It’s because literally everything about him is a fucking lie.
He is wearing lifts, they raise up your heels to make you look taller. Overdo it and you end up standing just like he is standing because your heels are jacked up 1-2”.
DaddyDontTakeNoMess on
Annie is you Ok looking ass
Edit: I originally typed “Ellie”. Early morning brain fart. Or maybe I’m worried about the girl on the Last of Us
#Gotta get me a Big Arch with extra cheese, fries, and a diet Coke AND fill up another one of these Industrial Strength Kimbies!!!
😡🖕🍔🍟🫗
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He looks like he’s about to break out into that ridiculous “dance” he does
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Put a cup on it
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I can hear that little twinkle noise when his feet start shuffling
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I can’t get MJ’s lean out of my brain whenever he’s standing like that.
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One thing I’ve noticed about my people is we have the natural ability to describe something to the T as well as paint a picture for visual reference 😂😂😂😂
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His full diaper is working as a counterweight.
hes shaped like the letter P
Except that centaurs can be quite handsome
He’s got lift blindness. Just keeps stacking them up like stilettos.
[Now you can’t unsee it](https://imgur.com/a/IEBjQkt.jpeg)
Lol thought that post said “Naga” and was like, that works too I guess lol.
The pie in question
https://preview.redd.it/rtgas6uxs7pg1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a197ac26a8ed5655dd777ea31f9418608939b6
https://preview.redd.it/683fq0yys7pg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a540d76f7c0133722e286fd839e8f8f784172bab
Related.
he’s literally shitting himself
It’s because literally everything about him is a fucking lie.
He is wearing lifts, they raise up your heels to make you look taller. Overdo it and you end up standing just like he is standing because your heels are jacked up 1-2”.
Annie is you Ok looking ass
Edit: I originally typed “Ellie”. Early morning brain fart. Or maybe I’m worried about the girl on the Last of Us
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he’s a fuc***g alien!
https://preview.redd.it/zbsolvqgt7pg1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec2f2178c0934e00c31c9c7799c85f163fa6c29
He stands like that because he likes to get fucked in the ass.
https://preview.redd.it/ghfzokpst7pg1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe8d0f59857eb8235f8865ddc8ad882d9d8c09b
Ogre/Demon posture is pretty fitting
#Gotta get me a Big Arch with extra cheese, fries, and a diet Coke AND fill up another one of these Industrial Strength Kimbies!!!
😡🖕🍔🍟🫗
He looks like he’s about to break out into that ridiculous “dance” he does
Put a cup on it
I can hear that little twinkle noise when his feet start shuffling
I can’t get MJ’s lean out of my brain whenever he’s standing like that.
One thing I’ve noticed about my people is we have the natural ability to describe something to the T as well as paint a picture for visual reference 😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/e10b8jf3v7pg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07537f0812ee3ab65a557352809fedf078a48e0
It’s a primary symptom of frontotemporal dementia
He’s a Minecraft character
Tent polls really be doing some long term damage
Like the front end of a centaur is comedy.
People say Trump is racist, but he’s always doing the MJ lean, checkmate
He stands like baron harkonnen floats
https://preview.redd.it/pp6igj2sv7pg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f2966395f9186d15647632db9965ba14d5f2cf
Ol Throw the little kid his ball back standing ass nigga
He’s got that kid who just got told to put a toy back at the grocery store posture.
Every day his voice gets weaker and his energy fades
Every day they need more makeup to cover more bruises
Every day his posture gets worse and he has to grip the lecturne harder
Every day it gets closer…
“…float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie.”
Daaaaaamn. That’s some 80s cartoon shit. I’m dying.
It’s from that pole that got kicked up his ass
Frontotemporal dementia stand