A nice MLT—mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe…They’re so perky. I love that.
Impressive-Panda527 on
Turkey, spinach, mustard, Aldi brand atomic spicy pickle chips on wheat bread
ranhill on
A 10 hour club sandwich
frabert500 on
Roast “pork” seems fitting…..
SocialSuicideSquad on
Sandwich?
I have a very specific bottle I’d have to grab
YourDrunkStepdadio on
Meatball sub, from scratch.
mrspooky111 on
I’m thinking a nice hot Pastrami sounds pretty good here. 👌
dichotomousview on
No sandwich

GellThePyro on
A classic ham and cheese
0BlackDragon on
Fat back pork sandwich with blood butcher tomatoes
cat_selling_souls on
A double layered cake with chocolate frosting in the middle. Cake is a bread, therefore, it can be used to make a sandwich.
gojojo1013 on
Ham, mortadella, salami, smoked gouda with spicy mustard and cherry peppers on a nice crunchy roll with oil and vinegar
Current-Fabulous on
Monte Cristo. Very elaborate, very time consuming. Dusted with white powder, which I believe is quite a favorite of his cronies
fushitaka2010 on
Grilled cheese obviously.
onewhosleepsnot on
S’mores
Etrigone on
Grilled cheese. I mean, why waste the fire?.
CryptoCentric on
S’mores are sandwiches, yeah?
zyyntin on
I’m gonna go with a ruben. My BIL made me one and it was delicious.
WasteDifficulty5961 on
Pb&j! What else?
Atlusfox on
Give a reuben on jewish rye and a panini press.
RonaBona13 on
Turkey sandwich, but I personally slow roast it myself.
ConundrumMachine on
Cubano
xtnh on
A Cuban
ILLY-VANILLI on
Hell naw I’m standing by the door and making sure no one gets out
lordplagus02 on
One important lesson i’ve learned from the Trump administration: don’t live your life in a way such that people will vigorously celebrate your death.
Sierra17181928 on
Toasted ham & cheese.
Common-Relation5915 on
I would start by planting a few cherry trees so that in 25-30 years or so I could cut them down and let the wood dry for a year or two before I used it in my smoker for a nice day long low temperature smoking. I would do some smoking myself and then head out like a rocket to the rescue after I ate my smoked meat sandwich.
Jalopnicycle on
Braunschweiger in between 2 slices of toasted dark rye bread with spicy mustard, mayo, pickles, Colby Jack, lettuce, heirloom tomato slices, and a few small slices of red onion.
But 1st I’ll make a Limburger sandwich and throw it at them in the fire. Then demand they say “Thank you”
Pizzasaurus-Rex on
I’d like to go into the burning building, then tell them all that I only have time to save one of them, and watch how fast they try to murder each other.
TheMaStif on
Ain’t got time for no sandwiches
I need to go add fuel to that house
Pointlessname123321 on
You gotta save Leavitt. The amount of chemicals she’s pumped into her body will endanger the lives of the people living in the neighborhood and the firefighters who respond.
rcampbellcp on
Monte Cristo. It takes a while to beat the eggs, soak the bread and all.
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I’d grab the marshmallows and a long stick.
A nice MLT—mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe…They’re so perky. I love that.
Turkey, spinach, mustard, Aldi brand atomic spicy pickle chips on wheat bread
A 10 hour club sandwich
Roast “pork” seems fitting…..
Sandwich?
I have a very specific bottle I’d have to grab
Meatball sub, from scratch.
I’m thinking a nice hot Pastrami sounds pretty good here. 👌
No sandwich

A classic ham and cheese
Fat back pork sandwich with blood butcher tomatoes
A double layered cake with chocolate frosting in the middle. Cake is a bread, therefore, it can be used to make a sandwich.
Ham, mortadella, salami, smoked gouda with spicy mustard and cherry peppers on a nice crunchy roll with oil and vinegar
Monte Cristo. Very elaborate, very time consuming. Dusted with white powder, which I believe is quite a favorite of his cronies
Grilled cheese obviously.
S’mores
Grilled cheese. I mean, why waste the fire?.
S’mores are sandwiches, yeah?
I’m gonna go with a ruben. My BIL made me one and it was delicious.
Pb&j! What else?
Give a reuben on jewish rye and a panini press.
Turkey sandwich, but I personally slow roast it myself.
Cubano
A Cuban
Hell naw I’m standing by the door and making sure no one gets out
One important lesson i’ve learned from the Trump administration: don’t live your life in a way such that people will vigorously celebrate your death.
Toasted ham & cheese.
I would start by planting a few cherry trees so that in 25-30 years or so I could cut them down and let the wood dry for a year or two before I used it in my smoker for a nice day long low temperature smoking. I would do some smoking myself and then head out like a rocket to the rescue after I ate my smoked meat sandwich.
Braunschweiger in between 2 slices of toasted dark rye bread with spicy mustard, mayo, pickles, Colby Jack, lettuce, heirloom tomato slices, and a few small slices of red onion.
But 1st I’ll make a Limburger sandwich and throw it at them in the fire. Then demand they say “Thank you”
I’d like to go into the burning building, then tell them all that I only have time to save one of them, and watch how fast they try to murder each other.
Ain’t got time for no sandwiches
I need to go add fuel to that house
You gotta save Leavitt. The amount of chemicals she’s pumped into her body will endanger the lives of the people living in the neighborhood and the firefighters who respond.
Monte Cristo. It takes a while to beat the eggs, soak the bread and all.