Never lose your whimsy trying to look “manly”

    by Helpful_Cranberry644

    37 Comments

    1. jitterscaffeine on

      Imagine seeing someone eat a milkshake and think, “look at this asshole.”

    2. DoctahFeelgood on

      Some of these posts be like ” I saw this man laughing the other day and it gave me the ick”. Some people will just hate you for no reason. Best to ignore them and keep doing you.

    3. SilverLotusBloom on

      If my masculinity is threatened by a strawberry swirl and a straw, it was probably pretty fragile to begin with. Pass the whipped cream

    4. BlackExcellence19 on

      Do I have brain damage because I don’t understand what the fuck the inside tweet is saying

    5. BlackBoiFlyy on

      Maybe OOP isn’t a native English speaker, but that broken English in the og tweet would make me disregard this as full on bait from a bot account. 

    6. I swear this stuff entrenched early. Some little girl just asked me why my hair is pink.

    7. Friendly_Escape_1020 on

      I dont like eating outside in front of restaurants, it kills my appetite. I have no problem having a milkshake in public though, anyone who says something about it is just jelly.

    8. *I’m sitting there dipping my hot AF french fries in my vanilla milkshake and do not GAF how I look to others*

    9. Least manly thing a man can do is let another person dictate what he can and can’t do

    10. Monkey_Leavings on

      I’m waiting for the movement that finally realizes most of our misery is from social media and we voluntarily purge it from our lives.

      (He said on Reddit…)

    11. manny_the_mage on

      that’s what happens when you rob men of their wholeness by telling them it is gay to enjoy life

    12. I was just talking to my Bf about this

      going to brunch, walking around the mall, getting ready together , gossiping , etc. they’ve spent their formative years making fun of each other and woman for doing that. Making the activity itself demeaning.

      Literally most social things have been deemed “feminine”. On the flip side of that the activities that they deem acceptable, have some barrier of entry. Even if not a big one.

      Video games? Need a PC/ console and some time.

      Pick up basketball. Some men not physically play or don’t have the skills. Saw some posts on ask men who were looking for ways to meet and socialize with other men that don’t involve athletics.

      Tabletop gaming: some men have determined that nerd shit and dumb.

      Leslie jones did a monologue about the male loneliness epidemic she shows a video of a man going “what am I suppose to do? Go up to a man and ask if he wants to be my friend”

      Yes.. lol but again they’ve deemed that weird and feminine. They understand socializing when it’s “networking” or trying to get scammed but not when you’re trying to create a community.

      It’s sad really because socializing isn’t gendered.

    13. You literally can’t be seen having a good time outside of sports without being label “gay”. And even then that enjoyment better be paired with some aggression or it’s suss. Maybe Im on my break and just want to go down a slide sometimes, leave me be. Whole system is raggedy as hell.

    14. Meanwhile I got my male friends skipping and frolicking in the beautiful weather this week. Why TF can’t men just live their life and not be judged for what someone perceives as masculine?

    15. The fuck does “but why men go choose to drink Milkshake for Settings” even mean? Some brain rotted distortion of the English language.

    16. Peezus_H_Christ on

      If me and the guys go out to get milkshakes my dopamine would be at an all time high

    17. If I pour whisky in it and then light it on fire, can I enjoy my god damned milkshake then?? Jeez.

    18. TheMoorNextDoor on

      Men have been enjoying milkshakes since they were invented. Rage bait or not this is just idiocy.

      Stop commenting on nonsense and trying to belittle genders for everyday occurrences, that social media trend needs to officially go away as soon as possible.

    19. Jamaican_Dynamite on

      AI bot got the nerve to look down on drinking shakes. You ain’t got a mouth, you can’t even taste food. Who’s at the disadvantage really?

    20. As a man, I DONT GIVE A DOUBLE FUCK!!! If I want to go outside, feel the sun on my screen, look at squirrels doing squirrel shit while reading comic books…I will!!! Also that milkshake looks good even though I’m lactose intolerant.

    21. Creed_of_War on

      It doesn’t even make sense? Milkshakes are well known to bring the boys to the yard.

    22. but-whyy-tho on

      The picture focuses on a man, therefore this objectively is a “manly” photo.

      Dude is just mad that the subject here makes this a “Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-ly” photo

    23. Jelly_Sprinkles on

      honestly i never understood that rule either 😭 if someone judges a guy for ordering a milkshake that just tells me he’s more worried about looking tough than actually enjoying life. meanwhile i’m the type who will absolutely order the most ridiculous sugary drink on the menu and be perfectly happy about it

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