ACME Trucking Co. really stepped up their realism game.
Pretend-Newspaper-86 on
buy toilett paper, pasta and sun flower oil.
I WILL BE RICH
Particular-Nail2439 on
roll up a doobie and enjoy the view, cant be asked.
emmylullawisp on
that moment when even nuclear winter ain’t enough to skip a shift 😂
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Haywire_Shadow on
I’m getting as close as possible to an industry and population centre, so I can die quickly, instead of slowly and painfully.
SomeUgliRobot on
Are we genuinely censoring “war” now
Grouchy-Bank-9988 on
Fallout storytelling skeleton. Teddy bear is gonna be near me with a kitchen knife.
ArduennSchwartzman on
Snort a line of caesium-137 and call it a day.
Unused_Content19 on
Forget the questions, WHO THE FUCK CENSORS “WAR”?!
MammothPenguin69 on
Bosses be like:
“It’s just a little fallout. I need you to open. We’re short-staffed today.”
RahulBalajiTS on
Blast on the fav playlist that ive always skipped for another day
Flesh_AndFlora on
War… War never changes. But my shift starts at 9.
JOliverScott on
Back when I was in tech I was tasked with developing a continuity of operations manual to cover as many conceivable scenarios that would affect a medium sized internet-based software company. Some of them simply boiled down to the advice of following the directives of law enforcement or local Civic leaders, because in quite a majority of the potential scenarios I did not expect any of the subscribers to actually be using our product anyways, instead choosing to employ their time trying to survive a virtual apocalypse. On the plus side, my pandemic response guidance proved to be pretty much on point – initiate work from home protocols and social distancing.
Warpedlogic31 on
I’ll start collecting bottle caps
Ok-Ear9289 on
Couple 8-balls and the finest tequila.
Lack668 on
I take inspiration from the 2000 year old remains of Pompeii’s ‘Masturbating man’. When confronted with certain doom… rub one out!
No_Question_8083 on
Die ig
Blue_Pawlonia on
I live in Australia, sucked in rest of the world, I am stocking up on popcorn.
atrib on
If your employer is the military, damn right you are working.
nick_corob on
That’s good, you can file a case to avoid being drafted
Telnet_to_the_Mind on
I may at least get an extra 15 mins break
Ok-Philosopher1724 on
Maths teacher would still have a class
AcertainReality on
Duck and cover
Jonnyflash80 on
Downvoted for self-censorship of the word war.
IreneWinslow on
World is ending today and somehow my boss is still like, see you at 9..
90gradi on
I am so tired of this joke.. I saw it 20 times in the last 4 days.
footfoe on
Thats really what most people will be doing.
It wont be the apocalypse people like to imagine. Life will go on.
play_minecraft_wot on
*Wakes up* Oh, ok. *Goes back to sleep*
ficis on
Moving to South America. No one cares about South America during world wars
SlowmoSauce on
We’re censoring war now. Covid absolutely ruined these kids.
detailed_1 on
Would we really get world war 3 before GTA 6?
Head-Contribution393 on
It actually happened in Japan. Guy went to work in Nagasaki after Hiroshima bombing, but the boss was mad that he was late. The boss didn’t believe his stories until second one exploded. The guy survived the second one, though.
happymellii on
All hands on deck!!
MuscleCrow on
The idea of dying in a nuclear blast doesn’t really appeal to me. So I’d probably hide in the basement, stay inside for as long as possible, hope for the best and then struggle in the post-nuclear hellscape until death. Not the most popular answer I know, but it’s mine.
Fit_Yoghurt_3142 on
“It’s all over , but the cry”
colojason on
I work in tech. Every year I have to do disaster planning like if the eastern seaboard is gone I’m really going to dial into work and make sure our customers still work.
TectonicTechnomancer on
Chances of dying pointlessly increase dramatically, besides that, nothing else, gotta catch the bus as usual, I guess a little more insulation to stop the rads.
Narrow-Fortune-7905 on
hehe
Narrow-Fortune-7905 on
hehe
Aspiegamer8745 on
Pretty sure my plan is to hope I am not in a potential blast radius.
Slumunistmanifisto on
Im now carrying a foam pool noodle in preparation.
My blast shadow is going to have a massive dong…..
Blenderhead36 on
The last couple times I got a cold, it took me four months to stop coughing. So I’m gonna go with, “dying.”
keithstonee on
100% if its not your city you better be coming to work
Original-Ad3579 on
Why is every meme suddenly about war now?! I really got spawned into the wrong timeline
mangosawce9k on
Yep, just go to work, school, restaurants, shopping. (This is fine…) That was the big wig goal, playing chess with our lives.
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ACME Trucking Co. really stepped up their realism game.
buy toilett paper, pasta and sun flower oil.
I WILL BE RICH
roll up a doobie and enjoy the view, cant be asked.
that moment when even nuclear winter ain’t enough to skip a shift 😂
[removed]
I’m getting as close as possible to an industry and population centre, so I can die quickly, instead of slowly and painfully.
Are we genuinely censoring “war” now
Fallout storytelling skeleton. Teddy bear is gonna be near me with a kitchen knife.
Snort a line of caesium-137 and call it a day.
Forget the questions, WHO THE FUCK CENSORS “WAR”?!
Bosses be like:
“It’s just a little fallout. I need you to open. We’re short-staffed today.”
Blast on the fav playlist that ive always skipped for another day
War… War never changes. But my shift starts at 9.
Back when I was in tech I was tasked with developing a continuity of operations manual to cover as many conceivable scenarios that would affect a medium sized internet-based software company. Some of them simply boiled down to the advice of following the directives of law enforcement or local Civic leaders, because in quite a majority of the potential scenarios I did not expect any of the subscribers to actually be using our product anyways, instead choosing to employ their time trying to survive a virtual apocalypse. On the plus side, my pandemic response guidance proved to be pretty much on point – initiate work from home protocols and social distancing.
I’ll start collecting bottle caps
Couple 8-balls and the finest tequila.
I take inspiration from the 2000 year old remains of Pompeii’s ‘Masturbating man’. When confronted with certain doom… rub one out!
Die ig
I live in Australia, sucked in rest of the world, I am stocking up on popcorn.
If your employer is the military, damn right you are working.
That’s good, you can file a case to avoid being drafted
I may at least get an extra 15 mins break
Maths teacher would still have a class
Duck and cover
Downvoted for self-censorship of the word war.
World is ending today and somehow my boss is still like, see you at 9..
I am so tired of this joke.. I saw it 20 times in the last 4 days.
Thats really what most people will be doing.
It wont be the apocalypse people like to imagine. Life will go on.
*Wakes up* Oh, ok. *Goes back to sleep*
Moving to South America. No one cares about South America during world wars
We’re censoring war now. Covid absolutely ruined these kids.
Would we really get world war 3 before GTA 6?
It actually happened in Japan. Guy went to work in Nagasaki after Hiroshima bombing, but the boss was mad that he was late. The boss didn’t believe his stories until second one exploded. The guy survived the second one, though.
All hands on deck!!
The idea of dying in a nuclear blast doesn’t really appeal to me. So I’d probably hide in the basement, stay inside for as long as possible, hope for the best and then struggle in the post-nuclear hellscape until death. Not the most popular answer I know, but it’s mine.
“It’s all over , but the cry”
I work in tech. Every year I have to do disaster planning like if the eastern seaboard is gone I’m really going to dial into work and make sure our customers still work.
Chances of dying pointlessly increase dramatically, besides that, nothing else, gotta catch the bus as usual, I guess a little more insulation to stop the rads.
hehe
hehe
Pretty sure my plan is to hope I am not in a potential blast radius.
Im now carrying a foam pool noodle in preparation.
My blast shadow is going to have a massive dong…..
The last couple times I got a cold, it took me four months to stop coughing. So I’m gonna go with, “dying.”
100% if its not your city you better be coming to work
Why is every meme suddenly about war now?! I really got spawned into the wrong timeline
Yep, just go to work, school, restaurants, shopping. (This is fine…) That was the big wig goal, playing chess with our lives.