Firenor on March 23, 2026 8:15 am How did he keep them all apart to make sure that he got them all? Quite an achievment!
Angelicalbabe03 on March 23, 2026 8:22 am Just a calm little dude living his best life… and apparently leaving a legacy.
hillsong1 on March 23, 2026 8:23 am Thats exactly how I imagine a guinea pig named Randy to look like
TBTabby on March 23, 2026 8:29 am [History repeats.](https://www.thepoke.com/2017/04/28/me-as-a-guinea-pig/)
Low-Helicopter-2696 on March 23, 2026 8:33 am In other news, Randy just got signed to a 3-year deal (with a fourth year club option) with the New York Knicks
david1610 on March 23, 2026 8:39 am Source: because apparently it’s too hard these days. https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2014/6/9/18585782/randy-guinea-pig-breaks-into-female-enclosure-impregnates-100-females
Other-Performance-61 on March 23, 2026 8:44 am bro broke into maximum security female enclosure and completed a 100% completion rate. innocent is not the world
pseudonym82 on March 23, 2026 9:05 am He immediately left afterwards to pick up some milk and cigarettes and has not been seen since.
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What a Stud
How did he keep them all apart to make sure that he got them all? Quite an achievment!
Randy was feeling randy.
He’s a chill guy, look at him
I like this guy.
Just a calm little dude living his best life… and apparently leaving a legacy.
Thats exactly how I imagine a guinea pig named Randy to look like
Lucky bastard! Give him some seed and carrot!
Got the log to bring all the hogs to the yard!
Handy randy
Maybe it’s time to get a name change to Rance.
Seems like he really was randy.
[History repeats.](https://www.thepoke.com/2017/04/28/me-as-a-guinea-pig/)
Nice!
The 100 guinea pigs who really love you
r/southpark
In other news, Randy just got signed to a 3-year deal (with a fourth year club option) with the New York Knicks
His name is appropriate.
goddamm
He is a horny innocent boy. No laws against it.
Appreciate the Dunkin colors on the font headline
Rannnnnnndyyyyyyy!
Source: because apparently it’s too hard these days.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2014/6/9/18585782/randy-guinea-pig-breaks-into-female-enclosure-impregnates-100-females
I didn’t hear no bell
His bloodline will be proud…
bro broke into maximum security female enclosure and completed a 100% completion rate. innocent is not the world
Randy behavior
Randy did nothing wrong
Randy keeps changing every repost.
Randy is as Randy does.
He immediately left afterwards to pick up some milk and cigarettes and has not been seen since.
Randy would NEVER!
That’s why he is the GOAT 🐐 @randy
Sex education among the guinea pig community is woeful.
Reversed Bonnie
Randy: Do what you will because i have already won
Close to death by snu-snu but he came on top!…
A hundred times.
I bet all the girls been in heat anyways 😂
“Randy by name…”
big dick randy strikes again
Funny that “Randy” means prostitute in Hindi lol
When I grow up, I want to be like Randy.
bro took the honeypack🤣🤣
wow you can’t make this shit up.
Nominative determinism really is a powerful force.
Randy bastard, ain’t he?