This human shaped piece of minced nazi meat is having his one brain cell firing.
OilInternational2566 on
He’s a turd. Trump rapes kids.
That said, Iran is attacking CIVILIANS… *who happen to work for shipping companies… that are transporting oil to people around the world.*
They are not military ships. They are not engaged in combat. They are commercial vessels with CIVILIANS.
That’s who Iran is attacking.
Saying, as some do, that “because Iran is being attacked” Iran has some sort of right to attack commercial vessels with CIVILIANS is nuts. But I see it everywhere.
…and Vance fucks couches.
BenMullen2 on
lets just circle back real quick, and i hope this isnt too woke or dei, to what “open” means here.
Devilnaht on
The only thing keeping the Strait of Hormuz from being safe is that it’s unsafe. And the only thing preventing me from being a billionaire is that I don’t have a billion dollars.
Bulawayoland on
Hell, he’s the Secretary of War, he should know… stick him in a rowboat and send him through
Danube11424 on
it’s time for whiskey pete’s mom to talk to him about getting help for his anger issues.
un_theist on
This administration is definitely open for idiocy. And corruption.
spoogicus on
“Open for transit! Tankers should really start using that route.”
“Does that mean US naval vessels will be going through with the tankers?”
“Fuck no! We’d be sitting ducks!”
Exeter232 on
He used the word “open” like he knows what it means, but he clearly doesn’t.
p38-lightning on
Now, if you’ll excuse me – I have a steak and lobster dinner waiting on me.
Holden_Coalfield on
And mines, sea drones, silkworm rockets
Holden_Coalfield on
Sometimes i really think these guys suffer from geopolitical dysmorphia
MTgolfer406 on
The only things keeping me from being in the band They Might Be Giants are me not being a giant and me not having any musical ability…
YourDrunkStepdadio on
Smoking cigarettes is healthy, except for the lung cancer.
Snarky75 on
The zoo is free admission today. Only all of the animals are out of their cages.
IbelieveinGodzilla on
The expression “painfully stupid” has never been more appropriate.
cvaninvan on
The drugs at the local dealer’s house are free for the taking and available for all. The only thing stopping you from taking them is the dogs and guns and drug dealers who want to stop you.
ro50 on
We’ve completely obliterated their military! *except for the parts of it that are still actively retaliating.
B1ackPantherr on
Bank vaults are fully open for the traffic for you to walk in and take stacks of bills. The only thing preventing that is the giant impenetrable door and security.
catsdelicacy on
Oh my gosh, he really is dumb, eh?
brokencreedman on
Wait, did Dickseth actually say that? Lol, what an idiot.
RobertDewese on
He’s not wrong. Do you guys remember, ‘We are safer, but we are not yet safe’? Dick Cheney LOL!
greatthebob38 on
It’s open for transit… if you’re China or India
Plenty-Space-8574 on
Why is he bothered and it’s theirs?
BeCurious7563 on
raresanevoice on
Is he drunk
OrganDonorCollector on
trump supporters, feeding the war machine with their own sons to piss off the libs
Flaky-Jim on
That’s like saying Hegseth would be a member of MENSA if he wasn’t a certified moron.
raynorelyp on
I hate these guys but man they are good for my investments. Every time they start doing stupid stuff I start investing. The market keeps going down the stupider they get until they realize what they’ve done, freak out, and do desperate things until the market is back to where it was before and my investments make bank. I’m noticing the timeline is generally one month of being an idiot followed by one month of desperate backtracking.
WordNERD37 on
This administration is one long poorly landed Naked Gun joke.
Ditka85 on
So aside from maybe getting blown up, everything is peachy.
Dependent_Tune_1333 on
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
clookie1232 on
That’s like saying my house is open to burglars; the only thing stopping them is that I’ll shoot them if they enter.
TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews on
“The soap is more than open to be picked up”
– naked prisoners in the showers
jdob20 on
Well said!
yunus89115 on
I’m going to travel to the moon, the only thing holding me back is my inability to travel to the moon.
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This human shaped piece of minced nazi meat is having his one brain cell firing.
He’s a turd. Trump rapes kids.
That said, Iran is attacking CIVILIANS… *who happen to work for shipping companies… that are transporting oil to people around the world.*
They are not military ships. They are not engaged in combat. They are commercial vessels with CIVILIANS.
That’s who Iran is attacking.
Saying, as some do, that “because Iran is being attacked” Iran has some sort of right to attack commercial vessels with CIVILIANS is nuts. But I see it everywhere.
…and Vance fucks couches.
lets just circle back real quick, and i hope this isnt too woke or dei, to what “open” means here.
The only thing keeping the Strait of Hormuz from being safe is that it’s unsafe. And the only thing preventing me from being a billionaire is that I don’t have a billion dollars.
Hell, he’s the Secretary of War, he should know… stick him in a rowboat and send him through
it’s time for whiskey pete’s mom to talk to him about getting help for his anger issues.
This administration is definitely open for idiocy. And corruption.
“Open for transit! Tankers should really start using that route.”
“Does that mean US naval vessels will be going through with the tankers?”
“Fuck no! We’d be sitting ducks!”
He used the word “open” like he knows what it means, but he clearly doesn’t.
Now, if you’ll excuse me – I have a steak and lobster dinner waiting on me.
And mines, sea drones, silkworm rockets
Sometimes i really think these guys suffer from geopolitical dysmorphia
The only things keeping me from being in the band They Might Be Giants are me not being a giant and me not having any musical ability…
Smoking cigarettes is healthy, except for the lung cancer.
The zoo is free admission today. Only all of the animals are out of their cages.
The expression “painfully stupid” has never been more appropriate.
The drugs at the local dealer’s house are free for the taking and available for all. The only thing stopping you from taking them is the dogs and guns and drug dealers who want to stop you.
We’ve completely obliterated their military! *except for the parts of it that are still actively retaliating.
Bank vaults are fully open for the traffic for you to walk in and take stacks of bills. The only thing preventing that is the giant impenetrable door and security.
Oh my gosh, he really is dumb, eh?
Wait, did Dickseth actually say that? Lol, what an idiot.
He’s not wrong. Do you guys remember, ‘We are safer, but we are not yet safe’? Dick Cheney LOL!
It’s open for transit… if you’re China or India
Why is he bothered and it’s theirs?
Is he drunk
trump supporters, feeding the war machine with their own sons to piss off the libs
That’s like saying Hegseth would be a member of MENSA if he wasn’t a certified moron.
I hate these guys but man they are good for my investments. Every time they start doing stupid stuff I start investing. The market keeps going down the stupider they get until they realize what they’ve done, freak out, and do desperate things until the market is back to where it was before and my investments make bank. I’m noticing the timeline is generally one month of being an idiot followed by one month of desperate backtracking.
This administration is one long poorly landed Naked Gun joke.
So aside from maybe getting blown up, everything is peachy.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
That’s like saying my house is open to burglars; the only thing stopping them is that I’ll shoot them if they enter.
“The soap is more than open to be picked up”
– naked prisoners in the showers
Well said!
I’m going to travel to the moon, the only thing holding me back is my inability to travel to the moon.