we live in a timeline when what leaders say in **Iran** has more credibility than what our POTUS and his cabinet say…seriously, what the fuck are we doing??
BluesSuedeClues on
The President of the United States, spinning out on social media like a 13 year old mean girl, at 6:39 this morning. Just another day in paradise.
Aggravating_Map4359 on
He is gonna invade that island before the end of March for sure. No way Iran is negotiating
cha0sb1ade on
Iran literally sent out its own counter proposal. Conditions include reparations and recognition of their right to control the Strait of Hormuz. Don’t look like they’re anywhere near caving.
AdhesivenessOk5194 on
What proposal have they said they’re looking at?
Literally all I’ve seen from their side is “He’s lying, he’s a pedophile, we aren’t negotiating shit, you can’t win, enjoy the expensive gas, fuckers.”
tubbytucker on
How’s those Epstein files?
Brief_Hunt_6464 on
I agree with NO TURNING BACK, but that has already happened and it is not pretty. He is stuck and can’t lie his way out so it’s too late now.
WasteBinStuff on
“Come back here and say that to my face. ”
“I dare you!”
“I’ll kick your ass!”
“Come back here!”
“You’ll never know what hit you.”
“Stop throwing things at me!”
“That’s not fair!”
“Come here or I’ll kick your ass.”
“Where are you going?”
Tyrannical-Botanical on
Not that we need any indicators that everything he says is straight up bullshit, but anytime he says someone refers to him as “sir,” has tears in their eyes, or are begging him for something that means the claim is especially bullshitty.
Anxious-Raspberry-54 on
If Iran is “militarily obliterated,” why are we sending thousands of our young men and women over there?
Qimmosabe_Man on
Strange that the “obliterated military” can still lob missiles and drones at far away targets, and still keeps the Strait of Hormuz closed due to threats of attacks.
Trump is so deluded now that he might try to fuck that robot mistaking it for Melania.
UnusualAir1 on
I’ve come to believe that trump’s mouth is his money maker. 🙂
the_whether_network on
How long until the “tactical” nukes come out? I mean, how else can he make it worse than “obliterated”?
Designer-Contract852 on
He’s insane and having imaginary conversations
JenWess on
always the “strangest” words in quotation marks
tonyislost on
The markets are going to be bad today. Watch for distractions.
IbraKaadabra on
Is Mr. Iran not cooperating again? /s
Gurnsey_Halvah on
The Mad King is going to drop a nuke and there’s no Ser Jaime to stop him.
billyboyf30 on
After yesterdays verdict about social media being addictive wonder if he’ll try to sue truth social over being addicted to constantly posting on it.
SuperNovaSniper on
Friday after markets close he will suddenly announce they can’t be reasoned with but by Monday evening they will give him another present or something.
fuzzyfoot88 on
Would I be funny if they sued the Trump administration for slander?
Eriv83 on
Pretty sure he’s talking to someone in his head
Moppermonster on
“I told them to just lay down and enjoy it. Why are they not listening? I am much bigger and stronger and I do not want to be even more rough”
the_hucumber on
If they are “militarily defeated” what more can he threaten them with?
Is he going to start bombing hospitals and schools (again)? What more can US do?
LightBeerOnIce on
Quiet piggy!
MaliciousMilkshake on
“There is no turning back.” “It won’t be pretty.” Fuck me. He *can* tell the truth sometimes. He just doesn’t know who he’s talking about.
Brilliant_Effort_Guy on
That reads like a letter I get from my 8 year old when he is trying to negotiate a second dessert at dinner
high_everyone on
Can’t wait for this to turn into threats of annhilation on Friday at 5:05pm and a call for peace at 5:45am Eastern on Monday.
Iranians sounding more intelligent and sane than the US
NKHdad on
THIS is the Bad Place!
Sea_Pea8536 on
When you’ve learned that new shinny word “obliterated” and looks for any opportunities to use it, while obliterating hamberders…
Cyase311 on
Imagine being on the administration and having to play telephone with this senile person
HispanicAtTheBistro on
Aaaaaaand this is the beginning of what another very astute redditor predicted. Pretend like everything is fine Monday, wait until markets close on Friday, and then claim that Iran have dragged out this play pretend negotiation between them for too long and it’s time to put boots on the ground
Vreas on
I think he’s getting high on his own supply at this point. Starting to believe all the bullshit he’s spewing. Dudes so deep in the dementia.
jaxdaniel86 on
He’s basically announcing he’s going to use ground troops.
FanDry5374 on
The Iran “negotiators” are trump’s son-in-law and some other lackey.
mikehamm45 on
I think this is a combination of his sycophants not telling him the truth and his panache for the hyperbole
hm_b on
It must be somewhat distressing to know how untrue all this is, and not be in complete control of calling the shots. As long as his weak-willed, spineless staff keep telling him he is wonderful, and always brilliant, he at least gets a mental massage, while crap is spiraling out of control. As long as there are enough people to lie (or remain silent) and tell him he is victorious, he’s a winner. I wish they would tell him he won, give him an award, and send him on a “luxury” golf retreat to a nice safe looney-bin with a golden ankle monitor.
superliver1211 on
He just knows his swallowers wont seek out foreign news to actually see whats going on overseas
GasFun9380 on
Dear leader, you should look at the topography of this country.
Justgototheeffinmoon on
As usual he’s projecting what he does ie. Lie like usual. He’s just buying time for yet another stab in the back
QueenRotidder on
Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!!!
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we live in a timeline when what leaders say in **Iran** has more credibility than what our POTUS and his cabinet say…seriously, what the fuck are we doing??
The President of the United States, spinning out on social media like a 13 year old mean girl, at 6:39 this morning. Just another day in paradise.
He is gonna invade that island before the end of March for sure. No way Iran is negotiating
Iran literally sent out its own counter proposal. Conditions include reparations and recognition of their right to control the Strait of Hormuz. Don’t look like they’re anywhere near caving.
What proposal have they said they’re looking at?
Literally all I’ve seen from their side is “He’s lying, he’s a pedophile, we aren’t negotiating shit, you can’t win, enjoy the expensive gas, fuckers.”
How’s those Epstein files?
I agree with NO TURNING BACK, but that has already happened and it is not pretty. He is stuck and can’t lie his way out so it’s too late now.
“Come back here and say that to my face. ”
“I dare you!”
“I’ll kick your ass!”
“Come back here!”
“You’ll never know what hit you.”
“Stop throwing things at me!”
“That’s not fair!”
“Come here or I’ll kick your ass.”
“Where are you going?”
Not that we need any indicators that everything he says is straight up bullshit, but anytime he says someone refers to him as “sir,” has tears in their eyes, or are begging him for something that means the claim is especially bullshitty.
If Iran is “militarily obliterated,” why are we sending thousands of our young men and women over there?
Strange that the “obliterated military” can still lob missiles and drones at far away targets, and still keeps the Strait of Hormuz closed due to threats of attacks.
Trump is so deluded now that he might try to fuck that robot mistaking it for Melania.
I’ve come to believe that trump’s mouth is his money maker. 🙂
How long until the “tactical” nukes come out? I mean, how else can he make it worse than “obliterated”?
He’s insane and having imaginary conversations
always the “strangest” words in quotation marks
The markets are going to be bad today. Watch for distractions.
Is Mr. Iran not cooperating again? /s
The Mad King is going to drop a nuke and there’s no Ser Jaime to stop him.
After yesterdays verdict about social media being addictive wonder if he’ll try to sue truth social over being addicted to constantly posting on it.
Friday after markets close he will suddenly announce they can’t be reasoned with but by Monday evening they will give him another present or something.
Would I be funny if they sued the Trump administration for slander?
Pretty sure he’s talking to someone in his head
“I told them to just lay down and enjoy it. Why are they not listening? I am much bigger and stronger and I do not want to be even more rough”
If they are “militarily defeated” what more can he threaten them with?
Is he going to start bombing hospitals and schools (again)? What more can US do?
Quiet piggy!
“There is no turning back.” “It won’t be pretty.” Fuck me. He *can* tell the truth sometimes. He just doesn’t know who he’s talking about.
That reads like a letter I get from my 8 year old when he is trying to negotiate a second dessert at dinner
Can’t wait for this to turn into threats of annhilation on Friday at 5:05pm and a call for peace at 5:45am Eastern on Monday.
https://preview.redd.it/yisty36evdrg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96b362eed06131de8187871f7e3b57dcf324736
Iranians sounding more intelligent and sane than the US
THIS is the Bad Place!
When you’ve learned that new shinny word “obliterated” and looks for any opportunities to use it, while obliterating hamberders…
Imagine being on the administration and having to play telephone with this senile person
Aaaaaaand this is the beginning of what another very astute redditor predicted. Pretend like everything is fine Monday, wait until markets close on Friday, and then claim that Iran have dragged out this play pretend negotiation between them for too long and it’s time to put boots on the ground
I think he’s getting high on his own supply at this point. Starting to believe all the bullshit he’s spewing. Dudes so deep in the dementia.
He’s basically announcing he’s going to use ground troops.
The Iran “negotiators” are trump’s son-in-law and some other lackey.
I think this is a combination of his sycophants not telling him the truth and his panache for the hyperbole
It must be somewhat distressing to know how untrue all this is, and not be in complete control of calling the shots. As long as his weak-willed, spineless staff keep telling him he is wonderful, and always brilliant, he at least gets a mental massage, while crap is spiraling out of control. As long as there are enough people to lie (or remain silent) and tell him he is victorious, he’s a winner. I wish they would tell him he won, give him an award, and send him on a “luxury” golf retreat to a nice safe looney-bin with a golden ankle monitor.
He just knows his swallowers wont seek out foreign news to actually see whats going on overseas
Dear leader, you should look at the topography of this country.
As usual he’s projecting what he does ie. Lie like usual. He’s just buying time for yet another stab in the back
Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element!!!
No all caps today?