ElectroSaturator on March 20, 2026 2:41 pm God asked Chuck Norris if he thought he was allowed in Heaven. Chuck Norris told God “yes you are.”
geigeryeiger on March 20, 2026 2:44 pm Honestly surprised he lived this long, I haven’t even thought about Norris in forever.
FlounderKind8267 on March 20, 2026 2:45 pm Eh, 10 years ago it would have been more sad. But the dude fell off the deep end of crazy these past few years
Ginger-gem850 on March 20, 2026 2:50 pm Never saw a single one of his shit movies or shows; dude was a evangelical clown and MAGA cocksuck. He can rest in piss.
MTFotaku on March 20, 2026 2:54 pm Oh wow… anyways… liked the jokes as a kid, hated the people more and more as I figured out who he was and his stances
BishopofHippo93 on March 20, 2026 2:57 pm Oh, did he actually die? I heard he was hospitalized. Good riddance, the guy was a MAGA loser.
Battle_Axe_Jax on March 20, 2026 2:58 pm Dude was creationist magat dipshit whose greatest legacy is a meme that was barely funny 30 years ago. Good riddance
GoodPear8481 on March 20, 2026 2:58 pm Death did not come for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris came for death.
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Nah fuck him.
Worst way to kickoff Friday. RIP Chuck Norris.
Literally always find out from SpongeBob twitter
Who is Chuck Norris?
God asked Chuck Norris if he thought he was allowed in Heaven. Chuck Norris told God “yes you are.”
Chuck “1000 years of darkness” Norris
Rest in piss
Wasn’t Chuck MAGA anyway? The memes were funny but fuck him
I don’t mourn MAGA, as a rule.
I swear he died in 2020…
What a baby
Honestly surprised he lived this long, I haven’t even thought about Norris in forever.
Eh, 10 years ago it would have been more sad. But the dude fell off the deep end of crazy these past few years
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Worlds better with one less MAGAt
Tbh i thought he went years ago.
Well crap, a sucky way to start off a Friday!
Is this really how I find out he died?
Never saw a single one of his shit movies or shows; dude was a evangelical clown and MAGA cocksuck. He can rest in piss.
This is how i find out
Oh wow… anyways… liked the jokes as a kid, hated the people more and more as I figured out who he was and his stances
Is this really how I found out? Seriously.
Oh, did he actually die? I heard he was hospitalized. Good riddance, the guy was a MAGA loser.
Rest in piss
We lost a racist today folks
Dude was creationist magat dipshit whose greatest legacy is a meme that was barely funny 30 years ago. Good riddance
Death did not come for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris came for death.