Good fucking CHRIST is Markwayne Mullin incorrigibly stupid. DURRRRRRRRRR!

    by Cyrix_FPU_FTW

    29 Comments

    1. AbandonedArchive on

      He is one of the dumbest members of congress, and he has fierce competition.

      These hearings will produce dozens of examples of him saying some of the stupidest things you can imagine and demonstrating beyond a reasonable doubt that he is not fit to serve the country in virtually any capacity.

      Then he will be approved along party lines and drag the country further down.

      Fetterman will chime in with “He seems like a genuine guy and we should give him a chance.”

    2. This guy really threw away his whole career to kiss the boot. Markwayne really is as stupid as his name suggests.

    3. I genuinely don’t think was trying to lie. I think he is so dumb he really doesn’t think it counts.

    4. No. He isn’t dumb. He’s a liar. He lied before. He’s lying now. He’ll lie after being confirmed.

    5. Kid_Named_Trey on

      He’s a plumber. There’s nothing wrong with being a plumber. It’s an honest living. Under normal circumstances you wouldn’t want a plumber running the DHS but here we are!!!

    6. Not one Trump appointee can do what the job demands. Only fealty to King Turd. These Trump picks should be banned from ANY office with ANY influence. jfc they are a disease

    7. “Have you ever worn a purple tie?”

      “No.”

      “Sir, you are wearing one right now.”

    8. I used to feel so smug when I watched Chernobyl on HBO. Like they had a disaster because the dumbest motherfkrs were running things and we weren’t like that.

      At this point, the Chernobyl politicians look like geniuses compared to the nonstop parade of absolute imbeciles in the Trump administration.

    9. FabulousCallsIAnswer on

      Why would he lie about that? Now I want to know what he’s hiding because if you lie about a non-controversial question then something else is up.

    10. For those who thought Kristi Noems was bad and I am one of em this guy is gonna make her look not so bad at all. Trump and the MAGA party embrace the dullards in America and there are plenty where he came from that’s for sure.

    11. IsThereCheese on

      I don’t understand what the point of this is anymore. So they show that they lie under oath – great, but if you’re not going to DO anything about it, then so fucking what? It’s just fucking theater.

    12. When it was first rumored that he would take over for Kristi Noem, I saw a tweet that said “We should pronounce his name Mar-Kwayne until he is driven to tears about it.” And I heartily endorse this course of action.

    13. HauntingAd3845 on

      There are some legitimately stupid people in Congress.

      In 2010 a Democratic congressman from Georgia was concerned the island of Guam may “tip over and capsize” due to increased military buildup.

      He later claimed that he was joking and speaking figuratively, which might be true.

    14. The evasive answers reveal his underlying corrupt thought process.

      ‘I must appear proper in my answers. I must not appear to be corrupt or improper.’

      So when he hears that question, he immediately jumps to what he thinks is the “between the lines” narrative question.

      He hears “… have you traveled to any foreign country [for any improper reason]?

      But he’s said and done so many improper things in his professional work that he can’t separate non-leisure from improper.

      He can’t answer a simple question honestly when the truthful answer allows for follow up questions, even when his follow up answers are perfectly acceptable. ‘If I say No, then we move on to the next topic. If I answer Yes, they will ask about my on the record travel. But they could ask about my off the record travel, and I can’t have that’ “No”.

      Was he under oath? Where is the perjury charge?

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