If I grow my own and don’t take my eyes off it do I become immortal?
Oddly_Ennui on
I’m gonna live forever!
ariadesitter on
i assumed that was a man’s ass
RockstarAgent on
For some reason that pic reminds me of some lady who did a funny trick on people who were asking to see her boobs. I don’t remember if she was an artist or something in the public eye. So she did a photoshoot giving the people what they wanted – but then they showed a behind the scenes where the boobs shown were in fact some dude’s crack perfectly framed in such a way as to look like a woman’s rack.
Staring or looking? The former may well reduce the male lifespan in some situations.
SG_Maelstrom on
I feel stronger already
MuslinBagger on
The idea is to devolve into a lower complexity organism like a fungus. Obliterate your intelligence by constant gooning and you too may achieve the long lifespan like the pando thing
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Just the uplifting news I’ve been waiting for.
And that’s how I lived to 848 years old
Number 2 may surprise you!
https://nypost.com/2017/03/27/staring-at-boobs-is-just-one-of-six-easy-ways-men-can-live-longer/?__twitter_impression=true
Goon to infinity and beyond
That’s why we all need a big tittie goth girl.
If I grow my own and don’t take my eyes off it do I become immortal?
I’m gonna live forever!
i assumed that was a man’s ass
For some reason that pic reminds me of some lady who did a funny trick on people who were asking to see her boobs. I don’t remember if she was an artist or something in the public eye. So she did a photoshoot giving the people what they wanted – but then they showed a behind the scenes where the boobs shown were in fact some dude’s crack perfectly framed in such a way as to look like a woman’s rack.
Thank you Sydney Sweeney for your service
I am the ASS MAN 👑
Call me Immortal Joe
My lawyer has advised me otherwise
[How it feels to see boobs](https://www.instagram.com/p/DJvH3YiNKe-/?igsh=MTcwbjM2dmNkY2VydA==)
Staring or looking? The former may well reduce the male lifespan in some situations.
I feel stronger already
The idea is to devolve into a lower complexity organism like a fungus. Obliterate your intelligence by constant gooning and you too may achieve the long lifespan like the pando thing