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    by hakunaaaaaa

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    1. You have to put it into your mouth, and then spit it into your eye. Couldn’t be more clear.

    2. good thing its not 1 drop in rectum 3 times a day into right eye… safe way to get pink eye.

    3. Instructions unclear I’ve been spitting 3 times into my own mouth for 1 week using only my right eye.

    4. 1. Put it in your mouth
      2. Spit it in the air
      3. Catch it with your RIGHT eye

      It couldn’t be any clearer.

    5. I remember a long time ago seeing some video about an old lady who would “heal” people by licking their eyeballs. Maybe she takes the drops in the mouth and then applies it by licking your eyes?

    6. Go next to a mouth and put one drop in your right eye 3 times a day. Repeat for one week.

    7. CapitalLower4171 on

      Just as it says.

      Have a consenting adult hold the liquid in their mouth and carefully dribble out a drop into your right eye and then spit it back into the bottle.

    8. Specialist_Factor_60 on

      So someone puts the drop in their mouth and then spits it into your eye?😂😂😂

    9. SidewinderBudd on

      Every night before food once daily to be taken four times a day three times a day every three times daily take one take two take three one or two.

    10. I will say that sometimes I prescribe antibiotic eye drops or ear drops for people to use under their fingernails (for paronychia). Usually I tell them it’s gonna say put it in your left eye twice a day, but just use it under your nails. The insurance won’t cover it if I use it off label.

    11. OkWorker1070 on

      Place a drop in your mouth, then tilt your head upside down on the right side to let it flow over your face toward your right eyes. Do this three times a day.

    12. binkleybloom on

      I’ve read this four times, and I’m still going to shave my balls just to be safe.

    13. Wait… is that a GLP-1? Mine says “take 3 drops in the belly button by mouth no more than once a week at least 6x/ month”! Simple!

    14. Informal-Bicycle-349 on

      There was a lady who came in to the supplement shop. She came in with swimmers ear looking for something natural to help with discomfort. We had some drops that may be beneficial, 3 drops a day. She came back a week later saying that it offered no help. Even after putting 3 drops in her pool per day.

    15. “Babe, I need you to spit in my eye. Don’t look at me like that, doctor’s orders!”

    16. Gotta have someone else baby bird it into your eye. Very common with eye medications.

    17. Waterlilies1919 on

      Hey OP, in case you are curious, the shorthand for by mouth is sometimes written as per os, but Left Eye can be abbreviated as OS. Right eye is abbreviated as OD which can also be once daily. So it looks like there were a little too many translations for the instructions given.

    18. Someone has to spit in your eye 3 times per day for the next 7 days.

      Seems clear to me.

    19. Why did the pharmacy not verify the instructions from the provider before dispensing?

    20. Pharmacy tech here: 10/10 chance your pharmacy typed a sig (string of letters/numbers to shortcut a line of directions) without realising lol. Hopefully you know what you’re meant to be doing from spoken directions from the doctor, or the pharmacist when being handed the meds, if in doubt; contact pharmacy or doctor

    21. Blurple_Berry on

      Easy, place three drops into mouth. Then deposit those drops from your mouth into the eye!

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