The Lettuce Has Seen Things

    by ZigMason40

    22 Comments

    1. humphreybeauxarts on

      Jockeying for space with the baking soda so old it has a promotion on the packaging for Blockbuster

    2. I feel personally attacked by how accurately this describes the forgotten cilantro in my fridge

    3. The old veggies in the fridge looking like they’ve seen war. Meanwhile the new ones are fresh and innocent. Perfect.

    4. Is it even a real fridge if there isn’t a science experiment in the crisper drawer?

    5. Viva_La_FoShizzle on

      Fun fact: those were actual skeletons used in the movie Poltergeist and the cast didn’t find out till later they were real

    6. I currently have a bag of spinach back there that is basically liquid at this point

    7. zoeycutiexoxoox on

      every time i bring home fresh veggies i feel like the old ones in the drawer are silently watching me… like “so this is how it ends”

    8. Currently have three generations of carrots in my crisper because I 1. Never remember if I have any carrots at home and 2. Never remember to toss them out

    9. Candyfloss0808 on

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      Don’t let them get old, eat them fresh.

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