The female version of measuring your dick at least once.
Seranoth on
@all girls here- if you want to know THIS- just fill a pot with (warm) water, put it on a scale, set it to zero and then dunk them in- this is the most precise way to do THAT.
an-redditor on
Is she weighing or paying?
IpeeInclosets on
Day 1, hour 1. I’ve successfully tranformed into a human female body and have precise measurements for each body part. Will now compare notes with fellow travelers.
yoyo4880 on
I’d take em by the pound
ThisManInBlack on
Yet, when I rest my nuts on the scales I get a police caution…
im-not-gay-dad on
source?
Jairoglyphics1 on
If those bags are to heavy can I help you carry them?
giftopherz on
Being a Bowen man myself, can’t say I’ve got much experience, but it’s obvious those are some heavy naturals 👀
tboskiq on
It wouldn’t be accurate. I had to get my breast weighed at a hospital, FOR AN EAR SURGERY! Because technically I’m a few pounds overweight, but I have a medical condition and my boobs are practically my entire torso. The facility doesn’t have the equipment to deal with like blood clots or something that overweight people typically have during surgery so I’d have to go to larger hospital where this doctor was 3 hours, but he was on my side and pushed to have another doctor weigh my breast and argue I’m clear to have surgery there.
Anyway point being when you see girls doing this they’re not factoring in how much of their breast is on the scale, the extra weight from leaning over and things like that. So if see someone being like “yeah my breast 48 lbs!” It’s not accurate. Additionally they never stop to think about their total weight and subtract that number ending up making 0 sense.
Substantial_Pen_3667 on
She’s trying to seduce the produce
JesusStarbox on
I bet she is streaming that live on a porn site. Do you hear “ding ding” occasionally?
No-Rip4617 on
this idea has DEFINITELY crossed my mind
Norgur on
Is this a thing she just needs to do once? Like every guy has tried to blow themselves at least once?
Fancy_Yak2618 on
Baby loves milk
DickyReadIt on
I don’t care how accurate the results are
Diablo_v8 on
Where is the hol up
Whatfforreal on
When’s the OF link coming 🤣
garth54 on
Well, I think we need to strive for scientific accuracy and repeat the experiment, using a variety of instruments and methodology.
I dont want anyone to say anything bad about this woman, we’ve all had the urge to do shit like this. I cant tell you how many times I’ve considered weighing my balls on a scale, if I was a woman that was particularly…”*gifted*”, then id do this too.
UncleKeyPax on
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DIJames6 on
That one’s not working right. You have to use this one, here in my lap..
YoungSquigle on
Is all of r/holup now just “heh, this thing is mildly amusing?”
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Literal HolUp
3.2 kg
Can I assist with that ma’am?
Me if the intrusive thoughts win
Ma’am, I can help out with those.
she looks fun
This needs precision equipment… like my hands
Can i also guess the weight?
Mickey Mouse
Holy shit….this one doesn’t need to be fixed.
“Please enter quantity of melons…”
Thats like half a mammogram
The female version of measuring your dick at least once.
@all girls here- if you want to know THIS- just fill a pot with (warm) water, put it on a scale, set it to zero and then dunk them in- this is the most precise way to do THAT.
Is she weighing or paying?
Day 1, hour 1. I’ve successfully tranformed into a human female body and have precise measurements for each body part. Will now compare notes with fellow travelers.
I’d take em by the pound
Yet, when I rest my nuts on the scales I get a police caution…
source?
If those bags are to heavy can I help you carry them?
Being a Bowen man myself, can’t say I’ve got much experience, but it’s obvious those are some heavy naturals 👀
It wouldn’t be accurate. I had to get my breast weighed at a hospital, FOR AN EAR SURGERY! Because technically I’m a few pounds overweight, but I have a medical condition and my boobs are practically my entire torso. The facility doesn’t have the equipment to deal with like blood clots or something that overweight people typically have during surgery so I’d have to go to larger hospital where this doctor was 3 hours, but he was on my side and pushed to have another doctor weigh my breast and argue I’m clear to have surgery there.
Anyway point being when you see girls doing this they’re not factoring in how much of their breast is on the scale, the extra weight from leaning over and things like that. So if see someone being like “yeah my breast 48 lbs!” It’s not accurate. Additionally they never stop to think about their total weight and subtract that number ending up making 0 sense.
She’s trying to seduce the produce
I bet she is streaming that live on a porn site. Do you hear “ding ding” occasionally?
this idea has DEFINITELY crossed my mind
Is this a thing she just needs to do once? Like every guy has tried to blow themselves at least once?
Baby loves milk
I don’t care how accurate the results are
Where is the hol up
When’s the OF link coming 🤣
Well, I think we need to strive for scientific accuracy and repeat the experiment, using a variety of instruments and methodology.
I offer to help handle the experiment.
She’s weighing her options…
she must be a [green wing](https://youtu.be/25hlq5xdNJo) fan.
DD for effort
Excuse me, the melons aren’t sold by the pound.
Buy one, get one free
I’m gonna need to check those out
I dont want anyone to say anything bad about this woman, we’ve all had the urge to do shit like this. I cant tell you how many times I’ve considered weighing my balls on a scale, if I was a woman that was particularly…”*gifted*”, then id do this too.
IVolunteerAsTribute.gif
That one’s not working right. You have to use this one, here in my lap..
Is all of r/holup now just “heh, this thing is mildly amusing?”