Ass to ass like a bunch of Daedra worshipping mother f*ckers.
Raindog46 on
now kith
RenownedShark on
When one truck can’t finish his load, they have to go ass to ass
DaveVdE on
Like dogs stuck after mating.
RexMundi000 on
Its called docking.
TheKwarenteen on
And there both boy trucks :O
OpenCircuit_Detected on
Can you think of a more efficient way to exchange long protein strands??
Tyrrox on
Back and forth. Forever.
Mean-Abies3819 on
Pooping back and forth
bhorvic on
Two trucks having sex…
Keter-Class on
Ah yes, Requiem for A Dream was top tier
Suspicious_Juice_150 on
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.”
Stef-fa-fa on
As Tina would say, they’re touching butts.
EddGreen on
No not mating. Much like the majestic seahorse the male UPS truck will hold on to the baby packages till they are ready to be delivered. And thus the cycle of life is complete
YourGod67 on
Well when a Mommy UPS loves a Daddy UPS….
epidous on
Just butt stuff
t-o-m-u-s-a on
Docking
MoustacheSong on
That’s a moon landing
death91380 on
It’s called “docking stations.”
andyr072 on
It’s only gay if the tailpipes touch.
no_names_left_here on
This is how usps trucks are born
BBQ_IS_LIFE on
They are actually meeting up to transfer packages truck to truck to help deliver before guaranteed deadlines. UPS has a system there you are supposed to deliver within a certain amount of time or whoever finishes early or your route supervisor will meet you with a truck and help out.
Source: Former UPS driver.
DrProfessorSatan on
Ass to ass
Toast_Meat on
Un-Protected Secks.
dsm_mike on
When two UPS trucks have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other trucks penis?
Gramma_Hattie on
Ass to ass, I remember this from Skyrim
FirefighterMother742 on
i’d be lying if i said my brain didn’t immediately go there too 😭 the way they’re lined up like that looks way too intentional. meanwhile i’m the kind of person who would absolutely slow down and stare at this for a second like “am i witnessing some kind of rare delivery truck ritual?
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Requiem for a Shipping Truck
Transferring packages from one truck to another.
No, they’re about to duel. Back to back, then 12 tire rotations, turn, and face. Load your package and throw! First to break a window wins.
I think they call that “docking”.
The kids call it docking.
Well, there are loads being transferred!
nah they are just mad at each other
It bugs me that the decals are at different heights…
Da butt.
They’re pooping back and forth forever.
Probably 2 mates or workmates just mate-ing
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/VfEkjBIEfg
Just saw this, what’s happening ?
Van knotted
In a way. They are exchanging loads after all.
Like two dogs stuck together
They touching eachothers packages
Ass to ass like a bunch of Daedra worshipping mother f*ckers.
now kith
When one truck can’t finish his load, they have to go ass to ass
Like dogs stuck after mating.
Its called docking.
And there both boy trucks :O
Can you think of a more efficient way to exchange long protein strands??
Back and forth. Forever.
Pooping back and forth
Two trucks having sex…
Ah yes, Requiem for A Dream was top tier
“We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.”
As Tina would say, they’re touching butts.
No not mating. Much like the majestic seahorse the male UPS truck will hold on to the baby packages till they are ready to be delivered. And thus the cycle of life is complete
Well when a Mommy UPS loves a Daddy UPS….
Just butt stuff
Docking
That’s a moon landing
It’s called “docking stations.”
It’s only gay if the tailpipes touch.
This is how usps trucks are born
They are actually meeting up to transfer packages truck to truck to help deliver before guaranteed deadlines. UPS has a system there you are supposed to deliver within a certain amount of time or whoever finishes early or your route supervisor will meet you with a truck and help out.
Source: Former UPS driver.
Ass to ass
Un-Protected Secks.
When two UPS trucks have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other trucks penis?
Ass to ass, I remember this from Skyrim
i’d be lying if i said my brain didn’t immediately go there too 😭 the way they’re lined up like that looks way too intentional. meanwhile i’m the kind of person who would absolutely slow down and stare at this for a second like “am i witnessing some kind of rare delivery truck ritual?
Brown eye to brown eye
And that Timmy is where USPS Trucks come from…