My wife when I come home late from golf with the boys.
ThrogdorLokison on
I still don’t fully understand how this works, like sure if someone started shooting blood out if their eye Id be like “Yea.. fuck this” but why would an animal thats about to eat the lizard care that it got some gravy flying at it?
usanonmously on
Using gross as a defense mechanism… nature is interesting!
elevenplays on
Damn. Wow
dangerzone117 on
“Im bleeding, make me the victor “- lizard
retawgnob on
Do you think it hurts the lizard?
InstructionPurple911 on
Sure and when I do it, it’s a cry for help
maya_2021 on
How can I unsee this? 🤢
tiwookie on
Classic redditor
beepboopdood on
How the fuck does evolution even get to this point?
smurfk on
So dramatic…
rajatsingh24k on
Might be one the rare defenses known as ‘Dude is too weird! Let’s not mess with them’!
gereblueeyes on
I lived Midland Texas as a kid
They were everywhere. My brothers t-shirts were all stained with blood ! He would not stop catching them. Just so they would squirt blood at him !
buffalo-soda on
Metal as fuck
Dirty-Lolly on
The human equivalent is fighting naked
Schwiliinker on
Incoming Sarada power up
MisplacedMutagen on
Brutal.
horse_you_rode_in_on on
> What are you going to do, bleed on me?
6bamboozle9 on
Horned Lizard doesn’t know karate but DOES know crazy.Â
reminds me of this short from Natural Habitat Shorts
TwoGad on
Go frogs
I_is_Billy on
Same
Ghostly_Spirits on
My favorite X-files episodeÂ
Heliosolos on
I saw this once! the neighbor girl(maybe 5) was poking a horned toad with a stick, most likely instigated by the larger group of older children she was with(i was watching from their, the neighbors, house). so horned toads swell up first like a balloon as a defense mechanism, then suddenly its eyes were covered in blood and the little girl starts screaming, and I look at her and her face and eyes were smeared with blood(from her instantly touching her face) and the group of kids starts freaking out, a parent sprints over and carries the girl inside, it was a whole thing. we thought she popped its eye out. they were directed to rinse her eyes and she was fine, i guess it burns, like anything that gets in your eye.
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hey, cool! I do that too 🙂
This is weird as fuck.
My wife when I come home late from golf with the boys.
I still don’t fully understand how this works, like sure if someone started shooting blood out if their eye Id be like “Yea.. fuck this” but why would an animal thats about to eat the lizard care that it got some gravy flying at it?
Using gross as a defense mechanism… nature is interesting!
Damn. Wow
“Im bleeding, make me the victor “- lizard
Do you think it hurts the lizard?
Sure and when I do it, it’s a cry for help
How can I unsee this? 🤢
Classic redditor
How the fuck does evolution even get to this point?
So dramatic…
Might be one the rare defenses known as ‘Dude is too weird! Let’s not mess with them’!
I lived Midland Texas as a kid
They were everywhere. My brothers t-shirts were all stained with blood ! He would not stop catching them. Just so they would squirt blood at him !
Metal as fuck
The human equivalent is fighting naked
Incoming Sarada power up
Brutal.
> What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Horned Lizard doesn’t know karate but DOES know crazy.Â
https://preview.redd.it/79b7s3lcimqg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=153cc4ee7c5c3b79109ab44d49c14fb88391b98d
reminds me of this short from Natural Habitat Shorts
Go frogs
Same
My favorite X-files episodeÂ
I saw this once! the neighbor girl(maybe 5) was poking a horned toad with a stick, most likely instigated by the larger group of older children she was with(i was watching from their, the neighbors, house). so horned toads swell up first like a balloon as a defense mechanism, then suddenly its eyes were covered in blood and the little girl starts screaming, and I look at her and her face and eyes were smeared with blood(from her instantly touching her face) and the group of kids starts freaking out, a parent sprints over and carries the girl inside, it was a whole thing. we thought she popped its eye out. they were directed to rinse her eyes and she was fine, i guess it burns, like anything that gets in your eye.