Finally, a job where my experience is actually relevant
KerbalEnginner on
Find employment in the field you love and you never work a day in your life as they say?
Dolphin_Spotter on
It won’t be long
maryleveling on
“must have 5+ years of experience in facilitating rapid executive turnover and aggressive corporate restructuring”
mabus42 on
Seriously though, that’s an actual job title. Describes the operator of a guillotine paper cutting machine. I’ve operated one professionally in the distant past myself.
MasemJ on
HR position I see.
SharpenVest on
Drop the axe
LilaVibes on
Definitely head and shoulders above the other candidates
t0tes_malotes on
Might need to fall back on your NDA if they ask you about the job
Falsified_identity on
I used to work at a rock quarry, my title was guillotine operator. Didn’t get many nobles on my table though
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Finally, a job where my experience is actually relevant
Find employment in the field you love and you never work a day in your life as they say?
It won’t be long
“must have 5+ years of experience in facilitating rapid executive turnover and aggressive corporate restructuring”
Seriously though, that’s an actual job title. Describes the operator of a guillotine paper cutting machine. I’ve operated one professionally in the distant past myself.
HR position I see.
Drop the axe
Definitely head and shoulders above the other candidates
Might need to fall back on your NDA if they ask you about the job
I used to work at a rock quarry, my title was guillotine operator. Didn’t get many nobles on my table though
In my lab, we have a [guillotine](https://wpiinc.com/products/var-2645-rodent-guillotine?srsltid=AfmBOoosfTo0RQ40b8XIhyMtvh_7N61e7QGh47kgnQYlsf2bMKQ6IcrR) designed for euthanasia of rodents. And it’s quite expensive.
What were you applying for, prison officer?
That position is likely a cut above the rest
Guillotine operator here 🙋♀️
Hey ho the king is dead
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Textbox: Q
Assumed: Queen of Hearts
When can you start?
Sacrebleu!
Better hope your not the fall guy when heads are rolling.
Absolutely add that one. You’ll get a call back just out of curiosity.
They don’t call it the chopping block for no reason
Well… that’s one way to say you’ve handled high-pressure situations 💀
Four years of college plus residency.
Where’s the funny bit?