Candy’s an energy food? Sounds like the marketing ploys are older than we thought. Feeling sleepy while operating heavy machinery? Have some candy. Need that extra oomph when you take your boyfriend in through the Tunnel of Love? Have some candy.
And peppering your text with emojis is older than we thought too.
crazy19734413 on
You know the re-sealable packaging of today, like tortillas, the ones that tear and leak? Let’s see some happy faced ads about your food drying out.
New-Goat5233 on
Did America need convincing about cellophane? “Buy Candy in Cellophane”…or else.
Also, if the girl you’re trying to smooch kisses you on the cheek and tries to give you a mint, take one…cellophane!
TheNonCredibleHulk on
Would you kindly take a starlight mint before we get down to it? Your breff staaaaaaaaaaaaank.
timholt2007 on
And Candy is pissed about it!
koolaidismything on
I’m sweet on candy, they got me…It’s swell and I’m keen.
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Candy’s an energy food? Sounds like the marketing ploys are older than we thought. Feeling sleepy while operating heavy machinery? Have some candy. Need that extra oomph when you take your boyfriend in through the Tunnel of Love? Have some candy.
And peppering your text with emojis is older than we thought too.
You know the re-sealable packaging of today, like tortillas, the ones that tear and leak? Let’s see some happy faced ads about your food drying out.
Did America need convincing about cellophane? “Buy Candy in Cellophane”…or else.
Also, if the girl you’re trying to smooch kisses you on the cheek and tries to give you a mint, take one…cellophane!
Would you kindly take a starlight mint before we get down to it? Your breff staaaaaaaaaaaaank.
And Candy is pissed about it!
I’m sweet on candy, they got me…It’s swell and I’m keen.