I’ll take “Things that never happened” for $400, Alex

    by ms_directed

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    1. we live in a timeline when what leaders say in **Iran** has more credibility than what our POTUS and his cabinet say…seriously, what the fuck are we doing??

    2. BluesSuedeClues on

      The President of the United States, spinning out on social media like a 13 year old mean girl, at 6:39 this morning. Just another day in paradise.

    3. Aggravating_Map4359 on

      He is gonna invade that island before the end of March for sure. No way Iran is negotiating

    4. Iran literally sent out its own counter proposal. Conditions include reparations and recognition of their right to control the Strait of Hormuz. Don’t look like they’re anywhere near caving.

    5. AdhesivenessOk5194 on

      What proposal have they said they’re looking at?

      Literally all I’ve seen from their side is “He’s lying, he’s a pedophile, we aren’t negotiating shit, you can’t win, enjoy the expensive gas, fuckers.”

    6. Brief_Hunt_6464 on

      I agree with NO TURNING BACK, but that has already happened and it is not pretty. He is stuck and can’t lie his way out so it’s too late now.

    7. WasteBinStuff on

      “Come back here and say that to my face. ”
      “I dare you!”
      “I’ll kick your ass!”
      “Come back here!”
      “You’ll never know what hit you.”
      “Stop throwing things at me!”
      “That’s not fair!”
      “Come here or I’ll kick your ass.”
      “Where are you going?”

    8. Tyrannical-Botanical on

      Not that we need any indicators that everything he says is straight up bullshit, but anytime he says someone refers to him as “sir,” has tears in their eyes, or are begging him for something that means the claim is especially bullshitty.

    9. Anxious-Raspberry-54 on

      If Iran is “militarily obliterated,” why are we sending thousands of our young men and women over there?

    10. Qimmosabe_Man on

      Strange that the “obliterated military” can still lob missiles and drones at far away targets, and still keeps the Strait of Hormuz closed due to threats of attacks.

      Trump is so deluded now that he might try to fuck that robot mistaking it for Melania.

    11. the_whether_network on

      How long until the “tactical” nukes come out? I mean, how else can he make it worse than “obliterated”?

    12. After yesterdays verdict about social media being addictive wonder if he’ll try to sue truth social over being addicted to constantly posting on it.

    13. SuperNovaSniper on

      Friday after markets close he will suddenly announce they can’t be reasoned with but by Monday evening they will give him another present or something.

    14. Moppermonster on

      “I told them to just lay down and enjoy it. Why are they not listening? I am much bigger and stronger and I do not want to be even more rough”

    15. If they are “militarily defeated” what more can he threaten them with?

      Is he going to start bombing hospitals and schools (again)? What more can US do?

    16. MaliciousMilkshake on

      “There is no turning back.” “It won’t be pretty.” Fuck me. He *can* tell the truth sometimes. He just doesn’t know who he’s talking about.

    17. Brilliant_Effort_Guy on

      That reads like a letter I get from my 8 year old when he is trying to negotiate a second dessert at dinner

    18. high_everyone on

      Can’t wait for this to turn into threats of annhilation on Friday at 5:05pm and a call for peace at 5:45am Eastern on Monday.

    19. When you’ve learned that new shinny word “obliterated” and looks for any opportunities to use it, while obliterating hamberders…

    20. Imagine being on the administration and having to play telephone with this senile person

    21. HispanicAtTheBistro on

      Aaaaaaand this is the beginning of what another very astute redditor predicted. Pretend like everything is fine Monday, wait until markets close on Friday, and then claim that Iran have dragged out this play pretend negotiation between them for too long and it’s time to put boots on the ground

    22. I think he’s getting high on his own supply at this point. Starting to believe all the bullshit he’s spewing. Dudes so deep in the dementia.

    23. I think this is a combination of his sycophants not telling him the truth and his panache for the hyperbole

    24. It must be somewhat distressing to know how untrue all this is, and not be in complete control of calling the shots. As long as his weak-willed, spineless staff keep telling him he is wonderful, and always brilliant, he at least gets a mental massage, while crap is spiraling out of control. As long as there are enough people to lie (or remain silent) and tell him he is victorious, he’s a winner. I wish they would tell him he won, give him an award, and send him on a “luxury” golf retreat to a nice safe looney-bin with a golden ankle monitor.

    25. superliver1211 on

      He just knows his swallowers wont seek out foreign news to actually see whats going on overseas

    26. Justgototheeffinmoon on

      As usual he’s projecting what he does ie. Lie like usual. He’s just buying time for yet another stab in the back

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