparently “under God” is not enough.
As silly as the idea that war on Holy Land can trigger the second coming.
Why would people so vent on war want to bring a man that taught people to love and forgive one another?
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When you think about it Islam is just a heretical offset of Christianity just like mormonism is
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I’m one of those heretic Christians who keep telling people, “He ain’t coming back, folks. Why the hell should he?” Jesus spent three, maybe four years trying to teach people a dumbed-down version of the 10 Commandments, and still they couldn’t follow three. Moses brought down the two tablets with 10 simple rules for Jews to live by in order to secure a peaceful existence. They couldn’t handle that. So the scribes added 603 more laws to the list. Jesus said to love God and love your neighbors, friends, family and even your enemies. He hated money-grubbing religious fakers so much that He took the whip to the temple. So, no, there is no need for Jesus to come back to this mess.
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Jews looking for promise land
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Jesus comes back:
“Ya’ll should really read the Rigveda”
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The joke is that they’re all wrong and almost all equally assholes at some point or another… right?
I wish religious mythology didn’t have any bearing on history, but here we are.
Jesus would be shaking his head right now. Pretty sure the real guy was pretty cool, myths told afterwards aside.
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People need to understand that Mohammed was almost jealous of other religions, and basically made a fan fiction of Christianity and Judaism.
Jesus in the Islam is basically like, “Ya I was Muslim the whole time, take that Christians!”
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The whole reason Jesus needs to come again is because he didn’t fulfill the prophecy of the messiah in the Hebrew Bible. The reason Jesus needs to come back is the same reason he’s not the messiah in Judaism to begin with.
Jews believing a Messiah would come:
My favorite joke about Jesus is “Only the Jews hate Jesus. Everyone else agrees that Jesus was a holy man, they just disagree on how.”
I must have missed the part where an age of peace was ushered in. But I guess it’s fine if you can say that will only happen once everyone converts to your religion.
Just to heads up anyone reading, Second coming according to Quran might not be like the Christian view. Quran doesn’t really specify the any “Second Coming”. Only(correct me if I am wrong) what he will say during Judgement day.
>And ˹on Judgment Day˺ Allah will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides Allah?” He will answer, “Glory be to You! How could I ever say what I had no right to say? If I had said such a thing, you would have certainly known it. You know what is ˹hidden˺ within me, but I do not know what is within You. Indeed, You ˹alone˺ are the Knower of all unseen.
5:116
>I never told them anything except what You ordered me to say: “Worship Allah—my Lord and your Lord!” And I was witness over them as long as I remained among them. But when You took me, You were the Witness over them—and You are a Witness over all things.
5:117
Neither of those are true
Canaanites: “You all stole our Storm god, War god, and Paternal god and used polymerization on them”
and then jesus is like “all of you are wrong” and does something liberal
Aparently “under God” is not enough.
As silly as the idea that war on Holy Land can trigger the second coming.
Why would people so vent on war want to bring a man that taught people to love and forgive one another?
When you think about it Islam is just a heretical offset of Christianity just like mormonism is
I’m one of those heretic Christians who keep telling people, “He ain’t coming back, folks. Why the hell should he?” Jesus spent three, maybe four years trying to teach people a dumbed-down version of the 10 Commandments, and still they couldn’t follow three. Moses brought down the two tablets with 10 simple rules for Jews to live by in order to secure a peaceful existence. They couldn’t handle that. So the scribes added 603 more laws to the list. Jesus said to love God and love your neighbors, friends, family and even your enemies. He hated money-grubbing religious fakers so much that He took the whip to the temple. So, no, there is no need for Jesus to come back to this mess.
Jews looking for promise land
Jesus comes back:
“Ya’ll should really read the Rigveda”
The joke is that they’re all wrong and almost all equally assholes at some point or another… right?
I wish religious mythology didn’t have any bearing on history, but here we are.
Jesus would be shaking his head right now. Pretty sure the real guy was pretty cool, myths told afterwards aside.
People need to understand that Mohammed was almost jealous of other religions, and basically made a fan fiction of Christianity and Judaism.
Jesus in the Islam is basically like, “Ya I was Muslim the whole time, take that Christians!”