But… don’t you typically bring a date to a gala? Not find one there?
Contrariankdouble on
Obam… nevermind
elynixa on
Dating apps are just galas where everyone is staring at their phone.
KittyBabee2 on
Apply cold water to the burned area.
RaidonSub on
Speak for yourself buster, my family owned a castle
myyvara on
Next line: Back in my day we didn’t need college.
pugtato0o on
r/rareinsults
TokenStraightFriend on
Can confirm, going to a gala this Saturday
res0jyyt1 on
You are just gonna be those guys standing at the entrance over there
CleanMartean on
There’s actually a gala/fundraiser happening this weekend where i live and the tickets start at like $500. No thanks
TheComplimentarian on
Sure is (and was, but also is, if you are) nice to be rich.
BrigganSilence on
*Me when I get told about college parties after the fact and have never been asked to attend with a friend*

SyrupStretch on
The callout is brutal but fair. Galas still exist, you’re just not on the list lmao.
Apprehensive-Mind112 on
People want the Bridgerton aesthetic, but they completely forget it comes with the “dying of a minor tooth infection at age 24” reality
Exotic_Call_7427 on
This is a ball, not a gala.
Gala – fundraising, asskissing, looksmaxxing
Ball – dancing with super cool clothing
tegmorrisproduction on
Honestly, getting ghosted on a dating app in sweatpants from the comfort of my own bed is way better than paying for a carriage ride just to get publicly ignored by a guy in a powdered wig
Recentstranger on
We’ll just form our own club or dating app…nvm I give up
Pearl_Nebula on
Both are terrible but at least on dating apps you don’t have to rent a tuxedo you can’t afford.
KirisuMongolianSpot on
I bet you have a local ballroom scene – it’s halfway to this, and they’d love to have you.
Confident_Counter471 on
I’ve been to a few balls and galas! Very fun!
FunnyMustacheMan45 on
Man screw that idea.
Imagine spending a ridiculous amount of effort to get ready for a gala and then receiving a message saying she’s going to cancel on your ~~date~~ gala because her last gala is going well…
mystr-oo on
It’s a REALLY cool club……but you’re not part of it…..lulz
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But… don’t you typically bring a date to a gala? Not find one there?
Obam… nevermind
Dating apps are just galas where everyone is staring at their phone.
Apply cold water to the burned area.
Speak for yourself buster, my family owned a castle
Next line: Back in my day we didn’t need college.
r/rareinsults
Can confirm, going to a gala this Saturday
You are just gonna be those guys standing at the entrance over there
There’s actually a gala/fundraiser happening this weekend where i live and the tickets start at like $500. No thanks
Sure is (and was, but also is, if you are) nice to be rich.
*Me when I get told about college parties after the fact and have never been asked to attend with a friend*

The callout is brutal but fair. Galas still exist, you’re just not on the list lmao.
People want the Bridgerton aesthetic, but they completely forget it comes with the “dying of a minor tooth infection at age 24” reality
This is a ball, not a gala.
Gala – fundraising, asskissing, looksmaxxing
Ball – dancing with super cool clothing
Honestly, getting ghosted on a dating app in sweatpants from the comfort of my own bed is way better than paying for a carriage ride just to get publicly ignored by a guy in a powdered wig
We’ll just form our own club or dating app…nvm I give up
Both are terrible but at least on dating apps you don’t have to rent a tuxedo you can’t afford.
I bet you have a local ballroom scene – it’s halfway to this, and they’d love to have you.
I’ve been to a few balls and galas! Very fun!
Man screw that idea.
Imagine spending a ridiculous amount of effort to get ready for a gala and then receiving a message saying she’s going to cancel on your ~~date~~ gala because her last gala is going well…
It’s a REALLY cool club……but you’re not part of it…..lulz