Did he have a stroke?

    by c-k-q99903

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    1. SephiTheGoblin on

      So, bets on who he blames for it when ice inevitable murder someone in an airport ?

    2. He hates Americans for him losing the 2020 election and not voting for him. He’ll do anything to cause us pain and misery. It’s called revenge for hurting my feelings.

    3. RoswellRedux on

      Who knows? His brain is like Swiss cheese. In his current condition, I would think a real stroke might be unmistakable, though.

    4. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    5. i was going to freak out if somehow the “182 years” was correct because what a totally random fact to know

      but no, the paperclip was invented in the 1890s, so it’s just grandpa babbling again

    6. In the real labor relations world, sending ICE to do TSA’s jobs outdoors be the equivalent of a company hiring scabs.

    7. username32768 on

      >discovered the paper clip.

      ![gif](giphy|13V60VgE2ED7oc)

      Clippy: It looks like your brain is melting. Do you need help speaking coherently?

    8. Low_Brass_Rumble on

      Remember when we collectively decided Dan Quayle was inept and could never be president when he misspelled “potato” because the flash card he had been given was incorrect? Or when a picture of Mike Dukakis looking kind of dorky riding in a tank crushed any possibility of a successful campaign?

      I cannot fathom what it is about him that lets the chuds just… *overlook* this shit.

    9. Because everyone knows this is how they’re sneaking in the cutlery to eat the dogs and the cats! Through the airports!! /s

    10. Wow. You know, this dumbass got me to learn something about history.

      I loathe and despise him with the white heat of a collapsing dwarf star. But for this single thing, thanks you fucking asshole

    11. I swear to god they’ve just convinced him Clippy is his own personal AI recently.

    12. Federal_Sympathy4667 on

      Should praise him forvmaking the stovk market go up and down and tell him how good he is to make his friends make billions.. let him incriminate himself by flattering him. He’s an idiot, play him like one.

    13. Living-Risk-1849 on

      At this point, isn’t it almost elder abuse sticking him in front of a microphone? Hes clearly as demented as demented gets

    14. One-Reflection-4826 on

      the fact that he claims to know the exact date tells me its complete bs. you cant remember the last person you spoke to, fuck off.

    15. He loves putting under qualified people in charge of things when they shouldn’t even be in charge of safety scissors

    16. Dustin-Mustangs on

      Not that it would make him any less senile, but the current style of paperclip was invented 156 years ago according to Wikipedia.

    17. Electrical-Injury-23 on

      The paper clip, first found by legendary Belgian Explorer, Pierre De Clip on a voyage to Micronesia in 1844……

    18. ParusiMizuhashi on

      Its like the stuff that the fake Colonel was saying at the end of Metal Gear Splid 2

    19. This is the kind of shit that was rattling around behind his eyes, informing him his entire life. We just get a peek behind the curtain since the dementia is so severe.

    20. negativepositiv on

      “Was it your idea to use ICE?”

      “When I was a kid, there was this pool cleaning guy who, did you ever play darts? ‘Darts’ is the sound darts make. ‘DARTS!’ Like that. My favorite place to eat is Roscoe’s.”

      “….”

      “Actually, the pool guy was Roscoe. He had a dog called Roscoe.”

      “….”

      “See, Roscoe was the dart’s name. ‘DARTS!’ …… Yes, it was my idea to use darts.”

    21. Dementia-related confabulation. His brain is making up stuff to complete sentences and he just doesn’t know it.

    22. He says shit like this daily, and the press ignore it. Biden stuttered or got a name wrong, fucking tribunals and impeachment time. 

      I’m so sick of this orange dementia ridden parasite making my life harder, and I don’t even live anywhere near America.

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