Missing_Crouton on March 14, 2026 12:32 am She’s just there to find her next life insurance payout. 500k per lieutenant might be lucrative during Operation Epstein Bury.
ElCochinoFeo on March 14, 2026 12:54 am You know she has that thing loaded with mourning flares. 
Pop-Forward on March 14, 2026 4:01 am Best 25 cents I’ve spent. Now we can move onto the E ticket ride.
Worldview-at-home on March 14, 2026 4:45 am She is more prepared than Trump to lead after just three minutes of training.
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She needs a radical vertical impact simulation.
She’s just there to find her next life insurance payout. 500k per lieutenant might be lucrative during Operation Epstein Bury.
Hopefully she is wearing her leather grieving pants.
You know she has that thing loaded with mourning flares.
There’s even a spot in the cockpit for her Visine.
She should be used to three-and-a-half minute rides.
what’s the context behind that statement
The worst Captain Kirk.
DEI hire?
With Kristi Noem gone, the cosplay Barbie lane is open!
Best 25 cents I’ve spent. Now we can move onto the E ticket ride.
She’s the Tearless Crier.
She is more prepared than Trump to lead after just three minutes of training.
We live in a sausage!