When getting a shot becomes a long distance activity
DivDee on
Shes the good doctor with a gun, to counteract the bad doctors with guns
ElegantProfit1442 on
American edition.
If the patient refuses to pay their medical bill, you put them down.
3xtraction on
For doctors that can and can’t cure the disease
Inexorabilis on
All the tools a doctor needs:
– Tools to examine
– Tools to maintain
– Tools to cure
– Tools to end suffering
The ducks are just a nice bonus
twistedchristian on
Dr Feelgood
flavorjunction on
The kind of doctor my kid pretends to be apparently.
garrge245 on
The Glocktor (yes, I know it’s not a Glock)
reydolith on
Space doctor.
Gotta be prepared for when the moon is haunted.
nudistclub on
Kristi Noem Veterinary Playset
Aardvark4352 on
A hospice provider…
TimeisaLie on
A Harmacist
Jernhesten on
As a foreigner, is this the starting kit for veterans health care perhaps?
imdugud777 on
Fully equipped.
waterincorporated on
Dre
PomPomBumblebee on
As a dental nurse I really kinda want this.
MaceLortay on
The kind that fills cavities with bullets.
boredScroller-1 on
Mob doctor
BuddyGecko on
Horse
TheRealQuasar on
Rick Dagless, Md
urbanek2525 on
That’s the standard equipment in Pete Hegseth’s makeup room.
wspOnca on
Cyberpunk TraumaTeam for kids
ToranjaNuclear on
HarmacistÂ
fullchub on
Some Chinese toy company conducted extensive market research and discovered that if they just throw a few plastic guns into everything they make, their US sales increase by 30%.
qtjedigrl on
The beads are *concerning*
astoldbyme on
Hey, I just had to put my gun away to clutch my pearls. How dare you?
BookoftheGuilty on
A doctor that will never run out of patients, because they always lose their patience.
or10n_sharkfin on
“I’m a healer, but…”
Freekmachina74 on
It’s a Doctor (Dentist) you damn well better pay on time.
chiller2540 on
“Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting”
abstraktionary on
It’s the Kristi Noem Home Health Care kit!
CosmicChar1ey on
I can’t find a place to purchase this ðŸ˜
13lueChicken on
The kind that got a whole warehouse of unsold plastic products in China that they’re trying to flip.
dumbinternetstuff on
I don’t know what kind exactly, but I sure hope she’s in network.Â
Fantastic_Fox4948 on
It appears that the doctor moonlights as an old west horse vet.
Jay_Stone on
I TOLD YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Acceptable_Soft8441 on
That’s the prison doctor.
No-Consequence1726 on
“you’ve run out of apples I see”
Kok-jockey on
I’m gonna say dentist—the gun is for suicide, obviously.
OpenAlternative8049 on
Proctologist
General_Muttonchops on
A real doctor. From America. With a PHD in kicking your ass.
49 Comments
American
*Somebody call an ambulance!*
*… but not for me.*
I’d say American doctor, but not with that price tag.
For giving shots, of course!
Field medic
Dr Death 🩷🔫
Not a real doctor, just a harmacist
When getting a shot becomes a long distance activity
Shes the good doctor with a gun, to counteract the bad doctors with guns
American edition.
If the patient refuses to pay their medical bill, you put them down.
For doctors that can and can’t cure the disease
All the tools a doctor needs:
– Tools to examine
– Tools to maintain
– Tools to cure
– Tools to end suffering
The ducks are just a nice bonus
Dr Feelgood
The kind of doctor my kid pretends to be apparently.
The Glocktor (yes, I know it’s not a Glock)
Space doctor.
Gotta be prepared for when the moon is haunted.
Kristi Noem Veterinary Playset
A hospice provider…
A Harmacist
As a foreigner, is this the starting kit for veterans health care perhaps?
Fully equipped.
Dre
As a dental nurse I really kinda want this.
The kind that fills cavities with bullets.
Mob doctor
Horse
Rick Dagless, Md
That’s the standard equipment in Pete Hegseth’s makeup room.
Cyberpunk TraumaTeam for kids
HarmacistÂ
Some Chinese toy company conducted extensive market research and discovered that if they just throw a few plastic guns into everything they make, their US sales increase by 30%.
The beads are *concerning*
Hey, I just had to put my gun away to clutch my pearls. How dare you?
A doctor that will never run out of patients, because they always lose their patience.
“I’m a healer, but…”
It’s a Doctor (Dentist) you damn well better pay on time.
“Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting”
It’s the Kristi Noem Home Health Care kit!
I can’t find a place to purchase this ðŸ˜
The kind that got a whole warehouse of unsold plastic products in China that they’re trying to flip.
I don’t know what kind exactly, but I sure hope she’s in network.Â
It appears that the doctor moonlights as an old west horse vet.
I TOLD YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
That’s the prison doctor.
“you’ve run out of apples I see”
I’m gonna say dentist—the gun is for suicide, obviously.
Proctologist
A real doctor. From America. With a PHD in kicking your ass.
Mordin Solus