The Art of the Steal

    by ExactlySorta

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    1. definitelytheA on

      “Obama stole the idea from me years ago. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President of the United States, Donald J Trump”

    2. If you put trumps actions in the context of grievance, greed, and racism they all make sense.

    3. WasteBinStuff on

      Same fucking playbook, just bigger and now killing children and fucking up the whole world…

      1) Finds something the other side started that’s working perfectly well.
      2) Start criticizing it.
      3) Start breaking it.
      4) Say, “See, it’s not working.”
      5) Break it entirely.
      6) Let the shit hit the fan.
      7) “Fix” new problem with same old solution.
      8) Steal/Grift/Waste ungodly amounts of money throughout.
      9) “Look how smart I am, I fixed the problem!”

      …..and the crowd ^of ^fucking ^idiots goes wild!!

      Fucking pathetic.

    4. ![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)

      Yep…that’s exactly what the criminal trump wants….now….

    5. IdioticPrototype on

      Exactly my first thought. We *had* most, if not all, of this.

      Trump tore it up. 

    6. Intolerance-Paradox on

      The entire MAGA movement is a white supremacist effort to efface Obama’s presidency from existence.

    7. I’m sure that’s what staffers are saying so there’s at least some fig leaf of rationality on this, but let’s not pretend that Trump had any concrete plan going into this. He already signed his own version of Obama’s Iran nuclear deal during his first term, and he tore it all up by starting this war.

      He’s just the dog that caught the car. He wanted to attack Iran because he like using the military to blow shit up and he doesn’t like Iran. Theres no end game or true goal, it’s all just about instant gratification for Trump

    8. Flat-Opening-7067 on

      And minus billions of dollars in equipment, oil reserves, lost productivity, and lives.

    9. TurboScumBag on

      Iran will never agree. They will keep going until usa pull out and make up something that makes it look like ‘mission accomplished’

    10. Ornery_Old_Man on

      Iran: “Sure, sounds good. But we also want you to pay to rebuild everything you bombed and generously compensate the families of all the people you needlessly killed because Fuck You, you orange fucking twat”

    11. Cartesian756 on

      Weren’t they working on a deal that may have been better than Obama’s when the US attacked?

    12. Those negotiations work a lot better if you didn’t just eliminate the negotiators you were previously working with and launch a preemptive attack during the middle of the talks.

    13. Unusual_Ad_8364 on

      Good thing we started a trillion-dollar war and killed a bunch of kids in order to work our way back to where Obama already had us via diplomacy alone.

    14. HugeFanOfBigfoot on

      It’s not Obama’s deal, it’s way dumber. The USA wants Iran to have no CONVENTIONAL missile program for 5 years. Conventional missiles are the single most common and effective form of defense around the world. Huh, I wonder why Iran wouldn’t want to give up their one form of defense 🤔

      It’s not like they have a bloodthirsty, psychotic neighbor that has relentlessly tried to destroy them for 40 years

    15. Hey, and he only managed to kill several Americans and countless Iranian children to get it! All hail Trump! MAGA!

      /s, obviously

    16. InterstellarReddit on

      Obama’s JCPOA was the better working deal, while Trump’s approach is the tougher opening position on paper.

      zero-enrichment demands are much harder to sell to Iran and therefore less likely to produce a deal at all.

      How the fuck am I not a politician and I can see this?

    17. The_chosen_turtle on

      Did he do this shit just to remove Obamas signature and have his on that deal?

    18. seriousbangs on

      No, they wanted to hit Iran because

      a. Qatar & Saudi Arabia bribed Trump to do it

      b. Israel’s Mossad has the Epstein files, they implicate Trump in pedophilia, and they ordered him to do it.

      c. Trump was hoping for a 2nd 9/11 he could ride into a 3rd term.

    19. How Trump decides if a deal is good:

      Did Trump make the deal? Yes. Then it’s tremendous!

      Did someone else make the deal? Yes. Then it can’t be as good as ol Granpa Pudding Brains.

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