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    Alexander the Great is believed by some to have died from death.

    He is believed to have had Guillain-Barré Syndrome which gradually paralyzed him leading to him being mistaken as dead. The 6 days where his body didnt decay were attributed to his godhood by his compatriots but is interpreted as a sign of the paralysis by some modern researchers. He is likely to have been embalmed while still alive and able to feel but unable to move, scream, or look(sorry for the meme inaccuracy) at the people killing him.

    by LordShorkDad

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    1. Efficient-Orchid-594 on

      Orr maybe to show his divine nature they wrote how he body did’t decomposed after six days and he’s not a normal human…

    2. I really much doubt this stuff. I’m pretty certain that people made up this “not decaying” to push his divinity thingy. It’s a prevalent trope in classical culture.

      The reverse trope would be Vespasian’s joke “dear me, I think I’m becoming a god!” while he’s shitting everywhere because of dysentery.

      Back to Alexander. Exotic causes of deaths are all cool and exciting and way more entertaining than banal stuff. I get it. Like Cyrus’ death, Herodotus himself admitted that he prefered the story of Tomyris chopping his head off and dunking his head in a bag full of blood than the “he died in his bed, surrounded by his loved ones”. Caesar’s death is pure cinema, Napoleon’s is melancholic AF. Alexander? Like Attila or OgedeĂ¯ Khan, he drank like a fish and he died of alcohol poisoning due to liver failure. That’s all there is to it.

    3. OrangeSpaceMan5 on

      “Egotistical but genius commanders dieing extremely embarrassing deaths/final fate ” is my favoirte hobby

      Another fellow who identify’s as above is Napoleon

    4. This is unlikely. Gullain-Barré is an ascending paralytic syndrome, if he was that paralyzed he would have died from respiratory failure and hypoxia far before the 6 days they waited to embalm him.

    5. Even assuming the story is true, after 6 days with no food or water, wouldn’t he have been dead anyway

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