Solving the debt crisis, one dollar at a time.

    by jftirone

    39 Comments

    1. VivianOfTheOblivion on

      Oh no. Give him the Bin Laden treatment and drop his ass in the middle of the ocean.

    2. Euphoric_Ad9593 on

      You need a better biz plan man. Might I offer my assistance kind internet stranger. Ahem.

      $5 flip the bird.
      $10 quick mooning.
      $50 snot rocket.
      $100 piss.
      $1000 drop a steamer.
      $? Puke (haven’t figured that one out yet).

      Add ons:

      Souvenir video for any of above $100.
      Souvenir Tshirts $50 (I _____ on Tronald Dump’s grave and all I got was this lousy Shirt).
      $1000 Official Franklin Mint Certificate of Pedo grave defilement, signed/dated/notarized (sure to be a generational family heirloom).

      What better way to “honor” the world’s greatest business/con man than with a posthumous grifting scheme. 🫡

      https://preview.redd.it/dsp3xnb9teqg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3178806269147315297c74e2350a5154b2c07f

    3. Please, you’re undercharging. We could have the national debt paid off in no time at $10 a piss

    4. SH4DOWSTR1KE_ on

      I was going to say if you change it to five bucks, you will solve all the debt, create an overflow that could sustain infrastructure, education and Universal Health Care with plenty left over

    5. hamsterfolly on

      I would gladly pay top dollar for this, sir!

      Also, I’d open a drink stand nearby

    6. brewingbad18 on

      How much for a post Chipotle, Taco Bell and case of beer, toilet destroying bowel movement?

    7. Intelligent_Slip_849 on

      Dang it, I almost got excited.

      I fully expect to learn about it from reddit, though.

    8. gwydion_black on

      They are going to need a sump pump running 24/7 to keep the area from flooding.

      Here’s $20 up front from me.

    9. The_Shredz24 on

      I’d spend my life savings pissing on that fucking thing. Probably drop a couple deuces while I’m at it too.

    10. You could charge a hundred bucks a head and the line would still be miles long. It would be the most piss stained plot of land on the planet

    11. I will never do it. I told myself when I retired I would never again stand in a long line.

    12. PhishPhan1983 on

      I hope his eventual headstone has a urinal mounted on it for public use. Maybe a crapper on the back.

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