NoraPEARL36 on March 15, 2026 9:43 am genie express shipping is gonna need alot of maintenance tho lol
Grumpy_001 on March 15, 2026 9:51 am Why can’t the magic carpet take the oil straight to its destination? Don’t need the big boats
Ok_Flower7157 on March 15, 2026 10:05 am “Wish #1: Open the Strait. Wish #2: Gas under $3. Wish #3: An exit strategy.”
Conscious-Loss-2709 on March 15, 2026 10:21 am No, all flying carpets have been requisitioned for the war effort
swirlyglasses1 on March 15, 2026 11:11 am If they were real, all magic carpets would have been bought by the US to carry their bombs.
Xatter on March 15, 2026 11:48 am “Thank you for choosing magic carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop”
MakesMeWannaShout88 on March 15, 2026 12:06 pm 🎼I can shore you the world! 🎶But first let me drop off this oil 🎶
Viperlite on March 15, 2026 12:30 pm The poor carpet would come unraveled from making so many trips… even for just one tanker’s worth. Many carpets lives would need be be sacrificed.
Boxofbikeparts on March 15, 2026 12:42 pm https://preview.redd.it/1emeq9rjf7pg1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29ad90a54e3c6fbe009ab8327e045ccf848035b
backtotheland76 on March 15, 2026 12:50 pm This is magical thinking. It would take at least a year to recruit and train enough pilots
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Straight out of Hormuz
genie express shipping is gonna need alot of maintenance tho lol
Shining, shimmering, splendid!
Why can’t the magic carpet take the oil straight to its destination? Don’t need the big boats
Just put the boat on the carpet, duh.
“Wish #1: Open the Strait. Wish #2: Gas under $3. Wish #3: An exit strategy.”
No, all flying carpets have been requisitioned for the war effort
Flying carpets are Persian, they fight on Iran’s side.
looks like the carpet’s taking a shortcut
“It’s already in barrels”
Magic carpets are expensive and consume a ton of energy.
If they were real, all magic carpets would have been bought by the US to carry their bombs.
Incoming carpet bombing
“Thank you for choosing magic carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop”
🎼I can shore you the world! 🎶But first let me drop off this oil 🎶
The poor carpet would come unraveled from making so many trips… even for just one tanker’s worth. Many carpets lives would need be be sacrificed.
https://preview.redd.it/1emeq9rjf7pg1.jpeg?width=1293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29ad90a54e3c6fbe009ab8327e045ccf848035b
This is magical thinking. It would take at least a year to recruit and train enough pilots
I can show you the oil. Shining, shimmering, splendid!