At least we’ve finally gotten rid of the scourge of DEI and pulled the oppressive boot of the state off the neck of mediocre, semi-literate white dudes with anger issues everywhere…
At least we’ve finally gotten rid of the scourge of DEI and pulled the oppressive boot of the state off the neck of mediocre, semi-literate white dudes with anger issues everywhere…
The funny bit, of course, is that they’re going to be presenting in front of people who *have* law degrees, and if you think they’re going to be nice to people who aren’t good at doing the legal thing, then you don’t know many lawyers.
ILikeItAlot42 on
“Are you fresh outta Law School? Never tried a case like Aileen Cannon? Fiercely loyal to Trump?”
Sign right here.
t_11 on
Well you can’t be against ridiculous entry level job requirements and this at the same time.
lamarputin on
Kim K running to the DOJ for a job right now.
GunnieGraves on
And the reason they so desperately need lawyers is they are defending more lawsuits than they can staff. I guess doing a bunch of illegal shit and getting sued for it requires lawyers to defend. Who knew?!
Used_Intention6479 on
Instead of DEI hires, we now get DUI hires.
DoTheMario on
Honestly, the funniest thing to do would for every lawyer out there to apply and feign being at least Trump neutral. Sabotage the DOJ from within as an employee.
belljs87 on
Oh cool, suspend work requirements for federal prosecutor jobs, but add them/make them more stringent to receive help to feed your fuckin children.
Bogey_Yogi on
Good. Now get rid of age limits and put those elementary school kids to work. Those bastards have been getting free rides for too long.
SwvellyBents on
It’s very equitable and inclusive to welcome totally incompetent, unqualified and inept lawyers into their ranks.
I wonder if they see the irony.
demalo on
Everyone thinking this is due to incompetence. More likely it’s to reach this:
> *”DOJ suspends minimum work experience requirements for hiring attorneys”*
Someone help me out here – what’s the pejorative version of DEI their cesspool *loves* using; usually when they see a qualified but non middle-aged white dude doing practically… anything?
If these clowns could understand irony they’d be very upset – especially after spending eight years screeching about the *perceived* version of this.
greatthebob38 on
They’re gonna hire the janitor to prosecute criminals. He’s used to clearing the trash.
AvatarIII on
So they got rid of DEI hours because of the perception that they were hired for DEI reasons and not qualifications, so now they need to reduce qualification requirements to replenish their workforce?
nomoredamnusernames on
Think about how utterly inept literally every lawyer who has ever represented Donald Trump has been.
Now consider not only lowering the bar from there, but removing it altogether….
JRG64May on
The only requirement is complete and total loyalty to the orange king
ronerychiver on
Habba-tage
UdyneOw on
Who needs competent attorneys when you don’t have due process, and if you do go to court, ignore the rulings.
ElDuderAbides on
They’re about to get torched in courts left and right
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Do people even need a law degree at this point?
The funny bit, of course, is that they’re going to be presenting in front of people who *have* law degrees, and if you think they’re going to be nice to people who aren’t good at doing the legal thing, then you don’t know many lawyers.
“Are you fresh outta Law School? Never tried a case like Aileen Cannon? Fiercely loyal to Trump?”
Sign right here.
Well you can’t be against ridiculous entry level job requirements and this at the same time.
Kim K running to the DOJ for a job right now.
And the reason they so desperately need lawyers is they are defending more lawsuits than they can staff. I guess doing a bunch of illegal shit and getting sued for it requires lawyers to defend. Who knew?!
Instead of DEI hires, we now get DUI hires.
Honestly, the funniest thing to do would for every lawyer out there to apply and feign being at least Trump neutral. Sabotage the DOJ from within as an employee.
Oh cool, suspend work requirements for federal prosecutor jobs, but add them/make them more stringent to receive help to feed your fuckin children.
Good. Now get rid of age limits and put those elementary school kids to work. Those bastards have been getting free rides for too long.
It’s very equitable and inclusive to welcome totally incompetent, unqualified and inept lawyers into their ranks.
I wonder if they see the irony.
Everyone thinking this is due to incompetence. More likely it’s to reach this:
https://youtu.be/fmTiE1oMxLI?si=p2jeEBWj95cI2qMj
> *”DOJ suspends minimum work experience requirements for hiring attorneys”*
Someone help me out here – what’s the pejorative version of DEI their cesspool *loves* using; usually when they see a qualified but non middle-aged white dude doing practically… anything?
If these clowns could understand irony they’d be very upset – especially after spending eight years screeching about the *perceived* version of this.
They’re gonna hire the janitor to prosecute criminals. He’s used to clearing the trash.
So they got rid of DEI hours because of the perception that they were hired for DEI reasons and not qualifications, so now they need to reduce qualification requirements to replenish their workforce?
Think about how utterly inept literally every lawyer who has ever represented Donald Trump has been.
Now consider not only lowering the bar from there, but removing it altogether….
The only requirement is complete and total loyalty to the orange king
Habba-tage
Who needs competent attorneys when you don’t have due process, and if you do go to court, ignore the rulings.
They’re about to get torched in courts left and right