How’d he shoot someone? Sounds like amazing tongue work
Unusual-Ideal-3509 on
Kinda an embarrassing way to go out icl. “How bro got dropped by a nigga with no arms or legs”
TerrisBranding on
This reads like a synopsis for a Tubi original thriller.
dat_boy_lurks on
I pray the victim ain’t black (I mean, the perp was a cornhole player, so, this already sounds white as hell), but *chile*
That repass about to be so much shit-talking. Whole rest of the family gon have jokes for your kids if you went out to a ***quadraplegic professional lawn sport athlete***. What are the odds on this?
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How’d they arrest him tho
How’d he shoot someone? Sounds like amazing tongue work
Kinda an embarrassing way to go out icl. “How bro got dropped by a nigga with no arms or legs”
This reads like a synopsis for a Tubi original thriller.
I pray the victim ain’t black (I mean, the perp was a cornhole player, so, this already sounds white as hell), but *chile*
That repass about to be so much shit-talking. Whole rest of the family gon have jokes for your kids if you went out to a ***quadraplegic professional lawn sport athlete***. What are the odds on this?
https://preview.redd.it/pm8yebgjzwqg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8f0d47c30b63c0d5388e9b6203e8d9a036a40b
We got a Corn-hole Oscar Pistorious murderer before GTA 6…
WTF is a cornhole player?
There are a few of things that would seem impossible in that scenario. Pro? Cornhole player? On the run? Murder charge?
***MIND QUAD***
r/brandnewsentence
[Have y’all read the news article](https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/professional-cornhole-player-quadruple-amputee-faces-murder-charges-in-maryland/4080015/)? Dude shot somebody, dumped the body, and was arrested behind the wheel of a vehicle — all of that and no limbs. 💀
whoever wrote that headline deserves a raise and also jail time
I just posted this on notthonion lmao
How’d they get his fingerprints?