at that point you might as well make the oil be able to drill itself out of the ground, flow 10000km away in the sky, filter itself during flight, and land directly into your gas tank
irow40 on
Send it bro.
SMVan on
I was thinking the boat could be on a rail like “it’s a small world” ride
Excellent-Ad-3740 on
I’d love to see the look on the insurance agent’s face when you try to explain why there’s a boat on someone’s roof in Ras Al Khaimah.
ozlurk on
Or $ 150 Billion to dig a canal
Mizizi-44 on
But what happens if another ship hits a trampoline from the opposite direction? Would both ships collide in the air?
smokeyfantastico on
Someone call in the Fast and Furious team
MisterHyman on
The Free Willy scenario
Jackdunc on
Very unrealistic. How would it jump onto the trampoline? You need a catapult or something.
Free-Initiative7508 on
Why not go all the way and just claim u invented teleportation?
MeatSuzuki on
You’re forgetting the bit about jumping the shark… Because that’s pretty much what the USA is doing right now.
jkSam on
I feel like I’m missing context from some current event that I’m not aware of.
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In case anybody wonders if it’s actually possible:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1rsqjuh/request_how_much_speed_does_the_boat_need_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1rsqjuh/request_how_much_speed_does_the_boat_need_to/)
Someone get redbull on the phone
at that point you might as well make the oil be able to drill itself out of the ground, flow 10000km away in the sky, filter itself during flight, and land directly into your gas tank
Send it bro.
I was thinking the boat could be on a rail like “it’s a small world” ride
I’d love to see the look on the insurance agent’s face when you try to explain why there’s a boat on someone’s roof in Ras Al Khaimah.
Or $ 150 Billion to dig a canal
But what happens if another ship hits a trampoline from the opposite direction? Would both ships collide in the air?
Someone call in the Fast and Furious team
The Free Willy scenario
Very unrealistic. How would it jump onto the trampoline? You need a catapult or something.
Why not go all the way and just claim u invented teleportation?
You’re forgetting the bit about jumping the shark… Because that’s pretty much what the USA is doing right now.
I feel like I’m missing context from some current event that I’m not aware of.
At this point why not just invent teleportation
[Relevant Metalocalypse clip.](https://youtu.be/TRf66nblmxw?si=4JeAyjV5mV4bNCTB)
“Pull the boat over that mountain!”
Technically you could do it without the bacflip but UAE demands they keep it in so they can make good Tiktoks