Ok, serious question…

    by mrspooky111

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    1. cheerupyoullthinkof1 on

      A nice MLT—mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe…They’re so perky. I love that.

    2. Impressive-Panda527 on

      Turkey, spinach, mustard, Aldi brand atomic spicy pickle chips on wheat bread

    3. cat_selling_souls on

      A double layered cake with chocolate frosting in the middle. Cake is a bread, therefore, it can be used to make a sandwich.

    4. Ham, mortadella, salami, smoked gouda with spicy mustard and cherry peppers on a nice crunchy roll with oil and vinegar

    5. Current-Fabulous on

      Monte Cristo. Very elaborate, very time consuming. Dusted with white powder, which I believe is quite a favorite of his cronies

    6. lordplagus02 on

      One important lesson i’ve learned from the Trump administration: don’t live your life in a way such that people will vigorously celebrate your death.

    7. Common-Relation5915 on

      I would start by planting a few cherry trees so that in 25-30 years or so I could cut them down and let the wood dry for a year or two before I used it in my smoker for a nice day long low temperature smoking. I would do some smoking myself and then head out like a rocket to the rescue after I ate my smoked meat sandwich.

    8. Jalopnicycle on

      Braunschweiger in between 2 slices of toasted dark rye bread with spicy mustard, mayo, pickles, Colby Jack, lettuce, heirloom tomato slices, and a few small slices of red onion. 

      But 1st I’ll make a Limburger sandwich and throw it at them in the fire. Then demand they say “Thank you” 

    9. Pizzasaurus-Rex on

      I’d like to go into the burning building, then tell them all that I only have time to save one of them, and watch how fast they try to murder each other.

    10. Pointlessname123321 on

      You gotta save Leavitt. The amount of chemicals she’s pumped into her body will endanger the lives of the people living in the neighborhood and the firefighters who respond.

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