Will eat beer and asparagus

    by Exeter232

    32 Comments

    1. Upstairs_Ad5443 on

      He’s is so diabolical that when he croaks the devil in Hell will refuse him entry for fear of competition.

    2. Which is why he will never be buried in a pubically accessible cemetary. Most like he will be buried on one of his private golf courses.

    3. Minimum-Style-1411 on

      His grave will be easy to spot. The cloud of flies will be seen from space 

    4. Who ever manages to open the first Toilet Paper stand near by will make a fortune!!!!

    5. Reminds me of the line from Captain Stern (Heavy Metal 1981). Lawyer to Stern “We are hoping to get you buried secretly so your grave doesn’t get violated”

    6. Middle-Armadillo-660 on

      I don’t know how filling adult diapers and throwing them at him every time he’s in public isn’t already a thing.

    7. Solve the debt by charging $20 per piss/shit on his grave – you’d make a killing.

    8. I feel like the whole world will feel a giant weighted blanket of evil will be lifted… and that will hopefully be the beginning of humanity as a whole LEARNING FROM OUR OWN HISTORY full of repeated, inhumane “mistakes”

    9. Used_Intention6479 on

      The Trump International Latrine/Spittoon. (“Hey, I can’t see the end of the line!”)

    10. monsterpuppeteer on

      Shitake mushrooms, coffee, and some vitamins are also parts of a healthy diet

    11. It’ll be the biggest line ever to see. They’ll remember me as the most beloved president, even more beloved than Carter, and Biden. People will have to wait days months even!

    12. Trump won’t have a grave. MAGA will prop up his rotting corpse and worship the flies that surround him. His family will get a trademark for the stench he emits and sell-the-smell as the newest Trump grift.

    13. Luddites_Unite on

      Ive been saying for a while that they better put piss proof turf over him because grass won’t stand a chance

    14. ForsakenDrama3580 on

      Nah, he will charge to visit his grave. Not many will pay to use the bathroom

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