Hypothetically, how could I get a small cylinder unstuck from this container without harming the small cylinder?
e-chris on
Don’t dick the SIGG!
Cesalv on
Man, that sucks…
pixeltackle on
No milk is one I haven’t seen on other bottles … looked up the reason and now I know people who forget their lattes make sour milk bombs. Good to know!
factchecker01 on
And did they return the product after it did not work.Â
Festivefire on
At least one based on video evidence
Really_McNamington on
Where else am I supposed to store my eyeball and finger collections?
stalkerzzzz on
Must have been imported from the US.
Willias0 on
weird that there isn’t also a warning to not insert it into body parts
Jaives on
wonder how many incidents it took before the company board finally gave in
wizzard419 on
It says not to insert body parts but nothing about inserting into body parts.
I think this may pertain more to the people that were using these to give them big puffy lips.
Anonocat on
‘It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed’….
Few_Protection9637 on
I only know of one, but it still hurts and I haven’t forgiven them.
Dante_C on
At least one
SAjoats on
If it was written on the label, at least 1 person. And that person might have died.
johnn48 on
You can’t be too careful, I see Marie C has the same warning on their fruit pies.
Schrodinger_cube on
Just slap some “not for rectal use” stickers on it. Most pharmacies have them.
ender89 on
People who camp in extreme cold will often use a bottle as a urinal in the middle of the night, fwiw. Probably more about not using it for amorous encounters, but I could see the risk of getting stuck in the pee bottle.
ZachMN on
I think that warning was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.
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Hypothetically, how could I get a small cylinder unstuck from this container without harming the small cylinder?
Don’t dick the SIGG!
Man, that sucks…
No milk is one I haven’t seen on other bottles … looked up the reason and now I know people who forget their lattes make sour milk bombs. Good to know!
And did they return the product after it did not work.Â
At least one based on video evidence
Where else am I supposed to store my eyeball and finger collections?
Must have been imported from the US.
weird that there isn’t also a warning to not insert it into body parts
wonder how many incidents it took before the company board finally gave in
It says not to insert body parts but nothing about inserting into body parts.
At least one…
https://www.tmz.com/2025/10/10/florida-man-thermos-up-rectum/
Kill joy
u/Smart_Calendar1874 oh how we need you right now
I think this may pertain more to the people that were using these to give them big puffy lips.
‘It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed’….
I only know of one, but it still hurts and I haven’t forgiven them.
At least one
If it was written on the label, at least 1 person. And that person might have died.
You can’t be too careful, I see Marie C has the same warning on their fruit pies.
Just slap some “not for rectal use” stickers on it. Most pharmacies have them.
People who camp in extreme cold will often use a bottle as a urinal in the middle of the night, fwiw. Probably more about not using it for amorous encounters, but I could see the risk of getting stuck in the pee bottle.
I think that warning was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.