Spida81 on March 24, 2026 1:32 am … I’ve heard of people going to extreme lengths to remove their own fingerprints but bro, you went too far!
Talliaferro on March 24, 2026 1:34 am I’ve been seeing this all day and I feel like I gotta say it. Im not even remotely concerned with/care about the “why”. I need to know the “how”.
JohnMarstonSucks on March 24, 2026 1:40 am I was not prepared for any of that, starting with the idea of a professional cornhole player.
HellAwaitsTheFunny on March 24, 2026 1:44 am Then after that he fired a tightrope across town square and cartwheels along it on his way to teach a sign language class.
trafdlo on March 24, 2026 1:56 am Am I the only one that needed to google cornhole and was profoundly disappointed with the result?
Zargoza1 on March 24, 2026 1:59 am Thank god. Now I know this is all a hallucination cause no fucking way this shit is real. I was getting worried for a second, this timeline sucks.
KainFourteh on March 24, 2026 2:04 am Frankly, if you still managed to kill someone when you have no limbs, they probably deserved it.
JerHat on March 24, 2026 2:04 am Really only have one question for both the cornhole and the murder… How?
vic_lupu on March 24, 2026 2:15 am So was he armed? Or unarmed? Was he armed and unarmed at the same time?
ramriot on March 24, 2026 2:20 am Prosecutor: It should be clear to the court that the defendant has not a leg to stand on.
tangoezulu on March 24, 2026 2:20 am Mechanic: “Looks like you blew a seal.” Penguin: “Naw, this is just ice cream.”
tigers692 on March 24, 2026 2:21 am I’d like to know how he pulled the trigger, for some reason that I can’t put a finger on, it has me stumped.
I_Am_A_Goo_Man on March 24, 2026 2:24 am Reminds me of Oscar Pistorious but he didn’t have a leg to stand on in court
NeverJustaDream on March 24, 2026 2:52 am An inspiration. Never let your disabilities prevent you from becoming who you want to be
Duckgohonkk on March 24, 2026 3:06 am “What we don’t know: Police have not explained how Webber was able to drive a car or fire a weapon. “ – https://www.fox5dc.com/news/quadruple-amputee-professional-cornhole-player-faces-murder-charges Dafuq?
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… I’ve heard of people going to extreme lengths to remove their own fingerprints but bro, you went too far!
I’ve been seeing this all day and I feel like I gotta say it. Im not even remotely concerned with/care about the “why”. I need to know the “how”.
I was not prepared for any of that, starting with the idea of a professional cornhole player.
Unarmed and Dangerous.
Then after that he fired a tightrope across town square and cartwheels along it on his way to teach a sign language class.
Am I the only one that needed to google cornhole and was profoundly disappointed with the result?
Handicap? HandiCAN
Thank god.
Now I know this is all a hallucination cause no fucking way this shit is real.
I was getting worried for a second, this timeline sucks.
Disarmed and dangerous.
The perfect crime
Frankly, if you still managed to kill someone when you have no limbs, they probably deserved it.
Really only have one question for both the cornhole and the murder… How?
Welp now hes gonna get it in his cornhole
Unarmed HAH
So was he armed? Or unarmed? Was he armed and unarmed at the same time?
Prosecutor: It should be clear to the court that the defendant has not a leg to stand on.
Mechanic: “Looks like you blew a seal.”
Penguin: “Naw, this is just ice cream.”
I’d like to know how he pulled the trigger, for some reason that I can’t put a finger on, it has me stumped.
Reminds me of Oscar Pistorious but he didn’t have a leg to stand on in court
I thought it was a joke…
Mat???
Prison will be tough on him.
Im not mad… im impressed
Shooters shoot
Right to bare arms
An inspiration. Never let your disabilities prevent you from becoming who you want to be
They caught them no handed at the scene of the crime.
Talk about an over achiever!
Do they make ADA-compliant guns?
Look at the dude’s mugshot. He’s 100% guilty.
Florida man.. *is that you, you angry nugget on bath salts?*
“What we don’t know:
Police have not explained how Webber was able to drive a car or fire a weapon. “ – https://www.fox5dc.com/news/quadruple-amputee-professional-cornhole-player-faces-murder-charges
Dafuq?