CaptivatingDarling2 on March 22, 2026 1:35 pm The way it becomes urgent out of nowhere 💀. You’re not even fully awake yet.
UGOTAIDSYO on March 22, 2026 1:44 pm “walk off the bed” is kinda throwing me for a loop. It’s like a pirate ship plank.
DontForgorTheMilk on March 22, 2026 2:46 pm Alternatively: The literal picosecond that I step foot into a Barnes and Noble.
OpsageATfuck on March 22, 2026 2:46 pm And that’s my face trying hard to get the dump out 
Eruskakkell on March 22, 2026 3:55 pm I dont walk off the bed and i sure as hell dont hold my poop at home especially not before bed
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The way it becomes urgent out of nowhere 💀. You’re not even fully awake yet.
“walk off the bed” is kinda throwing me for a loop. It’s like a pirate ship plank.
Alternatively:
The literal picosecond that I step foot into a Barnes and Noble.
And that’s my face trying hard to get the dump out
I dont walk off the bed and i sure as hell dont hold my poop at home especially not before bed
The reason im out of bed so early actually