The glory days of porn was best – hair, natural breasts and butt cheeks and normal sized dicks.
So much is enhanced (fake) today so I try and stick with the vintage/classic/amateur vids to avoid the freakish schlongs and boob/butt implants
MUFC-Singh on
But what you’re ignoring is all the other similar or even smaller sized buildings. You’re absolutely fine my guy, porn is not reality.
Significant-List-153 on
Thats how I felt watching a knight of the seven kingdoms but then I learned that apparently that dick wasnt real
Western_Ad_8028 on
As a great man once said
“1 inch long, 12 inches wide, they call me the slab”
Tychus_Balrog on
And then occasionally you come across a video where the dude has a tiny one.
And you’re both surprised, proud of the guy for making it in the industry, and pleased with yourself for having a bigger one.
Traditional-Frame-58 on
I remember there was a list with their actual sizes, they were far more average than they look.
Ruprecht_von_Sumpf on
2mm is big right?
DRSU1993 on
Yeah, but that dude has erectile dysfunction and pops blue pills like tic-tacs. They don’t show you on camera the lengths (pun intended) some of these actors will go to. Penile injections, surgeries, implants. Then there are the health risks, STI’s, fractures, etc. Good camera work and having a small partner can also sell the illusion of it being bigger as well.
…Or they might simply just be a freak of nature, like Willem Dafoe.
p3lat0 on
The larger building has a lot of problems apparently
The-Dutcher on
Just watch lesbian porn
awetsasquatch on
Other thing to consider – a good chunk of women in porn are around 5 foot tall, so every dick seems bigger.
taking_2_long on
It hurt even more when even girls are taller than you. Its feels like a silent insult
unoriginal_namejpg on
”i’m so bad at football, Real Madrid is so good”
AmaGh05T on
Well I guess like a cluster of buildings, let’s all laugh at the freak.
AgreeableExpert on
Let me put it like this: let’s say you are a chef and your colleague has a goddamn big knife, but is terrible in using it. You have a decent but average size knife, but are very skilled with it. Who is the better?
VegSandwich on
Bro then mine is the one with the pyramid on the top. Lol
ChickenStimulator on
At least it’s not lemon shaped
PoPo573 on
Only guys that have that get into the business so it doesn’t really give a fair representation of what’s normal because it’s all you see.
dgb631 on
Your dick is bigger than every woman in porn. That means you have a bigger dick than 50% of the porn industry. At least that’s what I tell myself. It’s also a good icebreaker at a bar, or a work retreat. I think that’s a pretty interesting fact!
Spiritual_Cod212 on
That building is absolutely empty with no real value in the society, so there is that.
idontlikeburnttoast on
I feel like I need to tell every guy that what he has will always be enough and porn seriously exaggerates what is comfortable.
R4g3Qu1tsSonsFather on
Mfs will make posts like this then swear up and down that there’s nothing wrong with porn🤦🏾♂️
Specific-Language313 on
Whatever you do, don’t read any romance novels…
c0mf0rtableli4r on
Bragging about still being taller than most of the other buildings is a dick move.
Rare_Part2121 on
Stop watching porn
jayblaze521 on
It might only be 3 inches but it smells like a foot..
That only works in America but still
jdwill1991 on
“Watching porn” well yeah it’s a movie, it’s not realistic. It’s like saying you’re weak because you can’t fight Thor
Asylumset on
yeah i feel self conscious for not having a ginormous cock even tho i it’s an unrealistic standard
Dummythicktrump on
Hey if you feel like that’s the case then don’t worry, you aren’t paranoid, my weenie is much bigger than yours ❤
Ok-Limit-9726 on
You can watch porn still?
Here in north korea, sorry china, sorry Australia 🇦🇺 we lost no id porn!
Gone back to magazines, newspaper,catalogs, dvd/vhs/laser disk/old hard drives
MoeSzyslakMonobrow on
I can’t hit the deep end of a tuna can, but I’ll beat the shit out of the sides.
KenzoidTheHuman on
Stop watching porn
AAHedstrom on
isn’t that taller building like, famously ugly and hated by architects?
SidTheSloth97 on
I think op has a porn addiction
Luchin212 on
You see, 432 Park Avenue (that tall skyscraper), is a disaster. It is the tallest residential building in the world, 4th in NYC IIRC. It has been riddled with problems with its too small but numerous suspension mass dampeners allowing extreme seating which has messed with the plumbing and electricity severely. Many of its apartments are still not occupied after years because the building sucks and are not worth the extreme cost of living in that terrible building!
Even worse, this is the THIRD time the architect has made an awful building. Do you remember that one ‘walkie talkie’ building in London that was also called the ‘death ray skyscraper’? That was the SECOND TIME THE ARCHITECT MADE A BUILDING THAT ACTED AS A CONICAL LENSE AND FOCUSED LIGHT ONTO PEDESTRIANS AND BURNING THEM! The first one was a conical lens hotel in Las Vegas that focused the light onto the pool deck, which was really bad.
So, their big dicks have problems and your comparatively normal dick is fine.
turtle_five on
Don’t worry my guy, porn isn’t reality. And despite what random women on twitter love to shout from the rooftops, average is enough
marvel_fanatic_1 on
It’s ok, vaginas are like 2-6 inches deep. There’s someone for everyone
Octonaut7A on
As a lady who has had her fair share of gentleman friends, the one time I came across a dick like that it was legit terrifying. Ovaries instantly became novaries.
Borderlinecuttlefish on
That’s me in the corner
Lonesome_Ninja on
>Mass amount of porn is created and spread across all available media/internet
>Kids and young teens get on internet or watch TV
>They think that’s the norm, girls should be submissive slaves to abuse/boys think they are special
>Same people grow up and create more porn and have tons of sex
>I sad
>Mass amounts of porn is created and spread across all available media/internet
Drafo7 on
My dude, they are literally porn stars. Of course they’re gonna be hung. That doesn’t mean you’re inadequate. Also learn to use your fingers and tongue, there’s more to sex than size.
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The glory days of porn was best – hair, natural breasts and butt cheeks and normal sized dicks.
So much is enhanced (fake) today so I try and stick with the vintage/classic/amateur vids to avoid the freakish schlongs and boob/butt implants
But what you’re ignoring is all the other similar or even smaller sized buildings. You’re absolutely fine my guy, porn is not reality.
Thats how I felt watching a knight of the seven kingdoms but then I learned that apparently that dick wasnt real
As a great man once said
“1 inch long, 12 inches wide, they call me the slab”
And then occasionally you come across a video where the dude has a tiny one.
And you’re both surprised, proud of the guy for making it in the industry, and pleased with yourself for having a bigger one.
I remember there was a list with their actual sizes, they were far more average than they look.
2mm is big right?
Yeah, but that dude has erectile dysfunction and pops blue pills like tic-tacs. They don’t show you on camera the lengths (pun intended) some of these actors will go to. Penile injections, surgeries, implants. Then there are the health risks, STI’s, fractures, etc. Good camera work and having a small partner can also sell the illusion of it being bigger as well.
…Or they might simply just be a freak of nature, like Willem Dafoe.
The larger building has a lot of problems apparently
Just watch lesbian porn
Other thing to consider – a good chunk of women in porn are around 5 foot tall, so every dick seems bigger.
It hurt even more when even girls are taller than you. Its feels like a silent insult
”i’m so bad at football, Real Madrid is so good”
Well I guess like a cluster of buildings, let’s all laugh at the freak.
Let me put it like this: let’s say you are a chef and your colleague has a goddamn big knife, but is terrible in using it. You have a decent but average size knife, but are very skilled with it. Who is the better?
Bro then mine is the one with the pyramid on the top. Lol
At least it’s not lemon shaped
Only guys that have that get into the business so it doesn’t really give a fair representation of what’s normal because it’s all you see.
Your dick is bigger than every woman in porn. That means you have a bigger dick than 50% of the porn industry. At least that’s what I tell myself. It’s also a good icebreaker at a bar, or a work retreat. I think that’s a pretty interesting fact!
That building is absolutely empty with no real value in the society, so there is that.
I feel like I need to tell every guy that what he has will always be enough and porn seriously exaggerates what is comfortable.
Mfs will make posts like this then swear up and down that there’s nothing wrong with porn🤦🏾♂️
Whatever you do, don’t read any romance novels…
Bragging about still being taller than most of the other buildings is a dick move.
Stop watching porn
It might only be 3 inches but it smells like a foot..
That only works in America but still
“Watching porn” well yeah it’s a movie, it’s not realistic. It’s like saying you’re weak because you can’t fight Thor
yeah i feel self conscious for not having a ginormous cock even tho i it’s an unrealistic standard
Hey if you feel like that’s the case then don’t worry, you aren’t paranoid, my weenie is much bigger than yours ❤
You can watch porn still?
Here in north korea, sorry china, sorry Australia 🇦🇺 we lost no id porn!
Gone back to magazines, newspaper,catalogs, dvd/vhs/laser disk/old hard drives
I can’t hit the deep end of a tuna can, but I’ll beat the shit out of the sides.
Stop watching porn
isn’t that taller building like, famously ugly and hated by architects?
I think op has a porn addiction
You see, 432 Park Avenue (that tall skyscraper), is a disaster. It is the tallest residential building in the world, 4th in NYC IIRC. It has been riddled with problems with its too small but numerous suspension mass dampeners allowing extreme seating which has messed with the plumbing and electricity severely. Many of its apartments are still not occupied after years because the building sucks and are not worth the extreme cost of living in that terrible building!
Even worse, this is the THIRD time the architect has made an awful building. Do you remember that one ‘walkie talkie’ building in London that was also called the ‘death ray skyscraper’? That was the SECOND TIME THE ARCHITECT MADE A BUILDING THAT ACTED AS A CONICAL LENSE AND FOCUSED LIGHT ONTO PEDESTRIANS AND BURNING THEM! The first one was a conical lens hotel in Las Vegas that focused the light onto the pool deck, which was really bad.
So, their big dicks have problems and your comparatively normal dick is fine.
Don’t worry my guy, porn isn’t reality. And despite what random women on twitter love to shout from the rooftops, average is enough
It’s ok, vaginas are like 2-6 inches deep. There’s someone for everyone
As a lady who has had her fair share of gentleman friends, the one time I came across a dick like that it was legit terrifying. Ovaries instantly became novaries.
That’s me in the corner
>Mass amount of porn is created and spread across all available media/internet
>Kids and young teens get on internet or watch TV
>They think that’s the norm, girls should be submissive slaves to abuse/boys think they are special
>Same people grow up and create more porn and have tons of sex
>I sad
>Mass amounts of porn is created and spread across all available media/internet
My dude, they are literally porn stars. Of course they’re gonna be hung. That doesn’t mean you’re inadequate. Also learn to use your fingers and tongue, there’s more to sex than size.