Fantasy football league punishment pizza so spicy it comes with gloves and goggles

    by Bando420_Loud

    33 Comments

    1. Bando420_Loud on

      It has on it Carolina Reaper sauce, spicy mozzarella with ghost pepper flakes, habanero slices, jalapeños, and fire dusted pepperoni.

    2. You’d think the gloves and goggles are there to intimidate you, but they’re not.

      Source: I wear gloves when planting ghost pepper seeds.

    3. ihopeyougethitbyacar on

      Brothers and Sisters of this congregation, let us pray for this man and the absolute HELL he is about to unleash upon his butthole.

    4. FiveDozenWhales on

      “Fantasy Punishment Pizza”

      man these BDSM fetishes are getting out of hand

    5. “The pizza includes Carolina Reaper sauce, spicy mozzarella with ghost pepper flakes, pepperoni, habanero slices, jalapeños, and cayenne pepper.”

      Habaneros are spicy enough to challenge many casual spice fans. Carolina Reaper sauce and Ghost Pepper flakes could really mess up your day.

    6. I’d cook that outside if you don’t want to risk turning your whole house into a hazmat zone. I once had to evacuate the house because I made blackened salmon with too much cayenne and gassed us out.

    7. dj_spanmaster on

      My fantasy is for Red Baron to make delicious pies that are not punishment to eat.

      Plot twist! This pie might fit that personal desire.

    8. jodrellbank_pants on

      Place near us did a 1000000 scovill pizza you had to sign a waver before taking ownership.
      One slice was enough.

    9. SittingDucksmyhandle on

      Just don’t eat it, its just some stupid pretend sportsball shit, like what? Why? You’re going to put yourself in physical pain and potentially ruin your next two days and give yourself hemorrhoids because of some stupid bet type shit? If you’re dumb enough to do this when no one is actually forcing you to, you deserve every ounce of pain you receive and I hope you remember how stupid you were for eating it for no real reason.

    10. Real surprised that something like this would come from Red Baron and not just a small indie niche brand.

    11. NIceTryTaxMan on

      Forreal block off some time until tomorrow afternoon-ish. Once you get over the spice in your lips/face, you’ll be able to uncomfortably tell where those peppers are in your digestive tract pretty accurately

    12. Aw dude you have no idea what you’re in for. Even the spice enthusiats struggle with this one. Its a challenge to even eat a bite

    13. The punishment isn’t what it does to your mouth. It’s what it does to your b hole.

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