“oooh you’re so cute. What’s your name?” – “it’s right here” – “dan-ger-ous… Hiiii dangerouuuus”
dreamshine8231 on
That instant switch from plotting your downfall to pretending innocence is exactly why cats are both adorable and terrifying.
PrettyMaggix on
If you see the pupils expand like that your hand is already in grave danger
ChiefBlox4000 on
First photo is angry mode
3_firelevels on
The second one = your hand is about to be carved up.
CharmingDarling02 on
First photo is judging your life choices. Second photo is ending them.
Spicyydoll03 on
Don’t let the sweetness fool you, they’ve got plans.
Stunning_Airline567 on
puss in boots ahh eyes
rzm25 on
funnily enough, autistic people are the exact same
PlasticSignificant69 on
The first pics are usually their “lazy mode”
Bronze_Crusader on
First one judges you. Second one ends you.
Tyzer1771 on
how ur gf looks at u before saying “let’s break up”
into_fiction on
Yeah, exactly. The more innocent the cat, the more it manipulates.
SwimUpset2591 on
Big pupils=he’s excited/curious
CzarTwilight on
Then there’s the clicking they do
lvdsvl on
I can’t with their “:3” faces😩
GreatSivad on
Need wide eyes + airplane ears
ToxicSociety_666 on
They need to track every hair. Every breath. Pupils need dilation if they’re going to be accurate
littlethought63 on
Jokes on you, both images show the kill mode
FrostyExplanation_37 on
One of my cats is permanently in that state. We brought it home as a kitten to basically have a comfortable place to die (he had worms in his lungs). Somehow he survived and is almost 8yo now, he’s an asshole and we’re pretty sure ehe has some brain damage, but we love him anyway.
siryourgoodnamehere on
Even worse once it enters a stance and starts to meow aggressively
DrMystery320 on
Can’t you see? Those eyes are full of mischief
RedditingLunatic on
Puss
realultralord on
Those eyes. Like the last minute before the impact dive of a cruise missile. Target radar activated…
rakish_sigh on
The second photo is the exact moment before chaos. Curtains will die. Hands will bleed.
homelesshyundai on
That was the one, singluar, immersion breaking point in Good Luck, Have Fun and Don’t Die. The cat monstrosity’s eyes tighten into slits before attacking.
AnimaWyrm on
Would be funny if the face on the left is the “relaxed” face.
isabeldrerrie on
Second one follows with a wiggly but and a chomp in my foot.
STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER on
For those wondering: animals including cats and us humans will dilate our pupils during fight or flight. This increases light into the eyes and makes our targets easier to see.
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I tell you, cats are the real sorcerers !
“oooh you’re so cute. What’s your name?” – “it’s right here” – “dan-ger-ous… Hiiii dangerouuuus”
That instant switch from plotting your downfall to pretending innocence is exactly why cats are both adorable and terrifying.
If you see the pupils expand like that your hand is already in grave danger
First photo is angry mode
The second one = your hand is about to be carved up.
First photo is judging your life choices. Second photo is ending them.
Don’t let the sweetness fool you, they’ve got plans.
puss in boots ahh eyes
funnily enough, autistic people are the exact same
The first pics are usually their “lazy mode”
First one judges you. Second one ends you.
how ur gf looks at u before saying “let’s break up”
Yeah, exactly. The more innocent the cat, the more it manipulates.
Big pupils=he’s excited/curious
Then there’s the clicking they do
I can’t with their “:3” faces😩
Need wide eyes + airplane ears
They need to track every hair. Every breath. Pupils need dilation if they’re going to be accurate
Jokes on you, both images show the kill mode
One of my cats is permanently in that state. We brought it home as a kitten to basically have a comfortable place to die (he had worms in his lungs). Somehow he survived and is almost 8yo now, he’s an asshole and we’re pretty sure ehe has some brain damage, but we love him anyway.
Even worse once it enters a stance and starts to meow aggressively
Can’t you see? Those eyes are full of mischief
Puss
Those eyes. Like the last minute before the impact dive of a cruise missile. Target radar activated…
The second photo is the exact moment before chaos. Curtains will die. Hands will bleed.
That was the one, singluar, immersion breaking point in Good Luck, Have Fun and Don’t Die. The cat monstrosity’s eyes tighten into slits before attacking.
Would be funny if the face on the left is the “relaxed” face.
Second one follows with a wiggly but and a chomp in my foot.
For those wondering: animals including cats and us humans will dilate our pupils during fight or flight. This increases light into the eyes and makes our targets easier to see.
For a cat, that target is your lower thigh.