Dustmopper on March 20, 2026 3:23 pm There’s a representative from the bank waiting to discuss terms on a gallon of unleaded over a 30 year fixed loan
Hotchi_Motchi on March 20, 2026 3:24 pm “How much do I owe you?” “How much you got?” -“National Lampoon’s Vacation,” 1983
Relevant_Bowl_3664 on March 20, 2026 3:26 pm The loan officer is in the Courtesy Tent next to the dumpster.
Kraqrjack on March 20, 2026 3:29 pm They are trying to figure out how to add another digit to the price.
BBQ_IS_LIFE on March 20, 2026 3:33 pm Its advertised at 9/10 of a cent! Must follow through with the sign!
Davidsda on March 20, 2026 3:34 pm “Gas prices are a mystery, would you like to order a burger with mozzarella sticks on it?” -Sheetz
Tristan2353 on March 20, 2026 3:39 pm I want to open a dispensary next to a Sheetz and call it Giggles.
MisterPatrickJ on March 20, 2026 3:39 pm Telling by the sign without any marked prices, it looks like gas is free for now at this station lol!
Remarkable-Ad2285 on March 20, 2026 3:40 pm “Empty out your pockets and we’ll tell you how much you get”
Razaelbub on March 20, 2026 3:41 pm Dynamic pricing. Based on your car and how many parking tags you have.
14_In_Duck on March 20, 2026 3:42 pm I give best price for you my friend. Very best low price. Very cheap.
Monty967 on March 20, 2026 3:43 pm All jokes aside. I fucking love Sheetz. Best rest stop I’ve had the pleasure of stopping at the food is so good
inkseep1 on March 20, 2026 3:45 pm Gas as been historically higher. And you can’t go by the raw numbers either because of inflation and better gas mileage. It still isn’t that bad.
Kind-Feeling2490 on March 20, 2026 3:45 pm “I guess if there’s no price the gas must be free!” – every original customer ever.
mcfiddlestien on March 20, 2026 3:47 pm IDK to me it says 9 tenths of a cent per gallon. I dare you to find a better price than that
smurfsundermybed on March 20, 2026 3:47 pm It’s like when an art gallery just has “inquire for price” on one piece. Just a subtle way of saying “if you have to ask…”
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If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
There’s a representative from the bank waiting to discuss terms on a gallon of unleaded over a 30 year fixed loan
“How much do I owe you?”
“How much you got?”
-“National Lampoon’s Vacation,” 1983
When the menu says ‘Market price’
The loan officer is in the Courtesy Tent next to the dumpster.
how much for the giggles?
Ah, Sheetz. Here we go again.
300 buys you a sandwich. We got ham or cheese.
“If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.”
“Request a quote”
Sheeeeeeeeeeetz
They are trying to figure out how to add another digit to the price.
Let’s negotiate
Gas at “market price” now
You say the name when you see the price.
Its advertised at 9/10 of a cent! Must follow through with the sign!
“Gas prices are a mystery, would you like to order a burger with mozzarella sticks on it?” -Sheetz
“Call for price”
“Call for Pricing”
Now offering affordable payment plans!
They need to order more 4s and 5s
I want to open a dispensary next to a Sheetz and call it Giggles.
“Market Price” Just like lobster
Telling by the sign without any marked prices, it looks like gas is free for now at this station lol!
“Empty out your pockets and we’ll tell you how much you get”
“make offer”
Dynamic pricing. Based on your car and how many parking tags you have.
“Pump first,choose which organ second”
Selling gas like its crab: “Market Price”
*MARKET PRICE
I give best price for you my friend. Very best low price. Very cheap.
Price in cart
All jokes aside. I fucking love Sheetz. Best rest stop I’ve had the pleasure of stopping at the food is so good
Gas as been historically higher. And you can’t go by the raw numbers either because of inflation and better gas mileage. It still isn’t that bad.
“I guess if there’s no price the gas must be free!” – every original customer ever.
Gas is now “PM for price”
“One hundred dollars a gallon?”
IDK to me it says 9 tenths of a cent per gallon. I dare you to find a better price than that
It’s like when an art gallery just has “inquire for price” on one piece.
Just a subtle way of saying “if you have to ask…”
Fuel and sheet.