Out of all the kinks, this might be the most harmless one I’ve seen. One has to wonder what kind of life this dude has lead to end up with such a kink.
The_Eldritch_Taco on
Plot twist: The dude was like “This woman would be so much hotter if she ever just brushed her hair. Fuck it, I’ll just do it for her.”
SunBroRU11 on
Who these girls are? I want more of this podcast or whatever it is.
ICheckPostHistory on
Her butt hair must have been untamed
HappyCakeDay101 on
Wait wait wait…
They may be on to something there.
Beginning_Orange on
This guy is either weird as shit or a complete fucking hilarious dude to grab a beer with. There is no in between.
JVints on
All I heard was 5 mins is a long time.
W boys
Kahnza on
There was no dick twist. I want my money back!
50_centavos on
I thought this was going to be another one of those vulgar = humor jokes, but this was genuinely funny. “I’m just getting started” and “how long does ass brushing take” got me.
FinalFantasyer on
Average umamusume player
cruzpepe on
That was time well spend
yukonhoneybadger on
Just saying if the guy looks like Tarzan…. it makes sense.
Cum_Smurf on
Segs
SanityBleeds on
Centaur kink unlocked??
HotTakes4Free on
She didn’t have enough patience. This was Tantric ass-brushing. You can’t hurry it along, it takes hours.
Fart_Bargo on
I was just relieved that he didn’t come back with a toothbrush.
Sandstormink on
Am I the only one that thinks they didn’t actually find this funny?
Really fake laughter.
It’s not even that funny.
Strange yes, but tears running down your face hilarious?, nah.
ShavedTestis on
100% that was a bet
manhattan011991 on
Why are they all laughing? Is there anything funny about this? Cause this part of my sex routine, it’s a foreplay for me and my lady.
Situationalnormalcy on
I don’t believe the part about “four months “. Seems unlikely.
JuicyFitBums85 on
What?
mitchisreal on
Well technically hair brushing required 100 strokes so I would assume ass brushing is the same? Who can confirm this?
Sternritter8636 on
Is this humor? I get that any story with ahh word would mean funny but it seems like here it was nothing to it other than this.
WasteLandCrypt on
Why the kink shame?
zakass409 on
Oh it took me a minute. She said she’s ready for more
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Out of all the kinks, this might be the most harmless one I’ve seen. One has to wonder what kind of life this dude has lead to end up with such a kink.
Plot twist: The dude was like “This woman would be so much hotter if she ever just brushed her hair. Fuck it, I’ll just do it for her.”
Who these girls are? I want more of this podcast or whatever it is.
Her butt hair must have been untamed
Wait wait wait…
They may be on to something there.
This guy is either weird as shit or a complete fucking hilarious dude to grab a beer with. There is no in between.
All I heard was 5 mins is a long time.
W boys
There was no dick twist. I want my money back!
I thought this was going to be another one of those vulgar = humor jokes, but this was genuinely funny. “I’m just getting started” and “how long does ass brushing take” got me.
Average umamusume player
That was time well spend
Just saying if the guy looks like Tarzan…. it makes sense.
Segs
Centaur kink unlocked??
She didn’t have enough patience. This was Tantric ass-brushing. You can’t hurry it along, it takes hours.
I was just relieved that he didn’t come back with a toothbrush.
Am I the only one that thinks they didn’t actually find this funny?
Really fake laughter.
It’s not even that funny.
Strange yes, but tears running down your face hilarious?, nah.
100% that was a bet
Why are they all laughing? Is there anything funny about this? Cause this part of my sex routine, it’s a foreplay for me and my lady.
I don’t believe the part about “four months “. Seems unlikely.
What?
Well technically hair brushing required 100 strokes so I would assume ass brushing is the same? Who can confirm this?
Is this humor? I get that any story with ahh word would mean funny but it seems like here it was nothing to it other than this.
Why the kink shame?
Oh it took me a minute. She said she’s ready for more
Heavy petting < Ass brushing