The cosmic speed limit is 300K m/s – I am nowhere near it.
Sylassian on
Gentlemen. This. Is. Democracy. Relative.
slickliar66 on
Does he understand the gravity of his situation?
smartmouth1 on
He was trying to head back when he saw biff was president.
marvinrabbit on
Like I told my last wife, I said, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it’s all in the reflexes.”
mouringcat on
Could be worse.. He could have had a cat, some poison, and a cesium atom…
Short-Interaction-89 on
He got off, through a wormhole deal, no strings
feel-the-avocado on
E=Succulent chinese meal^(2)
Unnamedgirl_1 on
Albert Epstein
AgitatedBiscotti3413 on
Logic will get you from A to Z but amphetamines will take you everywhere!
Glass-Shelter-699 on
At first glance I was thinking “What did Robert Plant get busted for?”
Royal_Cascadian on
Maybe there are roads where we’re going
C0LLARS on
Speed is relative. Meth is eternal.
xGenocidest on
For eating a succulent German meal?
Mrcatofdoom on
No Albert
thinmonkey69 on
Must be Albert Zweistein
Sweety-Lifeguard on
this is the one time getting pulled over would almost feel worth it because you’d get the wildest story out of it… imagine calling your friends like “yeah i got stopped today… by einstein apparently” 😭
linemanshandset on
he was going too fast many years ago…thankfully the statute of limitations have passed and he’s off the hook in court.
urbanmark on
Great Scott.
ChemistVegetable7504 on
Albert Eisenstein has permission to be a Sovereign citizen. The only exception.
Slight-Look-4766 on
Sir, relative to the center of the universe, you’re traveling at over the speed of light, therefor write yourself a ticket!
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He broke the law of relativity.
Back to the future professor?
Actually, that’s Albert’s unsuccessful brother, Chet.
I don’t have a relative named Speed.
E=MC^2 where M is Meth
Arrested for breaking the speed of light
Finally getting to those Epstein Island arrests!
Pixels too
He never reached 88mph.
guess he couldn’t outrun the speed of light
From my perspective, I wasn’t going too fast, you were going too fast.
No, that’s Dr. Wily.
He was arrested for illegal firearms. He built literal arms made of fire that would shoot.
He was defeated by bubbles.
“I will mess with time…”
Please tell me he was driving Tesla
That’s his stuntman brother Robert.
But meth is.. Not discreet enough.
He certainly got Blue shifted…
Must have been going 15 mph over the speed of light
He just keeps defying the laws. Now look where it got him.
Looks like macaulay culkin in an Einstein wig.
This would be Einstein for real in 2026 if he still lived and dared to speak his mind in the Trump era.
[Great Scott](https://youtu.be/LXboNl2vWH8)!!
The cosmic speed limit is 300K m/s – I am nowhere near it.
Gentlemen. This. Is. Democracy. Relative.
Does he understand the gravity of his situation?
He was trying to head back when he saw biff was president.
Like I told my last wife, I said, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it’s all in the reflexes.”
Could be worse.. He could have had a cat, some poison, and a cesium atom…
He got off, through a wormhole deal, no strings
E=Succulent chinese meal^(2)
Albert Epstein
Logic will get you from A to Z but amphetamines will take you everywhere!
At first glance I was thinking “What did Robert Plant get busted for?”
Maybe there are roads where we’re going
Speed is relative. Meth is eternal.
For eating a succulent German meal?
No Albert
Must be Albert Zweistein
this is the one time getting pulled over would almost feel worth it because you’d get the wildest story out of it… imagine calling your friends like “yeah i got stopped today… by einstein apparently” 😭
he was going too fast many years ago…thankfully the statute of limitations have passed and he’s off the hook in court.
Great Scott.
Albert Eisenstein has permission to be a Sovereign citizen. The only exception.
Sir, relative to the center of the universe, you’re traveling at over the speed of light, therefor write yourself a ticket!
A+ caption, OP. Great work
I am the MC, square!