this looks like a small one, shouldn’t be a big deal
Traditional-Low7651 on
Oil up
Lustful_Touch on
Not me calculating if it’s worth becoming a headline for that cash
geaux_it_225 on
Considering that it’s just a taxidermized head holding the money, fuck yea I’ll take that risk
Ok-Cantaloupe7025 on
creating a wallet with the alligator’s skin like it’s a trophy lol
Wrong_Reaction6150 on
That’s an alligator not a crocodile also it looks like it’s just a head trophy it’s already dead as fuck. Poor wittle gator dude.
Full_Today8529 on
That croc really said ‘high risk, low IQ investment’
Long__Jump on
Bros head is the same width as a bill. Hes standing zero chance.
ImperfectllyMe on
Money and new wallet
_ghostperson on
Oh, I’m stomping the fuck out of that alligator.
Solerien on
First off that’s an Alligator. Second, I guess Alligator and I are now gonna be beat friends or maybe room mates
Ok_Package38 on
Ahh XXI century.
MightyMightyAdmin on
Wad of cash and new boots.
VortexLord on
Get the shovel.
a_shiny_heatran on
crocodillians have a very powerful downward bite force, but the muscles responsible for *opening* their mouths are incredibly weak. hold the mouth shut with one hand, stab it with the other, then you can pop the jaws open and claim your prize
VelvetOceanMist on
The crocodile better start praying because I’ve seen my bank account balance and I have nothing left to lose
Virtual-Ad9696 on
Free money comes with dinner. Sign me up
CoffeeSorcerer69 on
I’ve killed bigger with less
The_Bill_Brasky_ on
That is an alligator. I am far more confident in my ability to kill, dress, and eat one of those.
JuliaX1984 on
I still say it’s funnier if the punchline is “You would risk your life for fake money?”
Fraere_slime on
I can relate, I’m not the daring type, but the situation I’m in may make me consider ACTUALLY doing this. As long as the mouth is shut, they’re no problem.
Raid-Z3r0 on
Dude, a bellow average florida man can take that money
I’m no expert but that reptile doesn’t look that big.
guyinAmerica1 on
Free cash and a new leather wallet to go with it.
Deltan875 on
Ive learned recently that apparently i just need a shovel. That cash is all mine.
bolanrox on
this is a very very small croc also
Relevant_Wishbone on
Nothing is going to stop me- I’m going to be the head gator wrestler if everybody is walking around with a massive wad of cash clenched between their teeth.
Dude, absolutely nothing is going to stop me.
Gold_Weakness1157 on
I’m from Florida, this will be nothing.
groblin_gubers on
I was born in Florida, im taking that Gator out for a bud light for bringing me a stack like that.
Stunning-Chipmunk243 on
That money would be in my pocket and that critter would be roasting over the fire for dinner with a quickness
Tentativ0 on
It doesn’t seem a difficult fight.
HomeOrificeSupplies on
Alligator. And a small one. He fucked.
The_Phroug on
im holding the oversized reptile at gunpoint until he hands over all my money
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A croc that size? Daddy has a new pencil holder.
this looks like a small one, shouldn’t be a big deal
Oil up
Not me calculating if it’s worth becoming a headline for that cash
Considering that it’s just a taxidermized head holding the money, fuck yea I’ll take that risk
creating a wallet with the alligator’s skin like it’s a trophy lol
That’s an alligator not a crocodile also it looks like it’s just a head trophy it’s already dead as fuck. Poor wittle gator dude.
That croc really said ‘high risk, low IQ investment’
Bros head is the same width as a bill. Hes standing zero chance.
Money and new wallet
Oh, I’m stomping the fuck out of that alligator.
First off that’s an Alligator. Second, I guess Alligator and I are now gonna be beat friends or maybe room mates
Ahh XXI century.
Wad of cash and new boots.
Get the shovel.
crocodillians have a very powerful downward bite force, but the muscles responsible for *opening* their mouths are incredibly weak. hold the mouth shut with one hand, stab it with the other, then you can pop the jaws open and claim your prize
The crocodile better start praying because I’ve seen my bank account balance and I have nothing left to lose
Free money comes with dinner. Sign me up
I’ve killed bigger with less
That is an alligator. I am far more confident in my ability to kill, dress, and eat one of those.
I still say it’s funnier if the punchline is “You would risk your life for fake money?”
I can relate, I’m not the daring type, but the situation I’m in may make me consider ACTUALLY doing this. As long as the mouth is shut, they’re no problem.
Dude, a bellow average florida man can take that money
The gator got my money? Thanks pal (excanges 🥩with 💵)
That there is rent AND dinner
100%, that lizard is shoes
I’m no expert but that reptile doesn’t look that big.
Free cash and a new leather wallet to go with it.
Ive learned recently that apparently i just need a shovel. That cash is all mine.
this is a very very small croc also
Nothing is going to stop me- I’m going to be the head gator wrestler if everybody is walking around with a massive wad of cash clenched between their teeth.
Dude, absolutely nothing is going to stop me.
I’m from Florida, this will be nothing.
I was born in Florida, im taking that Gator out for a bud light for bringing me a stack like that.
That money would be in my pocket and that critter would be roasting over the fire for dinner with a quickness
It doesn’t seem a difficult fight.
Alligator. And a small one. He fucked.
im holding the oversized reptile at gunpoint until he hands over all my money