Emergency_Low8125 on March 13, 2026 9:51 pm Mine either shot themselves with a 12 gauge or has me up on a second monitor and is busy jerking off not doing their job.
FrostedCraver on March 13, 2026 9:52 pm Mine probably resigned years ago and didn’t even bother to leave a two-week notice
SweetChickk4 on March 13, 2026 10:13 pm Bold of you to assume mine didn’t quit back in 2016 and leave a ‘Good Luck’ post-it note on my fridge.
Gerry1of1 on March 13, 2026 11:02 pm That’s no guardian angel, it’s the Fairy Godmother from Shrek. 
HSV-Post on March 13, 2026 11:12 pm I don’t even think I have a guardian angel anymore. They’re just going along with the ride atp
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this prolly my guardian angel right now lol
my guardian angel lately
Mine either shot themselves with a 12 gauge or has me up on a second monitor and is busy jerking off not doing their job.
Mine probably resigned years ago and didn’t even bother to leave a two-week notice
I don’t have one, lol
Hmm why she’s such a baddie
Bold of you to assume mine didn’t quit back in 2016 and leave a ‘Good Luck’ post-it note on my fridge.
You done traumatised an angel
El mÃo ya renunció.
You guys have guardian angels?
That’s no guardian angel, it’s the Fairy Godmother from Shrek.
I don’t even think I have a guardian angel anymore. They’re just going along with the ride atp
What toot need, bou?
Mine resigned after a day with me
Yup 😂