You will need 500 less calories when you are missing an arm.
BZA_Blaze on
r/youseeingthisshit
IAteAnotherVegan on
hippos kill more people than any other animal…and some moron does that!
boblin6 on
FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK THAT, my anxiety spiked so much when he put his arm in there.
Arnie_T on
Hippo was like if you don’t feed me something more than that f’n grape… you will be the food.
lokepetro on
Ahh yess he’s gonna savor that
BIG_RICKY_98 on
He has the same look as one of my horse when I play games when feeding him.
Goldenslicer on
I choose to believe this is AI and preserve my faith in humanity.
charliesk9unit on
Ah, the marble in Hungry Hungry Hippos.
ThisWhomps999 on
Summer by Joe Hisaishi playing in the background.
Loud-Management-797 on
If dissatisfaction had a face…
Peachbottom30 on
Contrary to what Hungry Hungry Hippos might teach kids, hippos don’t eat marbles.
robi_750 on
More like 0.5 lol 😂
highmodulus on
The ancient board game prophesies were true, the hippos were in fact hungry.
Commercial_Ad9581 on
“What’s the nutrition value of a human” I guarantee you is not what that animal would think after eating you. GET AWAY, STRANGER DANGER
TheCABK on
Don’t Fuck With Hippos
tha_billet on
he said “don’t say i don’t take good care of you” lmao
MylastAccountBroke on
I’m pretty sure hippos aren’t capable of feeling attachment to humans. That hippo doesn’t care about that person. They are just knowledgeable enough to know the human will likely feed it more than it would gain from not killing the human.
If this person keeps fucking around, it’s only a matter of time before that equation changes.
obelix_dogmatix on
bro could at least give an apple, but half a watermelon is the standard across the world.
I like how he still wanted it but he didn’t look exactly thrilled.
gemumu on
but grape tasty
hrpomrx on
Hippo tongue is a melted human brain
niazemurad on
I can’t imagine the bad breath coming from that
AmIThisNothingness on
Honestly, what a beautiful animal.
I certainly respect their space and might, yet I admire their beauty.
azad_ninja on
Jumbo Moo Deng will wreck you.
Zebitty on
Hope this gets removed for violating rule 1.
Brick_Lab on
Homie apparently doesn’t care if he loses an arm for the likes…
Sht_n_giglz on
That’s one massive d̶o̶n̶g̶ tongue
FearNLoathing0 on
Hippo was NOT impressed.
FatFaceFaster on
How can they be so cute but also so disgusting but also so deadly?
MechanicDramatic1965 on
You are nuts doing that with a hippo. Look up how many people are killed by hippos every year
solo9 on
Can hippos taste things?
wwj on
I once watched a hippo swim across an entire pool to eat half a leaf of lettuce. Not the best ROI.
Responsible-Fox-1985 on
When you hear someone speaking to an animal in another language, you get to experience what the animal experiences, because they also don’t understand the words…
SE_prof on
Are you f***ing kidding me Sharon?
Common_Senze on
I love how the look of disappointment is universal
Double_Distribution8 on
Wow I didn’t know it was so safe to put your arm in a hippo’s mouth like that.
Initial_E on
Hippo did it to make his friend happy
jk201607 on
High expectations, huge letdown.
NerdBag on
Can’t that thing make you mega dead?
DirtyCamaro on
Does anyone know this song? I think I heard it on YTMND but I can’t place it.
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You will need 500 less calories when you are missing an arm.
r/youseeingthisshit
hippos kill more people than any other animal…and some moron does that!
FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK THAT, my anxiety spiked so much when he put his arm in there.
Hippo was like if you don’t feed me something more than that f’n grape… you will be the food.
Ahh yess he’s gonna savor that
He has the same look as one of my horse when I play games when feeding him.
I choose to believe this is AI and preserve my faith in humanity.
Ah, the marble in Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Summer by Joe Hisaishi playing in the background.
If dissatisfaction had a face…
Contrary to what Hungry Hungry Hippos might teach kids, hippos don’t eat marbles.
More like 0.5 lol 😂
The ancient board game prophesies were true, the hippos were in fact hungry.
“What’s the nutrition value of a human” I guarantee you is not what that animal would think after eating you. GET AWAY, STRANGER DANGER
Don’t Fuck With Hippos
he said “don’t say i don’t take good care of you” lmao
I’m pretty sure hippos aren’t capable of feeling attachment to humans. That hippo doesn’t care about that person. They are just knowledgeable enough to know the human will likely feed it more than it would gain from not killing the human.
If this person keeps fucking around, it’s only a matter of time before that equation changes.
bro could at least give an apple, but half a watermelon is the standard across the world.
This is what the hippo is looking for! [Hippo eats pumpkin](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/oxgeOKpGqy)
I like how he still wanted it but he didn’t look exactly thrilled.
but grape tasty
Hippo tongue is a melted human brain
I can’t imagine the bad breath coming from that
Honestly, what a beautiful animal.
I certainly respect their space and might, yet I admire their beauty.
Jumbo Moo Deng will wreck you.
Hope this gets removed for violating rule 1.
Homie apparently doesn’t care if he loses an arm for the likes…
That’s one massive d̶o̶n̶g̶ tongue
Hippo was NOT impressed.
How can they be so cute but also so disgusting but also so deadly?
You are nuts doing that with a hippo. Look up how many people are killed by hippos every year
Can hippos taste things?
I once watched a hippo swim across an entire pool to eat half a leaf of lettuce. Not the best ROI.
When you hear someone speaking to an animal in another language, you get to experience what the animal experiences, because they also don’t understand the words…
Are you f***ing kidding me Sharon?
I love how the look of disappointment is universal
Wow I didn’t know it was so safe to put your arm in a hippo’s mouth like that.
Hippo did it to make his friend happy
High expectations, huge letdown.
Can’t that thing make you mega dead?
Does anyone know this song? I think I heard it on YTMND but I can’t place it.