if my boss starts doing smell tests I’m quitting on the spot
ageofaquarius26 on
Pepper spray
Potatopotayto on
They under estimate how easy it is to smell like shit, even on a good day..
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knatascheek on
Fart spray propaganda
EQ2_Tay on
Time to buy some Putrificants!
Simple-Conference742 on
Imagine the Manager that’s always spot on with her detection skills. She should get a “Best Sniffer” award or something. Either way a promotion is order.
styckx on
This is an easy lawsuit
Lush_Que on
Time to invest in a bottle of Liquid Ass fart spray
jaguaraugaj on
Smell my number two, boss
FranciscoGarcia69 on
If I ever found myself chief jobby sniffer I’d fucking quit on the spot.
chicagomatty on
The Real Ones^TM are gonna forget to flush, just to help out their fellow man
Thetomwhite on
It really cant be worth it being a manager there.
lonleyauthor64 on
Is this a fetish thing?
roginc on
“But my shit don’t stink.”
CptnWolfe on
You’d need two things: Surströmming and a way to plug your nose
jkr95er on
No kinkshaming i guess
Scootch360 on
But boss my shit don’t stink
mug_O_bun on
Just bring liquid ass. If they want to do a smell test, make em gag.
Fancy_Proff on
Manager gonna smell is crazzy , he the poop warden
Famous-Example-8332 on
Time to buy some fart spray
brecka on
I would love to work at a place where management was stupid enough to put up a sign that openly confesses illegal practices like this.
cat__weasel on
Business owners idea obviously. I think I feel more sorry for the manager.
Literally caught between shit and a hard place.
How was work honey?
ProbablyPuck on
These companies deserve to be doxxed (not the employees). A business is not a person. It is legal entity. Name, shame, and expect nothing less than immediate correction and remediation.
I-choose-treason on
So just make sure to take big long nasty smelly shits and wait for the manager to come in and sniff. Ask what they think about your latest dump
Scaredandalone22 on
Jokes on them. I always smell like shit.
Elegantwolf89 on
What the actual fuck
Aritstol on
I am the boss. If my company tried to get me to smell test the bathroom, I am out.
SnooSuggestions8854 on
Fart spray to the rescue
HeftyLeftyPig on
I Remember when these posts were really popular in 2018
unbakedpizza on
Buy fart spray and have immunity
furezasan on
what job is so important, that a loss of 10 mins of productivity for being in the toilet would be so disastrous to humanity?
Jewellious on
Why is that guy wearing pajamas to work?
My_Name_is_Imaginary on
If my boss starts doing smell tests, their office is abou tto smell shitty
Orc_tids on
might be an ADA violation
Stevenstorm505 on
That sign is already a violation. Report him and ruin his life as much as possible. I worked at a theatre and the manager got fired for this to avoid a lawsuit.
left_outside on
Shit in a bag at home, bring it to work, smear it everywhere for manager to smell. Checkmate.
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if my boss starts doing smell tests I’m quitting on the spot
Pepper spray
They under estimate how easy it is to smell like shit, even on a good day..
.
Fart spray propaganda
Time to buy some Putrificants!
Imagine the Manager that’s always spot on with her detection skills. She should get a “Best Sniffer” award or something. Either way a promotion is order.
This is an easy lawsuit
Time to invest in a bottle of Liquid Ass fart spray
Smell my number two, boss
If I ever found myself chief jobby sniffer I’d fucking quit on the spot.
The Real Ones^TM are gonna forget to flush, just to help out their fellow man
It really cant be worth it being a manager there.
Is this a fetish thing?
“But my shit don’t stink.”
You’d need two things: Surströmming and a way to plug your nose
No kinkshaming i guess
But boss my shit don’t stink
Just bring liquid ass. If they want to do a smell test, make em gag.
Manager gonna smell is crazzy , he the poop warden
Time to buy some fart spray
I would love to work at a place where management was stupid enough to put up a sign that openly confesses illegal practices like this.
Business owners idea obviously. I think I feel more sorry for the manager.
Literally caught between shit and a hard place.
How was work honey?
These companies deserve to be doxxed (not the employees). A business is not a person. It is legal entity. Name, shame, and expect nothing less than immediate correction and remediation.
So just make sure to take big long nasty smelly shits and wait for the manager to come in and sniff. Ask what they think about your latest dump
Jokes on them. I always smell like shit.
What the actual fuck
I am the boss. If my company tried to get me to smell test the bathroom, I am out.
Fart spray to the rescue
I Remember when these posts were really popular in 2018
Buy fart spray and have immunity
what job is so important, that a loss of 10 mins of productivity for being in the toilet would be so disastrous to humanity?
Why is that guy wearing pajamas to work?
If my boss starts doing smell tests, their office is abou tto smell shitty
might be an ADA violation
That sign is already a violation. Report him and ruin his life as much as possible. I worked at a theatre and the manager got fired for this to avoid a lawsuit.
Shit in a bag at home, bring it to work, smear it everywhere for manager to smell. Checkmate.