Dude is acting like buying a second jar of peanut butter requires a second mortgage and a special permit from the city
D3sk4ri on
That just mean he doesn’t do groceries
D3sk4ri on
That just mean he doesn’t do groceries
stellerscope on
I love my future wife
ThrashingBunny on
Sometimes I don’t think Reddit understands what a joke is…..
I get if you don’t find it funny, but to be completely oblivious that’s it’s a joke? Come on gang.
SmoochyZoey on
Imagine making ‘I can’t buy my own groceries’ your entire personality for 17 years.
Nemisis_007 on
Marriage demands sacrifices.
KentHawking on
BuT wE DonT NeEd To SpEnD ThaT MuCh On PeanUtButTeR
But then the purchase lasts twice as long and you spend the same amount.
onetwoskeedoo on
Try going grocery shopping for once
ShonWalksAtMidnight on
Happy wife, happy life, right guys? Right?!
*stares in to mirror and contemplates the life I’ve chosen every Monday before my 12 hour shift*
SaroN4One on
maybe another meaning to it?
new_publius on
You can tell who is married and who is not.
VillageAnnual8879 on
Getting a second jar of peanut butter is practically like having an emotional affair. She definitely won’t allow that.
Excellent-Ad-3740 on
Man’s out here acting like a second jar of peanut butter costs a second mortgage. You’re not a martyr, Dave, you’re just inefficient.
Possible-Estimate748 on
I cook for my mom and she’s a picky eater. I miss mushrooms and black olives
Public-offender on
Some people do not exercise enough free will
qwed200 on
Hey, saving money! (But actually, not even once they thought of buying two?)
Equivalent_Knee_Bone on
I have been married for 23 years and for all 23 years we have not only purchased two different types of peanut butter, but also two different brands…. I like Skippy and she will only consume that subpar trash known as Jif… and yes I will fight you on this!
Pixel_Muses on
He’s been holding onto this specific grudge since 2009. A second jar of peanut butter would completely destroy his entire personality
drDOOM_is_in on
Mom said it was *my* turn to post this….
**MOOOOOOOOM!!!!**
nessaavee on
This is an exclusively boomer type mind set, when I was younger my grand parents would get mad I drank all the milk so I would buy my own and then they got mad we had 2 milks in the house lmao
Tricky-Glassy on
this is literally me in relationships 😭 i once dated someone who hated spicy food so i just… stopped eating it around them?? like girl stand up why are you living a bland life for love lol
joelham01 on
I just summoned up the courage to get the peanut butter I like. You’d think I cheated on her when she opened the cupboard and saw mine sitting next to hers
FlamingSquirrel101 on
Jesus Christ why are yall so negative lmao, this is adorable. Most of yall aren’t married on a healthy relationship and it shows
s1lverv1p on
Me nd my wife disagree, so we swap which peanut butter we get every time we need a new one.
She swindled the system by wanting to try the extra roasted smooth this time after last time which was smooth. Ill never see an extra chunky I bet.
onetushar on
This is the kind of problem that could’ve been solved with a second jar and yet here we are.
Lknate on
I did this once and the cashier asked what kind of monster was I. I just responded that I live in a house divided.
Top_Connection9079 on
Now apply that to your hobbies and the people you love, when you’re supposed to be the wife who depends on her husband’s salary…
TheRealChexHaze on
I have a feeling his statement is just the tip of the iceberg.
Consistent_Virus_812 on
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
CVR12 on
I cook for my family and when my wife or child don’t want a particular something in the meal I simply make smaller portions so we can each have our own version. Or I will buy two/three flavors/styles of something and we each have our own. Why is this a struggle for people to understand?
ipokesnails on
I love Costco hot dogs, but my wife hates them. We buy two separate packs of hot dogs, and she doesn’t eat the Costco ones.
It’s a revolutionary concept.
Unless the peanut butter is anal, that’s a different story.
ExternalSeat on
yes. Peanut Butter isn’t that expensive. Peanut Butter doesn’t go bad super quickly either. This is a non-issue.
OkAssignment6163 on
I love spicy foods.
My wife thing regular green bell peppers are spicy.
I’m the cook of the family, so I’m very careful with the floods and ingredients that use to make meals with.
I also have a collection of about 7 different hot sauces that I add on to just about every meal I eat.
Imagine that…. Compromise between 2 people that spend their lives together.
Midnight28Rider on
As a crunchy PB guy, I will say that it’s probably easier for crunchy people to eat smooth than the other way around.
casastorta on
No wonder so many boomers openly hate their partners. And often children.
terracottatank on
My wife prefers smooth peanut butter. We buy two different kinds, it’s wild.
Majiics_97 on
The feminist boomer mindset is so cartoonishly gay
Common_Tiger_3167 on
Jst cuz he likes crunchy doesnt mean he hates smooth 😭😭
SecondRealPerson on
He’s not choosing to live in suffering. Suffering would stem from him choosing Crunchy peanut butter and have his wife nagging him about it. Same story if he chose both smooth and crunchy peanut butter. He chose mental peace over gastric satisfaction.
baylithe on
The reply is from a person who is single
sSomeshta on
There’s a reason women are the better half
Djangowasilentj on
Or you can get a second wife who likes it crunchy and salty.
Comrade_Cosmo on
Could be worse. I spent my entire childhood (mostly) unable to eat crunchy because I wasn’t allowed to have the crunchy peanut butter I actually liked until the smooth was gone, and smooth would get bought in bulk the instant I came close to being able to taste it. 30 years later my mother “discovers” that nobody in the house liked smooth.
Maleficent-Noise3672 on
Fufk this because someone showed he posts this every year on the same day. I hate twitter engagement and social media in general
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Happy wife, happy life.
Dude is acting like buying a second jar of peanut butter requires a second mortgage and a special permit from the city
That just mean he doesn’t do groceries
That just mean he doesn’t do groceries
I love my future wife
Sometimes I don’t think Reddit understands what a joke is…..
I get if you don’t find it funny, but to be completely oblivious that’s it’s a joke? Come on gang.
Imagine making ‘I can’t buy my own groceries’ your entire personality for 17 years.
Marriage demands sacrifices.
BuT wE DonT NeEd To SpEnD ThaT MuCh On PeanUtButTeR
But then the purchase lasts twice as long and you spend the same amount.
Try going grocery shopping for once
Happy wife, happy life, right guys? Right?!
*stares in to mirror and contemplates the life I’ve chosen every Monday before my 12 hour shift*
maybe another meaning to it?
You can tell who is married and who is not.
Getting a second jar of peanut butter is practically like having an emotional affair. She definitely won’t allow that.
Man’s out here acting like a second jar of peanut butter costs a second mortgage. You’re not a martyr, Dave, you’re just inefficient.
I cook for my mom and she’s a picky eater. I miss mushrooms and black olives
Some people do not exercise enough free will
Hey, saving money! (But actually, not even once they thought of buying two?)
I have been married for 23 years and for all 23 years we have not only purchased two different types of peanut butter, but also two different brands…. I like Skippy and she will only consume that subpar trash known as Jif… and yes I will fight you on this!
He’s been holding onto this specific grudge since 2009. A second jar of peanut butter would completely destroy his entire personality
Mom said it was *my* turn to post this….
**MOOOOOOOOM!!!!**
This is an exclusively boomer type mind set, when I was younger my grand parents would get mad I drank all the milk so I would buy my own and then they got mad we had 2 milks in the house lmao
this is literally me in relationships 😭 i once dated someone who hated spicy food so i just… stopped eating it around them?? like girl stand up why are you living a bland life for love lol
I just summoned up the courage to get the peanut butter I like. You’d think I cheated on her when she opened the cupboard and saw mine sitting next to hers
Jesus Christ why are yall so negative lmao, this is adorable. Most of yall aren’t married on a healthy relationship and it shows
Me nd my wife disagree, so we swap which peanut butter we get every time we need a new one.
She swindled the system by wanting to try the extra roasted smooth this time after last time which was smooth. Ill never see an extra chunky I bet.
This is the kind of problem that could’ve been solved with a second jar and yet here we are.
I did this once and the cashier asked what kind of monster was I. I just responded that I live in a house divided.
Now apply that to your hobbies and the people you love, when you’re supposed to be the wife who depends on her husband’s salary…
I have a feeling his statement is just the tip of the iceberg.
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
I cook for my family and when my wife or child don’t want a particular something in the meal I simply make smaller portions so we can each have our own version. Or I will buy two/three flavors/styles of something and we each have our own. Why is this a struggle for people to understand?
I love Costco hot dogs, but my wife hates them. We buy two separate packs of hot dogs, and she doesn’t eat the Costco ones.
It’s a revolutionary concept.
Unless the peanut butter is anal, that’s a different story.
yes. Peanut Butter isn’t that expensive. Peanut Butter doesn’t go bad super quickly either. This is a non-issue.
I love spicy foods.
My wife thing regular green bell peppers are spicy.
I’m the cook of the family, so I’m very careful with the floods and ingredients that use to make meals with.
I also have a collection of about 7 different hot sauces that I add on to just about every meal I eat.
Imagine that…. Compromise between 2 people that spend their lives together.
As a crunchy PB guy, I will say that it’s probably easier for crunchy people to eat smooth than the other way around.
No wonder so many boomers openly hate their partners. And often children.
My wife prefers smooth peanut butter. We buy two different kinds, it’s wild.
The feminist boomer mindset is so cartoonishly gay
Jst cuz he likes crunchy doesnt mean he hates smooth 😭😭
He’s not choosing to live in suffering. Suffering would stem from him choosing Crunchy peanut butter and have his wife nagging him about it. Same story if he chose both smooth and crunchy peanut butter. He chose mental peace over gastric satisfaction.
The reply is from a person who is single
There’s a reason women are the better half
Or you can get a second wife who likes it crunchy and salty.
Could be worse. I spent my entire childhood (mostly) unable to eat crunchy because I wasn’t allowed to have the crunchy peanut butter I actually liked until the smooth was gone, and smooth would get bought in bulk the instant I came close to being able to taste it. 30 years later my mother “discovers” that nobody in the house liked smooth.
Fufk this because someone showed he posts this every year on the same day. I hate twitter engagement and social media in general