George, what the hell are you talking about

    by TheOnvoy

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    1. Im just reminded of that one American Dad episode where GB gets a phone call from god asking him to tone talking about their relationship down a bit, and then God gets a call from Dick Cheney and needs to answer it right away.

    2. szopatoszamuraj on

      Yeah, americans, especially the evangelicals are very weird and rabid about their form of christianity. Case in point, the rapture being an America only thing.

    3. DieMensch-Maschine on

      Was Shrub speaking in tongues when he passed on this bit of intelligence?

    4. For the curious: In Christianity these figures are described explicitly in the revelations of the prophet Ezekiel.

      No this is not just something GWB made up, nor is this some weird Protestant Christian thing. If anything, this shows how little the Roman Catholic French PM knew about his own faith.

      Now to be fair, Protestants are more well known for their obsession with the Bible itself while Roman Catholics also keep in mind things they refer to as “Church Traditions” while the Bible is just one important piece of a wider puzzle. Gog and Magog would be things that even a Catholic Priest would be confused about and likely need to refresh on lol.

      (Source: My friend, who is an ordained Roman Catholic Priest)

      EDIT: I don’t normally notice such things, but I am actively engaged in discussions here so I am seeing my comment being downvoted to hell. My question is – Why? What is so egregious that it justifies mass downvoting?

    5. microtherion on

      Good luck finding a French Protestant willing to talk to the government. That has not gone well for them, historically.

    6. aardvarkgecko on

      It’s wild how GWB’s image has been rehabilitated so thoroughly that he is now seen as some benevolent harmless old man, rather than as someone who destroyed literally millions of lives based on flimsy pretenses.

    7. I love it that Chirac had someone called his heretic translator to find out WTF Bush was talking about.

    8. InsideHousing4965 on

      The crusades never stopped, they just had a makeover to appeal to the new generations.

    9. Gog is pretty cool. Let’s you play old PC games on a modern computer.

      (I’m being facetious, not ignorant)

    10. american christian evangelicanists are really giving a bad name for all christians all around the world

    11. This story seems kind of dubious due to how similar it is to the rumor with Regan believing the same thing but with the USSR. I also can’t find this story outside of the guardian article and it is post-bush (2009) so it might have been during the best time to make fun of him basically

    12. Yep. William Branham and the NAR should be getting the slander they deserve over promoting this type of theology (End-Times/Doomsday) and “Manifest Sons of God.”

    13. The French Protestants, not being crazy evangelicals, probably answered something like “we don’t know either, these guys are whack”…

    14. ThrowAwayAccount4902 on

      Fun fact, in Skull and Bones, the secret society Bush was part of, his nickname was Gog and his dad’s was Magog.

    15. Various-Passenger398 on

      Bush, for all his many faults, was also kind of a run-of-the-mill neocon. The source for this sounds sus.

    16. reverendsteveii on

      “the president says he talks to god every day. if he said he talked to god through a hair dryer every day we’d all agree he was crazy. i don’t think the hair dryer is what makes this crazy.”

      –dennis miller, I think? one of those shitty white guy rant comics from that era

    17. AndreasDasos on

      It seems Chirac did have reason to believe that Bush (or his administration) was focused on apocalyptic prophecy and thought Gog and Magog were in play, and he did check with Protestant experts, but we don’t have any actual transcript of such a call and that wording *really* doesn’t sound like Dubya.

    18. I think someone told Trump this and that’s his reason for attacking Iran. He’s going to be the hero of the far right when the rapture happens and get good with Jesus

    19. KimJongUnusual on

      Isn’t this also fake news, and the guy who was there said this didn’t happen?

    20. Eastern-Goal-4427 on

      The most amazing thing is this reference would be readily understood by most Muslims (whom Bush considered an alien and enemy civilisation), as Gog and Magog figure pretty significantly in their eschatology.

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